Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
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[healium]

[Personal space? WHAT'S THAT. The closeness is just making her giggle badly.] Then thank you! [GOT WHAT IN ME WHAT?]

[blackestheart]

[He gives a low chuckle at that. Close but not quite Janey.]

Nah, sis. Gotta motherfucking do it like this.

[And her chin is tilted up for a kiss. And not a sweet soft short one either, no. This has to be a real kiss to make it count.

He's getting all the bitches. All of them.]

[healium]

[Wow, that chuckle actually got her cheeks reddening cause it's not really a tone she's used to; then again, neither is this sort of kiss. She got a chaste one and cheek kisses and then there are the old kisses from her Dad, but.

Well.

It definitely got her drunken giggles to quiet down, eyes lowering in almost a cross-eyed look, as if trying to see just what is going on against her mouth. Eventually, doing that with her eyes makes them ache enough to just shut them and wow.

This sort of kiss. It's kind of fun..]

[blackestheart]

[Damn straight it's fun. And Gamzee will keep it up until she gets the hang of it or screams and pushes him away, whichever comes first.]

[healium]

[Well she's not pushing him away, sucking in some breathes through her nose, but it's not like she has any idea what to do; might take a few more moments, scuse the drunk lass.]

[blackestheart]

[He's got all the time in the world, there is literally nothing better he has to do right now other than teach Jane how to kiss properly. He's chill with her taking her time, just means it's gonna last longer.]

[healium]

[She'll eventually get it, and with how much fun it is, Jane will only remember bits and pieces and tongue when she wakes up tomorrow. Girl is not leaving her room for days, oh god the mortification.]

[blackestheart]

[She can be mortified later. Only hot sloppy makeouts now.]

[healium]

[I don't have appropriate enough icons, settle for this. Hot sloppy makeouts, holy shit. Jane is totally running out of air though.]

[blackestheart]

[Gamzee finally pulls away, way more than satisfied. Yes, good. Too bad John wasn't there to flip off behind her back. Oh well. With Mom around there's bound to be more times Jane gets drunk enough for this.]

That was a good enough motherfucking thanks.

[healium]

[Jane will see to it that it never happens again. Momlal, whyyyyy. Working on catching her breath, Jane just giggles softly then, lifting a hand to curiously touch her mouth a few times. Her lips are a little sore even, puffy, and on pulling her fingers away.. very much covered in facepaint.]

I messed up the paint.

[blackestheart]

Guess it's a good motherfucking thing I got more.

[At least he thinks he does. Fuck Lalder probably got into it again god dammit. Oh well, it's a little smeared but not too badly so he doesn't mind so much.]

[healium]

Hoo hoo, I guess so! You got my gift, right? I didn't know how much you had, so I figured more wouldn't hurt! [Reaching up, she's going to draw that little :o) on his cheek with the gray paint from her face, giggling lightly still.]

[blackestheart]

[He just laughs again at that, alright so she can be kind of motherfucking cute when she's smashed off her ass. He can't wait to see her reaction when she's sober.]

Yeah, thanks sis. My motherfucking team keeps getting into my shit so I was running out anyway.

[healium]

[Nodding, even if the movement makes her head spin, she's having a moment of looking about for her cup and, on finding it in her hand where she left it (???), Jane is going to take a drink; so very careless about the makeup all over her mouth.]

Good, I'm glad to hear it will be ussefull! [Oh. Here comes the slurring!]

[blackestheart]

[Part of him considers telling her about the facepaint and getting her to wipe it off. The other part? The other part is a sadistic bastard who thinks it'll be funny as shit for other people to see it on her and even better if she wakes up tomorrow it on. Yes, this is a good plan indeed.

Gamzee gives her shoulders a squeeze before letting go.]

You best get on with what you were all doin'. Don't want to motherfucking keep you.

[healium]

[Wobbling at suddenly being let go, Jane just giggled and smiled again, before moving to give a hug.] It wass fun! [To that, she lets go, waves, and goes to get ... a refill. Can she even get into the kitchen at this point? Watch the wobbles go!]