Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
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[shadowdive]

[Snickers, before leaning back in his seat.]

So what have you been doing since you ditched us?

[viiru2alert]

Winning badges, taking names, you know how it goes.

[shadowdive]

How many are you at?

[viiru2alert]

Three. Though really, one of them was the Mineral Badge, so that should count as at least two.

[shadowdive]

Did you take fire or ground types to that gym?

[viiru2alert]

I took one Ground-type. That's it.

[shadowdive]

Nice. I remember taking on that gym and having no problems by using Dartanian. She actually gave up early because her Steelix wasn't going to do better than the two I just knocked out with single blasts of fire. [Let's not mention the part where he got his shoulder snapped because Dart didn't want to stop fighting.]

[viiru2alert]

I could have swept her with my Typhlosion if I wanted, but he was like level 70 because he belonged to a different Sollux. I don't think he was even listening to me back then, the fucker. [Now that the rest of his team is around that level too, Sollux has been more considerate about letting him into the roster... but unfortunately, he can't change the nickname from ~ATH.]

[shadowdive]

You could always breed yourself whatever the lowest form of Typhlosion was and raise it, just to have one that listens more.

[viiru2alert]

Yeah, well, he listens to me now, so I see no reason to.