[Dirk's been taking note of where the mistletoe is when he can, and has taken to avoiding those spots he knows it is. Not that he has anything against kissing in principle. He's done plenty of corpse-smooches at this point. He just doesn't want to get caught with a random person.
Not that he'll succeed, since eventually he gets distracted and stops paying attention to it.]
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Not that he'll succeed, since eventually he gets distracted and stops paying attention to it.]