Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
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[viiru2alert]

'Sup, Sunshine. [Sollux looks down at the Budew with much the same lineface as he's been wearing since he got the bee, but he has to admit, it is pretty cute.] I haven't got a Grass-type. Closest is probably... her.

[Sollux flips the FUSB to his other hand and brings out a Pokéball, and from it comes an Eevee. Sollux tries to pick her up, but she insists on climbing up his arm instead. Once situated at an acceptable height, she looks Kanaya and Sunshine up and down with an exceedingly sassy look on her face.]

This is Eevee. I haven't decided on a name yet -- she won't accept anything I pick out. [He shakes her a little bit, and she whips her tail huffily.]

[wontturntostone]

[Sunshine peers at the Eevee happily and gives a little tiny wave.]

She's an Eevee. I was looking at those in the gear...[She peers at the little creature for a moment thoughtfully.] Everyone seems to like them. I will have to find one, I think.

[Kanaya is already making breeding lists and plans, oh yes.]

[viiru2alert]

Eevees evolve into a whole bunch of different Pokémon, so I've been trying to figure out what I should turn her into. I'm thinking a Grass-type right now, but... who even knows.

Did you check the Breeding Center? I bought this chick there as an egg from Riku, he's practically famous.

[wontturntostone]

Karkat mentioned it, but I haven't yet. He told me I have to get a fire type.

[She smiles faintly.] I believe he dislikes the cold here almost as much as I do, so I can't argue with his logic.

[viiru2alert]

Fire-types are awesome, get one. [Sollux can't stand the cold either. Warm climates for the loss.]

Anyway, battle-wise, you should get a Water-type too. Sunshine there is a Grass-type, so he'll get trashed by Fire-types, and you need someone to counter that.

[wontturntostone]

I am still learning the basics of all of this, to be honest. I assume I will need at least one of each...type...if I am going to effectively breed them.

[She is still thinking of this along similar terms for frog breeding.]

[viiru2alert]

I don't know about breeding, but I would think that Pokémon with the same type can breed together, yeah.

Still, sometimes you need to evolve Pokémon to breed them, and you can't evolve them without battling.

[wontturntostone]

I am a breeder, apparently. I will need to figure these things out.

[She nods.]

Yes, I knew Sunshine needs to evolve before she can breed. I'm not sure I would want to make her do anything like that anyway.

[The little plantbeast coos happily in her arms and promptly falls asleep.]

[viiru2alert]

What, breed?

[ ... ]

Uh, no offense, but you'd be kind of a really shitty Breeder if you don't want to make your Pokémon breed.

[wontturntostone]

[Kanaya just looks faintly annoyed at that.]

She can't breed. She has to evolve first.

[viiru2alert]

But you just said... oh, fuck it. Never mind.

[confused Sollux is confused.]

[wontturntostone]

[Kanaya just shakes her head.]

Anyway. How have you been since you arrived here?

[viiru2alert]

Ugh, good enough. [He shrugs.] Been absolutely ruining the sequence you're supposed to take Gyms in, but y'know, that's not exactly a new experience for me.

[Being able to hack Fiduspawn RPG gamegrubs is a great and fulfulling pastime.]