route_1065 | Fourth Wall Open Mingle Log Of Doom

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Fourth Wall Open Mingle Log Of Doom

Who: ANYONE
Where: ANYWHERE
When: November 24th - November 26th
Summary: A MASS MINGLING POST
Rating: What are ratings
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[Anywhere in Johto and Kanto, there are people interacting. Some of these strangers interacting with other strangers. Some of these folks are your old friends. The insanity has happened yet again, and boy will it be insane.

In short, this is The Ultimate Mingling post version 2, where everyone can run into each other again and again. Damage will only sometimes be repaired, but it doesn't matter--have fun with it! It's primarily for those in the fourth wall who run into another oddball from some other mythical land who's going "What's this place?" just like them, but for everyone who wants to just continue going nuts. Seriously guys, why did you guys let Sunny even bother writing a description. JUST DO FUN THINGS.

But try not to blow up the world, okay?

And as usual, any format is welcome.]

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[He's back. He didn't think he'd ever end up back here. It doesn't seem like it been a long time, but still, he's missed it.

Johto was pretty much his home after all.

It looks like he'll have to pick up his old pokemon after all. Though it seems he already has a new friend.

At least with the Bouffalant, he'll have a way of getting around quickly.

Still, it probably wouldn't hurt to send a message out on the pokegear]

Hey. It's Roxas. I'm back for a bit I guess.

Edited 2012-11-24 05:52 (UTC)

[Something was horribly, horribly wrong. He was absolutely certain of it, because the entire world seemed to be turning about around him and he could never quite seem to stay in one place for very long. Actually, quite literally not, as he seemed to be warping around like someone was teleporting him all over the place. One minute he would be standing somewhere in Violet, the next he would be all the way in Saffron and every new destination had him even more confused than the last.

So, when a completely clueless dirty blond with a blue sitar pops into existence near you it's time to ask yourself a very important question.

Approach/Flee/Item?]

[A guy in orange armour is standing in the middle of the National Park. There's a munchlax nearby but Grif has yet to notice him. He is still confused about his surroundings. This was not the spaceship he was on before. And there is no one in maroon or pink armour to help him.]

Now where am I?

God this sucks.

Lax

What the hell are you looking at?

[The tiny girl stands very, very still for a long moment, seemingly in a staring contest with her Bisharp. The area around her mouth and her finger tips are smeared with blood.

After several tense moments the girl nods, as if confirming something no one can hear. The Bisharp nods back and runs off, on the hunt for food. Being a carnivore is tough. It's tough and nobody understands.

Her own stomach is twisting with hunger, a strange sensation she hasn't felt since she was alive, but she ignores its growling. When she manages to turn the dex on, twisting it this way and that, she speaks in a very childish voice]

We will find her, we will find her...

Mother? Where are you? ['Mother' is said oddly, like she's saying 'mother' and 'master' at the same time.]

Oh, it still works?

[ The feed pops in with a familiar face who just looks a tad confused. She honestly doesn't know how she got back here or what she's supposed to do... But it registers her here as if she had never left at all. ]

Hello? I wonder what's going on...

REAL RE-L! VINCENT! WHERE AAARE YOOOU!

[There's a small child running around the town, shouting at the top of her lungs.

Or she would if she actually had lungs. Being a robot has its drawbacks like that. On the bright side it means she'l never run out of air and will just keep yelling for "Real Re-L" and "Vincent" until they either show up, or someone stops her.

A Porygon-Z chases gleefully behind her, doing loop-da-loops and spins through the air]

[Talk about places Kiki was sure she'd never get to see again--and with her magic this time! With Jiji back in Koriko, there's no one to complain as she devours the miles, making her way to the last place she'd heard her friends were. On the road, she notices...well. Someone felt like celebrating a good idea, because the 'breakthrough' rune is inscribed on a mountain. She smiles at it; it's a good rune for returns, too.

And off she goes, one eye on the roads. Will you flag her down?]

[He'd suited up, he was going for a night on the town.

And by town he'd meant New York. He was going to meet Ted and everyone at Maclaren's and it was going to be a typically awesome night.

He looked around. Johto was supposed to be a dream. An incredibly weird, extremely long dream in which he'd had some of the best friends ever, but a dream nonetheless.

He was years past this now. But the place looked like he hadn't even left.

Well, at least Vermillion had a pub. Hopefully, he won't be drinking alone.

ooc: Barney has had a canon update, and is now post season 6.]

