Ain't no party like a ninja party

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Who: open to literally anyone in Blackthorn City who wanders into the ninja party + friends
Where: Blackthorn City (mainly hotsprings but also anywhere)
When: July 23rd
Summary: Sasuke gets a birthday party whether he wants one or not. Lucky for him, he has friends (in spite of his best efforts) who'll plan one.
Rating: G? PG for violence

[ooc; general mingle log for Blackthorn City/Sasuke's birthday. Most of it will probably take place at the hotsprings itself, though like the 'who' says, it's completely open to anyone just walking by and wondering what the big deal is, or someone who's already there and then has their pleasant soak interrupted by a bunch of dumb ninjas.]

Comments

[itsjustdust]

[He's spent a lot of time with old people Tsunade, he knows one when he sees one.]

Maybe, but it makes you look older instead of making you look as young as you are, right? So.

Yeah.

[godaime]

Please! [ Splash splash splash splash. ] I look extremely young in this! Neon fuchsia is one of the most rejuvenating shades of fuchsia there is!

[itsjustdust]

... ....

[Forgive him but someone has to jump on this exploding tag.]

Tsunade-hime... but I've never seen you look older. I think someone lied to you.

[godaime]

[ the water around her might be boiling at this point, obito. the tentacool is looking like it's about to roast! ]

WHAT did you just say?! [ The first part of that sentence is in a half-roar half-shriek that sounds better placed in a rejected Mariah Carey song. ]

[itsjustdust]

[Excuse him while he shifts on his feet like he was ready to spring away at a moment's notice.]

I said that you look much better in other things Tsunade-hime.

[godaime]

Well, then, if a man is saying this for me certainly he has something he would want to see me in. [ Looking at Obito now for any outfits on his person >8] ]

[itsjustdust]

Your normal clothes are much nicer Tsunade-hime, but I'm sure we can find swimwear if you want to get dressed so we can go do that, I'm sure there's something not far. [He had a towel Tsunade, but he is so not ready to back down.]

[godaime]

I am not leaving the vicinity of these hot springs until I-.... [ Actually, wait, she doesn't know. ] but you do have a point. There is no threat here, perhaps one of those bikinis might be more fitting.... [ Obito what have you done!!!!!! ]

[itsjustdust]

You mean one of the ones with the shorts for bottoms? Probably. I mean, we just have to find one in your color though. [He's not that easily tricked Tsunade.]

[godaime]

No. I mean one of those cute little triangle bottoms that all of the girls wear. [ She's side eying you something serious Obito. ] Besides, the only color I can't wear is most shades of brown and yellow.

[itsjustdust]

Noo Tsunade-hime! I didn't mean that at all. [He's going to look so sad.]

The other kind would have been so much cuter. [And more concealing.]

[godaime]

[ That sadness completely flies over her head with the word cute. ]

Cute? Like some sort of fluffy pokémon everyone kisses and cuddles?! [ SHE'S NOT CUTE OBITO!!! ]

[itsjustdust]

No, I mean like cute. Like you'd call a pretty girl. Geeze Tsunade-hime, what are you aiming for out of a swimsuit?

[godaime]

Something that shows off my amazing body and figure. [ She's serious, Obito. ]

[itsjustdust]

[Time to die then.] I think you're going about it the wrong way then Tsunade-hime. Unless you're aiming for it to not be tasteful anyway.

[godaime]

[ There's no emotion in her voice. Her eyes maintain a cool, steady, glance. ]

What. [ A flat what. Tsunade picks up a bottle of Sake and just starts chugging as she eyes Obito with a look that contemplates murder or just freezing his ass with Icy Wind and dumping the teenage caveman in the Ice Path. ] Explain.

[itsjustdust]

[Spine of steel time.]

Tsunade-hime... You're looking a lot more wrinkly in this than you would have in something more covering.

Now... pleasedon'tkillmeforthetruth.

[godaime]

[ Tsunade looks furious for a moment. Really, really furious. Like, wrath of a senju and kage put together furious. But it evaporates the moment she opens her mouth in one of the most ballsiest statements of the year. ] Well, Obito, I can see this time without your Uchiha eyes have left your sight a little worse for wear. [ she moves her hand to try and pat him reassuringly on the shoulder. ] It's okay. This land has all messed with us somehow.

[itsjustdust]

[His eyes went wide, then he scowled, leaning back a bit. Excellent, you've now successfully pricked his temper enough that the filter is disabled.]

Tsunade-hime! I was trying to be nice but that makes you look old and just because everyone ele is too scared to say anything doesn't mean no one should have!

[godaime]

If everyone fears me enough to play along with the notion that I still look young and beautiful, then, god damn it, don't shatter that illusion!!

[ the irony of Obito breaking illusions will never not be funny tbh. ]

[itsjustdust]

[If you're raising your voice at him he's so returning the favor.]

If you know you don't look good then why didn't you pick something that did?! I KNOW YOU KNOW HOW!

[godaime]

Because, sometimes, deep down, a woman still wants to hear compliments for things she knows she can't work at that moment.

[itsjustdust]

But Tsunade-hime, you normally look good, I don't see why you have to go and do something like this. Sure, you're not looking really young anymore, but you still look like you and you're a pretty lady.

[Tsunade, he's scowling at you so hard right about now and flinging this whole thing at you like you're being dumb. He wants you to put on clothes!]

[godaime]

Heh. You don't need to lie to me to make me feel better, Obito. You just called me a wrinkly old hag just a couple of moments earlier. [ Did Obito actually say that tho.... ]

And that's why I'm doing it. If I can fake it, I can make it. [ Valid strategy!!!!! Valid strategy!! ]

[itsjustdust]

No, I said you were old, and that you're wrinkly, I didn't say where. That swimsuit draws your attention to them you know. [Totally pointing at her thighs here.] SOME THINGS A GUY DOESN'T NEED TO BE INFORMED ABOUT LIKE THIS OKAY?!

[And then he huffed and made an aborted move to cross his arms before realizing that was a really unsafe action right about now. Might need to dodge and block here.]