Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
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[healium]

He wass makingg g out witthh Diirk! MAKINGG OUUT!!!

[timelymaid]

[ Oh gosh raised voices SHOOSH JANE SHOOSH. ] Well, was there mistletoe involved?? Maybe they were just...playing around?

[healium]

[She will be so sorry about all this later.] But.. ddidn't want to do more than givve me a small.. kiss. [Quieting at least, but just looking more miserable.]

[timelymaid]

Maybe he was just being a gentleman? [ Why are there so many feelings here askjtrektjlekrt. ] ...Jane, I think maybe you should just talk to him about it! At least then you'd know?

[healium]

Noo, no, I can't faace him like thisss! [Covering her face and shaking her entire upper body in a giant NOOOO gesture.]

[timelymaid]

Well, uh, tomorrow, maybe? [ ...Actually speaking of her face hang on, Aradia will go get a napkin and a cup of water. And yes she's coming back to clean you up a bit girl. ]

...Did you kiss Gamzee?

[healium]

May...maybe, I don'tt thhink I willll want to tallk rightt away. [At least she's not on the verge of tears anymore, just sniffling. Reaching though to touch her face and wipe some of that grease paint off, Jane awkwardly smiles.]

I.. must haave? [Give her a moment, she's remembering tastes; something different than boozepunch, before holding her face again.] I thhink I learnedd how to fr..french.

[timelymaid]

[ oh god she's going to have to be sure to bring Jane tea and cookies or something in the morning, because wow.

Aradia's going to dab the napkin in the water after a second of complete brain shut down, after which she will reach over and start cleaning Jane up. ]

Maybe you shouldn't have any more punch...

[healium]

It tasstess good though.. [Closing her eyes, Jane just sits still to let Aradia clean her up, moving her glasses down to sit in her lap.]

And the.. the kisssing wasn't terribble, just not somme... somethh ing I had beffore.

[timelymaid]

Yes, but I think it has soporifics in it. [ It would be so much more useful if she knew the term that would be correct here. ]

Well...if it's something you wanted to do, that's fine?

[healium]

[The answer is JANE, YOU ARE DRUNK. GO HOME.]

I thhink I was dizzy and going to ffall? Caaught me and wanted a thhankss.

[timelymaid]

[ SHE'S NOT SURE SHE'S ALLOWED TO SAY THAT. ]

Maybe you should stay seated until the party is done.

[healium]

Misttle toe keeps moving anywayy. [Like now! Points up at it over them.]

[timelymaid]

I think it's the pokemon. [ SIGH. And if Jane was expecting more "french" she will be disappointed, because she's getting a chaste kiss on the cheek. She's got enough awkward to get her through into the new year, Aradia thinks. ]

[healium]

[Hell no. She's had enough frenching for the night. The fact that the kiss was chaste just has her thinking about Jake's face again and having her cover her own face up with her hands again.]

[timelymaid]

[ ...M-more shoulder pats? ] Oh, Jane...

[healium]

[At least she's not crying? Just. Wow tonight is special in so many ways.] I thhink I should.. wait here forr a few momentsss.

[timelymaid]

We can wait as long as you want.