[There is a very puzzled looking girl standing on a corner in Violet City, dressed in a black T-shirt with a jade colored sign on the front and a red skirt, her grey arms folded around her waist as she looks around. She might not have particularly stood out, except that her skin is a soft grey and appears to be glowing faintly, and she has two horns sticking out of her short, dark hair, one hooked slightly. She sighs to herself after a few moments and starts walking, nibbling unconsciously on her jade-lipstick colored lower lip with one fang.]

[There is a Roselia calmly following her around as she makes her way slowly down the street, but she doesn't seem to have noticed it yet. Her attention is more on all the humans because weren't they supposed to be almost extinct?]

[If Harry were any more out of his element here in Goldenrod, he'd be on another planet entirely.

...though, at this point, he's wondering if that isn't exactly what's happened.

The latest item on the ever-growing list of Things He'd Like To Know is why has a small bird been following him around since he passed through Route 34, and why did he think calling it Waldo would be a good idea? Never mind the fact that it kinda, sorta, vaguely looks like a myna bird, he guesses. Like a fat pigeon/myna bird mix. Or something.

He's not much of a birder, okay? Now, if Hawk were here—

Someone carrying an awful lot of bags bumps into Harry and glares, a look Harry volleys back without hesitation. Waldo, sensing the tension, chirps, his feathers ruffling to the point of looking less like a Starly and more like a comical puff of plumage.

It seems the good sheriff's patience has finally reached its peak and subsequently taken a nosedive off the edge, and he is very much ready—nay, eager—for a round of fisticuffs.]

[ It had been quite a long time since he'd seen this place... Shadow was standing in Violet, looking around. He was still in his hedgehog body, not transformed into a human like before.

Placing a hand to his waist, he found his Pokeballs were not present... Why would they be? This couldn't be real. He must just be having a dream. ]

Hmph.

[ Standing just outside the Pokemon Daycare, Vic couldn't help but stare over the fence at the Pokemon playing there... Specifically one in particular: A Ditto. It was staring back at him, probably because the man before it didn't appear to have a face. ]

Hmm, fascinating. [ Slowly, the Question took out a notepad as well as a pen and began to write notes on the creature. ] A glob of some sort of gelatinous material that shows signs of life and perhaps intelligence... What other strange secrets are these day care facilities hiding from us, I wonder...

[A]
[...You know what.

Fuck this place to hell and back.

Because they stuck him in his maid outfit and whatever he changed into would just revert back into that.

orz

ANYWAYS THERE'S A GRUMPY MALE IN A MAID OUTFIT JUST WALKING AROUND REALLY UNAMUSED.]

[B]
[SO FOR SOME REASON HE MANAGED TO CHANGE OUT OF THAT MAID OUTFIT.

Which means that he's going to just sit at the foot of his giant robot in random towns as he's resting from trying to find a way back out of this damned place.]

[ god. dammit. hadn't he had enough on his plate already? managing his friends, dealing with his father, and now...this. ]

[ whatever this even is. ]

[ the delcatty at his side purred curiously as he wandered goldenrod, glancing at all the cities around. okay, he at least knew pokemon. what kid didn't know about pokemon at least a little? and he could tell this was supposed to be pokemon but... ]

[ okay he must have just. fallen asleep at his computer. he couldn't understand why he would do such a thing, but apparently he did. ]

[ dear god it was so bright. ]

[ so hi people. have a squinting, strapping young man in a dapper suit wandering around, looking as lost as ever. this was crazy and he had no idea what to do. actually, he may just be approaching you! ]

Pardon me, but...what exactly is going on here?

[Hello network, just a lovely china doll like face to greet you today. After fiddling with the gear for a few moments, Kalluto decides sending a message out]

...I am in need of assistance...I am unsure of my current location, not to mention this odd creature will not stop following me.

[A quick look you'll find an indignant Snivy sitting nearby.]

I would also like to acquire about that women that dared say she is my mother. [Those lovely eye burn with untold hatred at the mention of the crazy mom before going blank again.] I shall be waiting for any replies.

[That was short and to the point. After that you'll find the youngest zoldyck sibling making paper doll while the Snivy watches. This would look innocent if the doll wasn't just flying without any wind and attaching itself to any passerbys.]

Edited 2012-11-24 07:57 (UTC)

[Lancer was, for lack of a better term, pissed off. Something had stolen him from his Master's side and dropped him here in a strange place filled with strange creatures. He wants answers and a way out, and he wants them fast.]

