Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
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[healium]

Yes, that would be a lot of fun! [Now that she's feeling a little more steady, she lets go of one arm but only to point up at the mistletoe. SHE ALREADY HAD ONE BUNGLE AT THIS SORRY JOHN AND THIS. IS WHAT SHE WANTS. FOR CHRISTMAS.]

Whoops, looks like we're stuck under a mistletoe! [This is terrible and she should feel terrible and she will likely feel ridiculous later, but wow. Jane is not going to get drunk again anytime soon due to this.]

[hoperaider]

What?

[He looks up at the offending devil plant and blushes a little.]

Ahaha, that...sure is mistletoe. [ohgosh he's not sure if he should make the first move jkfldsah]

[healium]

[JAKE PLS. JAKE. JANE IS DRUNK. JAKE. PLSSSSS.

Giggling at that blush, Jane lowers her hand to give his cheek a playful poke, even if her own cheeks are a nice shade of pink; whether it's from blushing or the booze, WHO KNOWS AT THIS POINT]

Hoo hoo! It sure is!

[hoperaider]

[HE DOESN'T REALLY KNOW THAT SHE'S DRUNK OH GOD THIS IS GOING TO BE AWKWARD LATER ON]

Hah, well, um....

[okay okay. going to. steel his courage and.

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OKAY NO HE'S GOING THROUGH WITH THIS. HE IS GOING. TO KISS HER.

omg he's freaking out on the inside so much because OH MY GOD KISSING AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON HOW DO YOU DO THISjfkdlsahjkwea

Deep breath. And Jake is leaning over and giving her a sound, chaste kiss.

SCREAM MISTLETOE IS FOREVER EVIL TO A TEENAGER]

[healium]

[Chaste or not, she still is brightening up enough that by god she could light the room more than all the actual lights combined. That kiss? Returned, just as light, maybe not quite as chaste..]

[hoperaider]

[He kind of squeaks and pulls away, blushing brightly. whoa girl too fast for this colt]

A-ah... [omg what's he supposed to say to that]

[healium]

[WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE AND SWEET AND SUCH A GENTLEMAN JAKE. Really, that blush and the squeak had her giggling then, moving her arms to sling them carelessly around his shoulders and hug tight.]

[hoperaider]

[He doesn't even know, man. Jake holds her, and clears his throat self-consciously.]

Erm...Jane? Are you feeling alright? You've been acting a bit...strange.

[healium]

Yes, I'm quite fine, better than fine! [Snuggling her cheek against his shoulder a little now.]

[hoperaider]

Okay, then.

[If she says she's fine...though, he's not too sure about this.]

Um, perhaps we should find somewhere to sit down?

[healium]

Sure, that sounds good! [Giving a squeeze and SUP, CHEEK KISS, Jane releases Jake from the hug and moves back, wobbling all the way along as she makes her way to the couch.]

[hoperaider]

[Jane you're confusing him horribly. He walks alongside her to make sure she doesn't fall 'cause that'd be bad.]

[healium]

[Once they're at the couch, she sets a hand on the arm of the furniture and gestures for him to have a seat, managing to keep from wobbling some more.]

[hoperaider]

[He sits down and gives Jane a concerned look.]

You've been wobbling a lot, Jane. Are you sure you're not feeling sick or anything?

[healium]

I'm sure! I don't feel sick at all, just really.. energetic! [With Jake having that seat, Jane is just going to plop into his lap, aw yeah. Making herself comfortable right here, arms draping around his shoulders and settling her chin beneath his!]

[hoperaider]

Um...okay. [He doesn't know...how to feel about this. Is this the real life, Jane? Or is it just fantasy?]

[healium]

[Hey at least she isn't dancing like that icon. It's very much real life, because once she's comfortable, Jane is smooching his cheek again after lifting her head. Looking down, HEY LOOK SOMEONES CUP! Just going to pick it up and take a drink. Oh good, it's the same stuff she's been drinking, it tastes nice!]

[hoperaider]

[He'd be very concerned if she HAD danced like that. Jane, this is a lot of kissing and this teenage jungle boy has no idea what to think about all this.]

Is Christmas usually like this?

[healium]

[At least she hasn't gone for your lips again, jungle boy.]

I don't really know, I assume so? Dad and I usually just spent it at home together.. [Leaning the cup back a little too far, oops, spiked punch is making a small mess, to which she squeaks and starts trying to catch the drips off her chin.]

[hoperaider]

[Jake reaches over to grab a napkin and help get the spill off her face.]

I have to admit, this is the most fun I've had at Christmas in a long time. But perhaps you've had enough to drink for one night?

[Can sugar make a person drunk?]

[healium]

[Does this cup smell like booze to you? Shaking her head, then stopping so he can help wipe her face, Jane finishes the cup and sets it down before cuddling back into place.]

Okay, okaaay, I'lll stop with thhat one!

[hoperaider]

[It does smell a little like rubbing alcohol....]

Err, actually, Jane, how does going to sleep sound?

[maybe she can sleep it off and hopefully not remember what happened]

[healium]

No, not yet, this is nice.. [That's another chin kiss here, Jakey.]

[hoperaider]

Haha, alright, then.

[Jake is stubbornly going to tell himself that these are very friendly kisses and she's just being friendly because that's what she SAID they were and oh my god.]

[healium]

[Quiet for a few minutes, the lack of continuously drinking is finally kicking in and she's getting a tiny bit tired. Before she can get too tired, Jane sits up a little and wobbles a touch. Lifting her hands, she gently sets them on Jake's cheeks and..

thunk their foreheads together, her cheeks a nice shade of red.]

Jaaaake?