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Fourth Wall Open Mingle Log Of Doom
Who: ANYONE
Where: ANYWHERE
When: November 24th - November 26th
Summary: A MASS MINGLING POST
Rating: What are ratings
Log:
[Anywhere in Johto and Kanto, there are people interacting. Some of these strangers interacting with other strangers. Some of these folks are your old friends. The insanity has happened yet again, and boy will it be insane.
In short, this is The Ultimate Mingling post version 2, where everyone can run into each other again and again. Damage will only sometimes be repaired, but it doesn't matter--have fun with it! It's primarily for those in the fourth wall who run into another oddball from some other mythical land who's going "What's this place?" just like them, but for everyone who wants to just continue going nuts. Seriously guys, why did you guys let Sunny even bother writing a description. JUST DO FUN THINGS.
But try not to blow up the world, okay?
And as usual, any format is welcome.]
Where: ANYWHERE
When: November 24th - November 26th
Summary: A MASS MINGLING POST
Rating: What are ratings
Log:
[Anywhere in Johto and Kanto, there are people interacting. Some of these strangers interacting with other strangers. Some of these folks are your old friends. The insanity has happened yet again, and boy will it be insane.
In short, this is The Ultimate Mingling post version 2, where everyone can run into each other again and again. Damage will only sometimes be repaired, but it doesn't matter--have fun with it! It's primarily for those in the fourth wall who run into another oddball from some other mythical land who's going "What's this place?" just like them, but for everyone who wants to just continue going nuts. Seriously guys, why did you guys let Sunny even bother writing a description. JUST DO FUN THINGS.
But try not to blow up the world, okay?
And as usual, any format is welcome.]
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Harry whirls around at the sound of Albert's voice. Waldo, who took it upon his tiny self to start pecking at the stranger's shoe, does the same a few seconds later.
...and then he hops over and starts pecking Albert's shoe.
Meanwhile, Harry is staring, expression caught somewhere between "what" and "the fuck."]
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IT'S HUGGING TIME, BROSEIDON.]
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So he just kind of stands there, looking stupid.
And this appears to be the stranger's cue to shake his head and leave.]
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Albeit a brief and concise one, because they are in fact men after all.
Yeah.]
What the hell are you doing here? Don't tell me you just wandered in, too.
[And why is there a bird pecking at his—]
Is that yours?
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IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT WORDS ARE.
Except then he does.]
I wouldn't say wandered. More like showed up completely out of the blue. In Twin Peaks one minute, here the next.
[He looks down, then shakes his head and gives the bird a little nudge with the tip of his boot to make him stop pecking. And hey—look at that! Waldo listens. Good bird.]
No. He just started following me back in... Albert, where the hell are we?
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[That's a familiar pattern. One minute there, the next minute here, disoriented and with no idea where you're at or how to get back. He did that himself, four months back.
...Four months. Jesus, it's been that long?]
The best I can give you is the local line, Harry, and it's a pretty unbelievable one. Coop tells it better. For right now, just stick with "this ain't Kansas, Toto".
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And he is 3000% done with that shit.]
Then you'd better point me toward the Wizard, 'cause that answer's not gonna cut it.
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Yeah? Okay, Dorothy, here's what you're gonna hear when you get there. You've just wandered into a magical land called Johto where nobody's heard of paved roads, much less public transportation, ten-year-olds wander around alone in the dark woods with nothing but friendly animal companions to keep them from getting eaten, and some Nancy Homemaker thinks she's everybody's mom. Oh, and by the way, there's no way out, half the time physics decides it's tired of following logic, and you get a happy fun spirit guide, too.
[He scowls at the bird.]
It's probably that thing. Has it been hanging around you?
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He asked for it.
Halfway through Albert's rantswer, Harry removes his hat. Unfortunately, that does nothing to help the information he's just received—if you can call it that—sink in any more easily, so he focuses instead on that very last part.]
For about two days, yeah.
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BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.]
Okay. That's probably your...they call it a "starter" around here. It's your personal pet partner. Bad news? You can't get rid of it. Good news? ...hopefully you're a bird kind of guy.
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[Pets have never really been a Thing in Harry's life. Why take on the responsibility of another life when he's got a whole town to look after?
...but Waldo's kind of cute, he guesses.
And Harry really likes the way the bird's trying his damnedest to peck through Albert's shoe all over again. Memory like a goldfish, this thing.]
Partner for what, exactly? What am I supposed to do with him?
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You noticed yet that your gun's gone missing?
[Except that this is fourth wall, so it's entirely possible that it hasn't. But Albert doesn't know that yet.]
Around here they use animals to fight instead.
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...what, like dog fighting?
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[At this point, a well-groomed Poochyena comes trotting up and sits obediently at Albert's side for a minute before — WAIT, IS THAT A BIRD.]
Some of us get dogs.
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No dogs are going to eat you today, helpless creature.]
Okay, that explains the animals. Fine. Now there's just the issue of how we got here in the first place. Got any good answers for that one?