[He figures the best way to do this is attract attention by setting the nearest restaurant table on fire. As soon as he does it, though, he's knocked back by a jet of water that extinguishes his fire as well. When he looks up, all he can see is a blue turtle staring at him.]

...Shoo.

[His second attempt meets a similar fate, though this time he catches that it's the turtle spraying the water.]

What the...

[Somewhere in the Dark Cave system... An old man has sort of "poofed" awake from a year-long stay in limbo. He huffs a minute, stretches his back, mutters something along the lines of where-am-I-even, slowly and groggily moves along to the conclusion that he must be in Johto because it's more probable than him being anywhere else... and slowly rises into a morbid horror when the haze thins in his senses and it's still pitch black.]

No... Balls.

[He feels around for his - when did he get his sword back? - his Pokegear, fumbles with it, goes to verify his location.]

Balls. Balls, balls, balls, baaaaallllllls...

["'Kachuu?" says the voice of a Pokemon partner. The old man jumps.]

-- Finn!

...Of-bloody-course, what a perfect nightmare, I go drift off into a several months' sleep and wake up in the "Dark Cave" - this has got to be a trick of some kind, or a spell, the work of one of those Ghosts this place's got, even!

Whatever thought it'd play a spooky little game with us -- [This is a stupid thing to say. He hesitates to say it. But he says it anyhow...] -- show yourself!

[The Pikachu with him calls a "Cha!" which any Pokewhisperer would translate into "I got this, bro". His cheeks glow, and...

Finn used FLASH!

The cave fills with light. Walter's got his sword in his hand.

And all of a hair-raising sudden, the music changes.

Staring the old man and his Pikachu down is a huge Hydreigon, ducking its dominant head down low, shoulders nearly rubbing the ceiling. Walter gasps and draws his sword back while the Pikachu drops sparking onto all fours for action.

Anyone else in and up for fighting dragons?]

[Whatever road you were traveling down, wherever you may be, if you have entered the vicinity of Jack Frost there is snow and ice everywhere and it may even in fact be snowing at that very moment.

Yes. This includes Cinnabar island if you happen to be there. Why? Because Jack has no idea what this strange world is but it looked like an awesome place to have some fun while he's around.

But be careful, wander too close to where you hear that laughter coming from and you could find yourself being pelted by a dangerously aimed snowball. Some of them are just normal snowballs, others are magical ones that for whatever reason make you feel instant joy and the desire to play and have fun.

Tread with caution even if you avoid the sound, this prankster is at the top of the naughty list for a reason. For all you know it could merely be a voice carried on the wind to mislead you.]

[If anyone told him a week ago that hell was a little grey wolf pup, he would have laughed at them. Now, he is a believer. Anyone on the road might be able to catch this older, hatless Luke Triton lookalike either tussling with a very irritable Poochyena...]

Hah! I've got you now, you little--!

[... or fleeing from it entirely.]

Leave me alone, you insufferable beast! I want nothing more to do with you!

[In Goldenrod, there appears to be a manhole cover wriggling, before it begins slowly sliding off... Donny carefully peeks out, blinking hard at his surroundings.]

... Either New York's gone overboard for decorating for Christmas, or something bad's happened.

[At least this time he wasn't drowning in fire Pokémon.

No, this time he was running away from angry Tauros wherever he was.]

[There's a serious-looking guy sitting on a throne (?!) somewhere with all the Pokémon that have KING somewhere in their name. He's almost like the king of... whatever area he is in at the moment.]

[A little lost child, somewhere around Johto/Kanto is looking for something.

He looks rather sad.]

[It's starting to get harder to keep track of where he keeps warping to, but now that he has a moment to rest he can pull out the pokégear to send a quick message to the network.

Or at least he thought he could, but with another jolt he's suddenly somewhere else.

What do, now that Sasuke's in front of you?]

[this is happening pretty much anywhere, because THERE IS NO LIMIT TO THE LONG ARM OF JUSTICE

anyway, you may notice a disturbance wherever you are! upon further inspection you'll find that it's caused by a a shiny carapaced creature covered in caution tape who resembles a Pokemon pretty closely himself, seated on a Blastoise and demolishing buildings with the giant turtle's cannons.

THESE STRUCTURES ARE ILLEGAL AND THEREFORE MUST BE LEVELED. GOD DOES HE HAVE THE MOTHER OF ALL TICKETS TO WRITE FOR WHOEVER OWNS THIS STUFF.]

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