Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
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[matini]

[She grins, and...kisses his forehead.]

I'll consider cheek kisses good enough.

[moveslikestrider]

[Wow. He's red to his ears over here. Well at least that's some unknowing incest avoided.

Thank god.

He scratches the back of his neck and leans up giving her that peck on the cheek she wanted.] So long as we're both cool with it. [Not even a squeak. Fuck yeah, he's in the clear.]

[matini]

[Dave is just lucky by a margin.]

I didn't dash your hopes for more than that, did I?

[moveslikestrider]

Nope. [He's back on his feet and straightening up, sliding right into stoic again.] You're pretty and holy shit are awesome but, you're m- Rose's mom. Not gonna bust a code there. And I sorta have someone even if she isn't here.

[matini]

Oh, really? Who's the lucky lady?

[moveslikestrider]

Well, it's nothing big. I mean, we've only had a few dates. Her name's Terezi Pyrope. Pretty awesome girl even if she's a little crazy. [Okay, a lot crazy. He really has no idea where things are going with that. Like ever. Interspecies relationships are complicated.]

[matini]

A little crazy could potentially put some spice into it. I'll have to meet this girl if she ever comes around.

[Mom and Terezi shenanigans sound like awful things will happen.]

[moveslikestrider]

[Here he is getting thoughts on his relationship. Not his intention ever but it's better than her thinking he wanted to go farther than a cheek kiss.]

Yeah, she'd probably like you. ... [What are feelings, how does one express them. He shifts subtly, trying to mask his awkward and uncertainty bout this whole adults thing. It's likely she's not all that scary but it's gotten into his head as bad as it ever did with Bro.] I meant crazy in a good way, by the way. Sometimes it's hard to get things because troll culture is not the same as ours. It's really kinda messed up because of all this stuff expected of them.

But I guess it works out? I dunno. It's not something I'm sure of.

[matini]

I never really pressed Aradia and Kanaya about troll culture. What can you tell me about it? I've only heard that their beasts are potentially more dangerous than the ones on Earth.

[She's at least settled enough to start asking questions that truly pique her curiosity.]

[moveslikestrider]

They're violent for one. It's not uncommon that someone kills someone else for some offense. They're expected to. When you go too far that's when the Legislacerators come for you. Couldn't tell you what too far was.

Because the perception I have it is a human one. Terezi's is different.

[matini]

I see. On one hand, it sounds like a highly volatile culture, but on the other that same violence must have helped them in their own session of Sburb.

[moveslikestrider]

Pretty much. Which is why our session even existed.