Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
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[healium]

I'm fine, I'm just ... [Blinking a little at her cup, she then offers it with a tipsy smile.] Roxy gave me this, it's really quite good! I'm afraid I don't know what it is, or.. how many I've had, but it's really fruity! [I'm sorry, Dave.]

[moveslikestrider]

[He holds up both of his hands.] Thanks but no thanks today I'm a chocolate only diet to state my sweet tooth before it wrecks havoc like it's Godzilla vs Tokyo.

[He can guess what's up by now. It makes him a little bit more concerned.] You might want to want to switch too. Or sit down somewhere. I'll walk you over to the nearest seat if you can't make it on your own.

[healium]

There was some hot chocolate on another table, I think, if you want some of that? [Your mom makes the best drinks, Dave; now help a drunk girl out.] I'm fine, really! Why does everyone keep asking me that.. [At least she doesn't slur much when she's drunk. The wobbling starts happening again as she somewhat walks in place, feet working in a circle.]

[moveslikestrider]

I was just saying, I have some of it. ...they're probably asking because you look like a kid that's been home with the booze and the adults aren't around. [He reaches back out to catch her, taking that step forward and looks up.] ...shit.

[healium]

[Following that look up, Jane blinks to try and refocus her eyes, pushing her glasses up.] Oh, those are really everywhere..

[moveslikestrider]

It's like someone just wants a teen soap opera. That has to be the goal here. I can't imagine any other reason to think it's brilliant to put teens and booze together. [He sighs. So hard.]

How man cups have you had, anyway.

[healium]

I don't really remember. [Looking back down at her cup, she moves to set it aside because it is time to SMOOCH. Sorry Dave, Jane isn't really warning before stepping in and curling her arms around his shoulders, leaning in and..

planting a light kiss on his cheek.]

[moveslikestrider]

[It happened so fast he barely has time to register his cheek in fact had been Crockerfied. Dave wraps his arms around her to keep her steady and eh, very lightly does the same to her cheek. There. The laws of the season have been given their sacrifice.

He starts to let go.]

[healium]

[Smiling, even if it's a tipsy one, Jane lets go and wobbles a touch, but stays on her feet this time.] Had to fulfill the tradition, after all!

[moveslikestrider]

Okay, tradition fulfilled. Now can we go get you some water? [You really need to sober up.]

[healium]

Yes, of course. [This is only partway through the night, Dave. She takes a few steps to start towards the kitchen, but uh.. has to back up (or fall back) to catch onto Dave's arm again.]

[moveslikestrider]

[He is right there to support her, carefully guiding them both away from sprigs of mistletoe.]