Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
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[healium]

What? Oh, no, no don't worry about it. I.. well, I just want Jake to be happy. [The pat is appreciated enough, where she moves and gives him a quick hug.] As much as I might need the advice, you're right in how you say it.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Oh. Well, that sure is a hug he just got. Man he's so unused to that kind of shit that it catches him off guard, though he doesn't terribly mind. After a moment, he lets out a sigh. He wants to help, but he really doesn't want to alienate Dirk either. It's a fucking complicated situation.]

I tell you what... Here's some advice for a hypothetical situation. No names or anything attached. Y'know, for the future, if you ever find yourself in a totally different yet weirdly similar situation with other people.

Say you're crushing on this guy, but someone else is too. This guy is blissfully unaware of the fact he's got two hot bitches craving his muffins, which may or may not be english in this scenario. But since this is a different hypothetical situation, they aren't english.

Anyway. I'd say it'd be worth it to try and get those muffins first, sway their affections over to you before the other person can get there. Because who's to say you wouldn't make 'em just as happy, or even happier, as that other person?

[He shrugs.]

I dunno, like I said. That's advice for a totally different situation which doesn't have any relevance to this current little predicament. So I honestly don't even know why I said any of it.

[He's so full of shit right now, but he honestly couldn't just not help out. He just hopes she knows not to throw him under the bus if it ever comes up.]

[healium]

[In the end, she listens to the advice even if she was certain he should have stayed quiet; Jane winds up with a gentle smile, nodding.]

Yes, it's.. good advice. I'll keep it in mind if I come across a situation like that in the future. [Nah, she won't. It's the wind zipping by that has Jane shivering and sheepishly laughing a touch.]

I suppose we should get back inside before we become icicles, hm?

[plushaeusrumpified]

[He should've, but he's definitely too stubborn for that.]

Good. And yeah, probably. I already feel kinda like a Stricicle. [He moves to walk away, before turning back to her.]

Good luck with you know what, eh?

it was out of appreciation, bro

[healium]

Yes, thank you. [Nodding again and that smile remains, before she's stepping after him to bounce up on her toes and sneak a kiss to his cheek, before moving inside.]

abububu they're so cute

[plushaeusrumpified]

[He opens his mouth to speak, but suddenly she's leaning up to kiss him and it stops him. Before he can say anything, she's already moving inside and he just rolls his eyes, a smile crossing his lips for a few seconds before he lets it fade away and steps in behind her.]