Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
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[shippingmath]

[It is very nicely made! Too bad it doesn't connect, since he had to be stupid and duck.]

Better luck next time.

[The problem about having his hands in his pockets is that it's obvious when he pulls them out to grab a handful of snow himself.]

[healium]

[She's got a few already premade, so she's loading up one arm and hopping up to lob a few more at him while he's busy making that one.] Next time is right here!

[shippingmath]

[Dodging is harder when you're trying to prepare snowballs yourself- At least one of the shots will hit, on the shoulder or chest. As soon has he has his snowball made, he'll make a feint then throw it. As soon as the snowball has left his hands, he'll take off- time to get some distance and more ammo.]

[healium]

[Moving to make a dodge at that snowball, Dirk taking off wasn't as planned. Letting out a little "hey!", Jane is taking a run back to duck behind her fort and start making more snowballs.]

[shippingmath]

[Her hiding wasn't in the plan, either! Dirk takes some time to stock up on snowballs. Once he's done with that, he'll start trying to sneak up on her fort from the side.]

[healium]

[Except she is more than ready, her Ditto having transformed into a Graveler. Four arms + Jane's arms = endless snowballs made and handed off. It's her Solosis on guard that chirps about someone approaching, before Jane is firing off a few snowballs!]

[shippingmath]

[Curse her for having a fort and pokemon capable of throwing snowballs. With the fort in the way, Dirk doesn't bother throwing snowballs yet- instead, he dodges and does his best to get closer to the fort at the same time.]

[healium]

[Uh oh, they're starting to hit ice instead of snow, and the snowballs are becoming limited. Jenny is moving to try and get to more snow now, while it's just Jane and Lou for the moment. Lou? Doesn't exactly have hands yet, but he's moving to try and roll snow closer; leaving Jane by herself with two snowballs in hand.]

[shippingmath]

[With the lull that comes with her loss of snow, Dirk gets right up to the walls of the fort. It's only at that point that he brings his snowballs into play, throwing carefully and ducking back behind the wall of the fort.]

[healium]

[Sidestepping one and only getting the other in the face, Jane lets out a squeal from how cold it is and lobs one clear over the fort wall. DOWN TO ONE, NOOO.]

[shippingmath]

[It hits him in the back, but Dirk isn't about to give up so close to victory. Instead, he's going to back up a few steps, grab two more snowballs and leap Jane's wall. HE'S IN YOUR FORT LOOK OUT.]

Do you forfeit?

[healium]

Never! [Flinging that last snowball, here comes Jenny with a big armful of snowballs again, along with Lou who ... was unable to make any snowballs, but that's okay! HE'S GOING TO MAKE A PSYCHIC BARRIER!!]

[shippingmath]

[That last snowball also hits, but as soon as he sees the pokemon coming, Dirk goes to leap out of the fort again. Time to regroup! And wish he had pokemon that could contribute here.]

[healium]

[Smiling, Jane pumps her fist in victoryyyyyy. And takes a charge after him, now that she's got her supply again.]

[shippingmath]

[He ducks around the nearest corner he finds, then leans around quickly to throw a snowball at her. He's not going to let her get too close if he can help it.]

[healium]

[Yessss psychic barrier blocks that snowball from smacking her in the face. Making a motion for Lou to go around, Jane ducks behind her Ditto in Graveler form now, quickly hiding Jenny in snow.]

[shippingmath]

This is an egregious misuse of pokemon.

[There's not much he can try to do except run away, and as if he'd do that. Instead, he stays put and waits for an opening.]

[healium]

Not at all! [Lou gets around and sneak floats up behind Dirk to chirp loudly, in hopes of startling him forward enough.]

[shippingmath]

[It only partially works. Dirk is startled, but his reaction is to turn around and throw his snowball instead, since he doesn't exactly have a sword.]