Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
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[moveslikestrider]

[Hey, he's been trying. It's been an effort but, he's pretty proud of himself. Until he spots Smuppet just you know, hanging out. This is like every time he's seen Cal out of the corner of his eye.

Only some how worse because oh my god the ghost really want that. He just...stares.] Are you serious? [Why do these things happen to him.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[In response to Dave, the Shuppet tilts forward in a clear indication that yes, he's very serious. There is longing and desire sparkling in those big, round eyes.]

Shup!

[moveslikestrider]

[Oh my god why. Why. He sighs very heavily. Then to be sure no one is watching, Dave looks around. His life. Blows.

Bro why.

You're not getting a on the lips kiss ok. You're going to have to live with that. Dave lifts up just a little and plants a quick kiss on Smuppet's forehead. If you go for more than that he's quitting life.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Because, Dave. Because. It's because you're just so damn loveable, so why are you even surprised? Your milkshake brings all the Pokemon to the yard.

When Dave leans in and kisses it's forehead and pulls away, he's going to get the most flat look a Shuppet can possibly give. It's obvious that a forehead kiss is NOT what it's looking for.

So you know what? It's just going to take matters into it's own hands and float forward to press where it's lips would be to Dave's.]

[moveslikestrider]

[You know what this is? It's the blue screen of death in Dave's head. Everything is just on auto-pilot. Oh my god.







Why.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[It's your fault for being so damn kissable, Dave. With that out of the way, Smuppet looks quite pleased. In fact, it's probably never looked happier. It lets out an excited little sound and then whizzes around Dave's head repeatedly.]

[moveslikestrider]

[He just stands there looking still as a statue. Of course Bro's pokemon would be weird. He half expects Dirk's to be nuts too. That's just how his family is. As Smuppet zips around his head he steps out from under the mistletoe and cracks his shoulder. No more kisses. Ever.]