Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
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[matini]

[One plus a kid that looks like an adult but he's a goddamn trap.

Oh, well. The only other adult in the room has no problem finding the other and flipping his hat playfully.]

You look like you're lost in a sea of hormones, Strider.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Whoa, excuse you. You're gonna mess up the hair he's carefully sculpted and covered with a hat. How rude. He'll just fix his hat with a playful little smile on his face.]

If it looks like it, that's 'cuz I am. This is one hellish pedo trap you've got going on, Lalo- Ah, sorry. Hansen. Is that your goal? Catching predators with mistletoe?

[matini]

[She's already messed up Dirk's hair. Gotta complete the set, dude.]

No. Mostly for amusement, though perhaps I should have labeled the drinks more clearly. I do believe mini you is a little buzzed. [Tho, that could also have been the whole kissing the cute teenaged boy at work, too. She's betting on the alcohol more so.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

I don't think there's a person besides me here that isn't buzzed. [Because you're in a constant state of buzzed yourself, Lalonde.] The last thing he needs is a buzz, though. That'll just end in disaster, I'm sure.

[He knows what he was like at that age. Especially intoxicated.]

[matini]

Maybe a couple besides you. [Well, yes, that's certainly true.] I suppose it'll depend on whether or not he has much to drink.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Well either way, it's not really my place to stop him. Let's just hope he's got sense enough not to get totally smashed.

[His tone suggests he has no faith in that.]

So what're y-

[But he stops, because that's when he realizes something. Somehow they've ended up standing above a mistletoe- That. wasn't there before.

Bless whatever ghost is responsible.]

Uh, hey. Lalonde. [He gestures up, raising his eyebrows.]

[matini]

[She looks up and...hm. Interesting.]

Well, I hope that you're not going to leave me out in the cold and ignore a time-honored tradition like this.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Hell the fuck no he is not going to leave her hanging. It's only with a little hesitation that he slides closer to her. This is his forte, he's only a little nervous. If only because he's always thought she was really fucking gorgeous. Otherwise? He's confident in his kissing abilities.]

I wouldn't fucking dare.

[An arm goes around her waist to pull her closer, and he leans in slowly. He's gonna fucking savor this, because what if he never has the opportunity again? Shortly after, his lips meet hers and it's pretty much the best feeling ever right away.]]

[matini]

[Bro's confidence in his kissing is well-founded in Mom's opinion. She can tell something is different with this kiss due to his body language, but she can't put her finger on it.

She decides to give up on it for now, and simply enjoy the moment. What better way to do that than by kissing back?]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Good, don't think too much about it. You don't want him to devolve into an awkward mess, do you? Right now he's doing pretty fine. It takes a lot of restraint not to hum contentedly into the kiss when she starts kissing back, because he doesn't want to seem over eager. Especially because it's still just a kiss. It's not even a makeout yet.

Except yes it is, because now he's going to deepen it by flicking out his tongue.]

[matini]

[Well, she's not complaining about that at all. Mom is quite content to have this kiss deepened.

Even if she'll feel guilty about it later, but, well....

Yeah, no deep thinking, just kissing. Deep thinking can happen after New Year's at the earliest.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Can he be a sap? Of course he can be a sap. This is Christmas, sappiness is allowed. So he can fully admit that this is the best kiss he's ever had. He's had a lot of kisses with people, but never someone he's ever really liked.

And Lalonde is a woman worthy of his heart if he ever did see one. Has been ever since he met her. Man, why can't it be Christmas every day?

His free arm also snakes its way around her waist to pull her fully up against him, and he doesn't show any signs of breaking the kiss any time soon. In fact... One of his hands might be twitching, as if it wants to trail a liiittle lower towards her rump.]

[matini]

[Good, she doesn't want it to end soon. She wants to forget a lot of things, and this is a good way to do it. She knows she has to face it eventually, but not now.

Mom's feelings are muddled at best, but she does know that she's enjoying the kiss. She also enjoys Bro's company, and she has a feeling that anybody would find some sort of happiness with this man, if they can look passed the Strider tendencies and puppets.

That is also a hand going down to playfully, but firmly keep his hand away from her plush rump.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Alright, he can be good. He'll avoid touching that plush rump for now. Because if there's one thing about this kiss, it's that he doesn't want it to be his last. Which means it's not going to be his last chance to touch dat rump. How he intends to do that, he doesn't know. But one day.

But he still can't help but smirk mischievously into the kiss when she stops his hand from moving down. He'll pointedly slide it back up, then, and still not break contact.]

[matini]

[One day, that rump will be touched, but that day is not today.

She matches that smirk with a small, playful smile. Good boy, she won't mess up your hair and steal your hat as a reward.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Alas, her poor rump must be so disappointed.

And thank god for that, it takes way too damn long to get this hair the way it is and cover it with a hat. That would just be the rudest thing, honestly.

It's unfortunate that air is a thing that the human body needs, and it's not long after that his lungs need it. So reluctantly, he'll just pull away slightly to draw in a breath, and then he'll attempt to lean back in for another.]