Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
Log:

Comments

[timelymaid]

I think they're sort of a different blood caste. Our humans are "Americans".

[viiru2alert]

Huh. I thought humans didn't have blood castes.

[timelymaid]

It's not a blood caste, that's just the closest I can figure it as. They're apparently different somehow, anyway. [ Somehow. ] Although the Bro human lusus was telling me that human males go through life stages that involve being a frat boy, and...things.

[viiru2alert]

So their intelligence actually does decrease as they get older. The more you know, I guess.

[timelymaid]

Was that remark meant to be about Striders or human males in general? Because I hate to point it out, but you're the latter right now.

[viiru2alert]

Yes, but I wasn't a human originally so it's not my fault and absolutely no one can blame me.

[timelymaid]

I sort of like it! I can see why Kanaya enjoyed being outside in the daytime.

[viiru2alert]

I can't.

[Then again, he can't see why Kanaya enjoyed being outside.]

[timelymaid]

The sunshine is nice! You know, when it's not likely to irreparably harm you.

[viiru2alert]

Yeah, whatever. It's not all that great in my opinion. [He folds his arms and shrugs.]

[timelymaid]

You can't tell me you don't like it here, though. We're basically inside a game. That isn't trying to kill us, I mean.

[viiru2alert]

[Noncommittal grunt.]

[Translation: He totally likes it here.]

[timelymaid]

[ Sollux it won't kill you to admit you like something, honestly. ]

You want to be the very best... [ yes she's singing at him, she learned that song okay. He should probably stop her. ]

[viiru2alert]

Are we going to do this now?

[Such hatred in the boy's eyes right now, Aradia. Such burning hatred.]

[timelymaid]

[ She's laughing at you now. She's the best friend, right? ]

You do, though!

[viiru2alert]

Go die in a pit of brain lava.

[timelymaid]

Nope! I'm done with that sort of thing.

[ Have you eaten your celery yet. If not you're getting a look. ]

[viiru2alert]

...What?

[He sees that look, and no, he has not eaten the celery.]

[timelymaid]

Dying! I'm not doing that anymore.

[ because that's totally something you can just opt out of. MORE POINTED LOOKS AT THE CELERY GO HERE. ]

[viiru2alert]

Sorry.

Though technically no one is dying, because Johto.

...Okay are you still glaring at me? I just apologized!

[timelymaid]

You don't have to apologize for that.

[ Seriously, she's waving off the death thing like it's not a big deal. ] Eat your celery!