Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
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[shippingmath]

Except I also missed your birthday. I owe you for that one, at least. You're not going to change my mind here.

[hoperaider]

[Jake can't help grinning.]

Aw, is Dirk Strider secretly a sweetheart?

[shippingmath]

You've caught me. What will I do, now that Jake knows that underneath my stoic exterior is a soft cuddly plush of a soul?

[hoperaider]

Good question. What will you do?

[shippingmath]

I suppose I'll just have to threaten you so that you won't tell anyone.

[hoperaider]

That's mighty vague of you.

[shippingmath]

Of course I'm being vague. Don't want you to realize how much blackmail I have to use on you in return.

[hoperaider]

I don't think I want to know.

[shippingmath]

And you never will, if you keep that secret to yourself.