Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
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...wow just noticed i borked that link WHOOPS

[timelymaid]

[ It's okay, leader troll, Aradia will hug him back less awkwardly. She likes hugs? He'll also get a little laugh. ]

Do you have a lot of Krabby stuff?

hahaha it's cool

[usedshooshpap]

It seems to be the most common association, yes.

Which I don't get because my Lusus more closely resembles Corphish than Krabby.

obviously you found it anyway >>

[timelymaid]

You know, I think you're right? Did you want Corphish things instead, then?

[papshooshing]

I don't know... As long as it didn't go overboard?

[ who *really* wants a reminder of their dead Lusus? a death that he blames himself for? ]

[timelymaid]

What counts as "overboard" in this scenario?

[papshooshing]

More than two pun-related things constitutes an overboard scenario.

More than five items in total means that it's overboard.

When it's the first fucking thing people think of instead of something more practical or heart-felt, then it's overboard.

[timelymaid]

I'll keep that in mind for future reference! [ And at least her two pun shirts are under the overboard scenario ratio... ]

Did you happen to get a pokemon egg this morning, by the way?

[papshooshing]

Well yeah. Getting an egg during a holiday is pretty common?

[timelymaid]

An egg from no one, unmarked? That happens every holiday?

[papshooshing]

It happened on the human version of Quadrant Appreciation Day.

[timelymaid]

...Do you think it was that Santa Claus person?

[ Because if so how did he get in and out of every room without being caught once. ]

[papshooshing]

Who knows. Maybe it was the beasts offering an apology.

[ Karkat would answer this question with MAGIC ]

I personally don't care. What I got is another Eevee egg, and I actually had been meaning to get another one.

[timelymaid]

Oh, you too? I didn't have one to start with, so it's fine, but I was just...curious, I guess.

I'm still looking into whatever that was. But I did get a few new books to check out, so!

[papshooshing]

Don't question too much, Megido. Some shit you just got to take and enjoy. You might not get another chance to.

[timelymaid]

I'm enjoying it, but that doesn't make me any less curious! Trust me, I know just how quickly things could end.

[papshooshing]

Can we actually have a conversation that doesn't somehow lead into anything related to the game? Just this once?

[timelymaid]

What did you want to talk about?

[papshooshing]

...I have no idea.

[ because what is really talking to Megido? he is trying to learn. ]

[timelymaid]

[ She's not laughing at you, Karkat, just at that answer. ]

Oh! I picked out a human birthday for myself. Jake helped!

[papshooshing]

All right...

So what is it.

[ he can understand the laughing. he'd sort of laugh at himself, really. ]

[timelymaid]

March twenty-fifth! That's one of the "whimsicott" zodiac birthdays. Or Aries. Kanaya said she'd think about hers, too, so there's that - I still need to figure out a few of the others' choices, though.

[ Yes, she's very pleased about this. But then, she's been fairly pleased about everything in this place. ]

[usedshooshpap]

Choices?

[timelymaid]

Well, for us. I know all the human's wriggling days now, actually.

[usedshooshpap]

Well... That's not hard to learn.

[timelymaid]

There seems to be a lot of crossover, anyway. And for the others, it's just a matter of them picking a day, I suppose?