Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
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[healium]

[Does her giggling answer his question? Part of her was hoping she'd hear that little crack; Jane would certainly be giggling harder.]

Nicely done!

[shippingmath]

[There will probably be plenty of other chances to hear it. Puberty is still a thing.]

I simply could not resist. Batman is practically my spirit animal.

[healium]

[Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Smiling, she'll nod in agreement, though the simple action has her getting a little dizzy. Leaning back against the doorframe, Jane takes a moment to rub her head and close her eyes a little tight.]

He most definitely is. [She'll feel better shortly, just whoops. Alcohol, you suck.]

[shippingmath]

[That's hard to miss, and though Dirk doesn't reach out to support her- he'll do it if she starts falling over, but only then- he's frowning behind the shades.]

Let's go sit down.

[Of course, it's in the process of moving from the doorway that he notices the mistletoe.]

Fuck, Lalonde really got everywhere.

[healium]

Roxy? I mean, Ms. Lalonde? [She's still rubbing her eyes for a moment, but Jane eventually follows Dirk's line of sight and blinks at the mistletoe.

Blinks twice.

A third time.

Before outright giggling and covering her face.]

Ohhhh my god.

[shippingmath]

Yeah, her.

[He's caught somewhere between amused and exasperated and avoiding showing either on his face.]

I'd offer to dip you but I don't think anyone's ready for that.

[Mostly Jane. Because he's already concerned about her falling over.]

[healium]

You've always said you'd catch me, you know. [Somehow, she caught onto that train of thought and is lightly poking him in the chest with both index fingers.]

[shippingmath]

There's a difference between catching you when you're falling and catching you after I've just dropped you. One of those things is plain stupid. [Jane enjoys poking him in the chest, apparently. Except he isn't exactly doing anything to stop her.]

[healium]

[She's a little too short to poke much else, like his face, goshh. Shaking her head though, she sticks her tongue out and blows a small raspberry before standing up on her tiptoes. Flinging her arms around his shoulders, Jane is planting a smooch on his cheek, yup yup!]

You still said you'd catch me, so I'm holding you to it.

[shippingmath]

[Is it hugs time? Apparently it's hugs time. He'll steady her with arms around her, and awkwardly give her a kiss on the cheek in return.]

Just don't go testing it too much. I'd hate to break it just 'cause you cried wolf.

[healium]

Wolf wolf wolf! [Yeah, please stop her from drinking more. Giggling still, Jane is content to stay put right there and lump against him.]

[shippingmath]

Oh no, you've done it now, I can't summon the strength any longer. Don't let go, Jane.

[He slowly starts turning, as though she's slipping and about to fall off of him.]

[healium]

[Almost outright squeaks and curls her arms tighter, hanging onto his shoulders.] Noooo!

[shippingmath]

Yes. It's too late. I won't make it.

[Leaning... further...]

[healium]

[Another Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! is let out, clinging on and laughing.] Dirk, come on! You can do it!

[shippingmath]

Slipping...

[He leans over more and more until she's being set gently on the ground.]

I failed. [In the most deadpan tone possible.]

[healium]

[Going to play dead, just for that.]

[shippingmath]

You realize that I can't kiss you back to life here.

[Okay, leaning over her like this is kind of awkward. He's just going to move to the side and take a seat... still in the doorway.]

[healium]

You could at least try, goodness. [STILL PLAYING DEAD HAHA]

[shippingmath]

Another kiss? Aren't you demanding?

[Still, he'll give her another cheek kiss! Isn't he such a gentleman.]

[healium]

[Cheek kisses are all the rage! Giggling though, Jane sits up then now that she's "brought back to life".]

[shippingmath]

Right. Now let's get out of the doorway before someone decides to fucking step on us.

[Time to steer Jane to a couch... Y U SO DRUNK, JANE.]

[healium]

[ROLAL GAVE ME A SPECIAL CUP OK, THAT'S WHY. Up on her feet and wobbling a little, she gets moving to the couch easily enough.]

No way, if they did, they would just fall over. We're a roadblock now, Mr. Strider!

[shippingmath]

They'd fall over onto us. I don't know about you, but I dislike the thought of being crushed.

[Yay, couch time. No mistletoe around it, too, which is a bonus.]

[healium]

No, being crushed is bad, but it could be almost like a large group hug! [Having a seat, Jane gets into some of the little candy dishes on the coffee table.]