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[these_balls]

Who: ANYONE
Where: ANYWHERE
When: May 25th - May 27th
Summary: A MASS MINGLING POST
Rating: What are ratings
Log:


[Anywhere in Johto, there are people interacting. Some of these strangers interacting with other strangers. In short, this is The Ultimate Mingling post, where everyone can run into each other. Primarily for those in the fourth wall who run into another oddball from some other mythical land who's going "What's this place?" just like them, but for everyone who wants to just continue going nuts.

And yes, please, go nuts.]

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Maes Hughes | Dressed like Superman | FullMetal Alchemist | ANYWHERE

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ This is Maes Hughes. He is definitely still scrawny Maes.

But he is somehow dressed like this. Minus... the muscles and plus his glasses. Because did we mention he's rather scrawny? His hair is even gelled like that. Curl and all.

And he is walking around very confused. Because he's attempted taking this spandex outfit off and it won't come off. He might have even gained a superpower or two with this magical girl transformation. Not that he'd know how to use them... ]

I REGRET NOTHING

[terminarcher]

[...SO SUPER!HUGHES]

[DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE TERMINARCHER]

[FIGHT OF THE CENTURY GUYS, PLACE YOUR BETS]

[...ALSO YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK OUT FOR THE TOUHOU-ESQUE BULLETSPAM]

[LOL SORRY]

/o/

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ .... IT'S A GOOD THING HE'S GOT SUPERPOWERS, BECAUSE HE WAS TOTALLY NOT EXPECTING THAT BULLET. WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT-

... WAIT, WHY IS HE STILL ALIVE?

OMG MORE BULLETS, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? BRB, DODGING LIKE A MADMAN.

You don't happen to shoot Kryptonite, do you? ]

[terminarcher]

[OH HEY HUGHES, HE DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE-- OH WHOOPS, SORRY ABOUT THAT, HE TOTALLY DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL YOU. TOTALLY.]

[...wait hang on, why are you still alive...]

[The obvious solution is more bullets! It totally solved everything back in Central before he ragequit to go save the Fuhrer and all that. Yep. Totally.]

[And no, he doesn't! Just a lot of bullets! ...Also dat mouth-cannon.]

Surrender while you can, Hughes.

[THIS IS A SRS BUSINESS BATTLE!!!!]

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ fwlkahet... THE FUCK DID HE EVER DO TO YOU?

It's too bad he's too busy running in circles to respond.

... Welp. Wait. He can't run if he's... not... touching... the ground...?

Looking down at himself hovering a few inches off the ground. Back up at Archer. Back down at the ground.

Uuum... he'll just... accidentally zoom past Archer and almost into a tree. Good thing he's stopped and dropped back onto the ground right before hitting it.

No, really. Please someone explain this to him. ]

[bibliomaniac]

[ Where is she and how did she get here? This is not Amestris.

oh god this is the work of aliens isn't it?!

Hey look, it's Boss, he can tell her what's going on.

wait what boss how are you alive you should be dead but somehow you're not and—

What are you wearing? ]

...M-mister Hughes?!

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ Oh. Sheska. .... This is somewhat awkward. ]

Ah...! [ Headscratch. Well. At least you're not wearing strange spandexy things? ] It's good to see you again, Sheska.

[decentdad]

[...]

That had better be a costume and not a deliberate attempt at impersonation.

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ .... right... because... your costume is so much better? ]

... Would you believe me if I told you that I just woke up in this and I can't seem to take it off?

[decentdad]

...Stranger things have happened.

[derpsaboutfamily]

Have they? I believe this is the strangest I've had to deal with.

[oldspice]

[ A scrawny man in a wannabe superhero outfit, complete with glasses.

......

Oh, this is just depressing. ]

You look like you could use my help.

.... oh my gosh, I love you so much for this...

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ Huh? ]

Ah! So then you know what's going on?

YEAH YOU BETTER LOVE ME

[oldspice]

[ Decisive headshake! ]

I do not, but I do know that you need some help in becoming.. [ DUN DUN DUN ] a man.

YES. ALL MY LOVE. HAVE IT. Also 1/2

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ ...... is this guy for serious...? ]

my love for you was so strong that it needed two parts

[derpsaboutfamily]

Pretty sure I'm already a man.

[ Haha... this outfit doesn't hide much. ... hah... h...a.... No, really. Who the heck wears this? ]

Re: Maes Hughes | Dressed like Superman | FullMetal Alchemist | ANYWHERE

[bobtheghastly]

[Hi, Super!Hughes.

I think you might be being watched. :)]

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ Uh... is this paranoia? He's looking around trying to figure out if someone is actually watching him or if he's just paranoid.

The spandex outfit really doesn't help ]

[bobtheghastly]

[Suddenly! From somewhere nearby. Ominous laughter.]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha~

[You know that mage you've talked to a couple times? That laughter might sound vaguely like his voice, though a bit more echo-y.]

[foreveraclone]

Hughes?

[derpsaboutfamily]

Oh! Conner... hello there!

[ Nothing's wrong. This outfit is normal. Right? ]

[foreveraclone]

Why are you dressed up as Superman? [skdgldf take it off pls.]

[asterbatics]

[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Please excuse Robin over here, laughing. Though it's more of his demented giggle, but still.]

Nice outfit.

[derpsaboutfamily]

[ He's willing to make fun of himself too, thankfully. ]

Ah, thanks. It isn't mine, though.

[asterbatics]

Any idea where you got it? [I mean sure it's not exactly like Superman's. But it's close.]