Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
Log:

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

Why d'you care so much who sees and who doesn't, anyway? I don't get why it's such a big deal.

[He honestly doesn't care who the hell sees him kissing. He can't really understand why Dirk is making such a big deal over it.]

If you want me to apologize for it, then I'm sorry but I'm not going to. The fact of the matter is I saw it and I can't change that. You really gonna hold it against me?

[shippingmath]

Because it's a complicated situation.

[Because everybody likes Jake.]

I'm not asking you to get out the brain bleach and wipe your memory, I'm just requesting that maybe, if it's not too much for you, [He's being snippy and that's probably not going to help his case, but he's not about to stop] you could avoid doing anything about it.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Fine! [He sounds snippy, too.] I was just trying to god damn help, but if you don't want it, then fine. Good luck solvin' it yourself. Excuse the hell outta me for trying to be helpful.

[shippingmath]

Thank you. I'm glad we could have this conversation. [If looks could kill, Dirk would be giving it a very strong try right now. Once again, he's trying to leave.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yeah, same here.

[He's not stopping him this time. It's clear the conversation took a turn and isn't salvageable right now.]

Just remember, kid, I'm not your fuckin' enemy.

[shippingmath]

Sure.

[And now that this conversation is over, he's leaving.]