[closed; you think i won't come out of these heels and make it clear, kabu-to?

[godaime]

Who: Tsunade and Sakura
Where: Blackthorn City
When: 7/26
Summary: Mentor and student pounding time!
Rating: PG-13
Log:

[ There were a few things that Tsunade thought wouldn't really happen in Route. Back to back with Sakura, her student, in another world fighting dinosaurs of all types were one of them. But, today, it got worse. Their stronger, evolved variants (or perhaps their mothers and fathers, Tsunade knew little about the growth cycle of pokémon, let alone ancient pokémon) were coming.

Immediately, she notices an Aerodactyl diving towards them. Well, that was a new pokémon. ]

Tsuchi! Water Tail! [ Her Gligar rushes towards Aerodactyl before turning its tail into a thick, watery pitchfork before slamming into the fossilized bird. It starts to nosedive down as Tsuchi returns to floating in mid-air. ] So I guess we gotta worry about aerial attacks too.

Comments

[godaime]

All right! Temari, Tsuchi stay close behind to pull the bait up in case they're injured. Kaze, maintain an underground network in case you need to closely rescue them. Also, Temari, work with Mizu to maintain currents of sorts.

[ The pokémon spring into action, with Tsunade holding onto her side and keeping her eye out for any stragglers. ] if you see any get past the bait, let me know so I can toss 'em back in. [ #ridiculous. ]

[punches]

You mean you plan to toss them back in with your hands?

[ Yes, that's exactly what she means. Don't question her ever, Sakura. ] R-Right, well I'll help out if they do!

[ Punching the palm of her hand for emphasis. ]

[godaime]

Yeah, that's exactly what I mean. [ Don't question her ever, Sakura. ] I have my hands and I'm still a strong woman. [ She sees an Omanyte struggling to get by and starts taking off after it. ] Sakura! In case these ones with tentacles cling, I want you to punch it off of me!

[punches]

[ "That is the most metal thing I've ever heard in my life." ]

You got it! [ Just a little eager there to punch, isn't she? ]

Just do your best to not get wrapped up in this. We've got other things to take care of after!

[godaime]

The only thing this is getting wrapped up in is an defeat sandwich wrap! [ At first I was hesitant about writing this, but then I realized it matches canon in quality!

Tsunade scoops up the Omanyte and flips her way towards Sakura, keeping her arm flying out to the side for Sakura to knock it - real good - into the makeshift lake! ]

[punches]

[ NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE DUB LINES. ]

Defeat sandw--[ Oshit, flying Pokemon. She doesn't have time to react with her fist since her hands are currently held out to the side in her confusion, but those legs of her's are still working.

That poor Omanyte is now an Omnibyte I don't know, I'm no good at this 4Kids thing and comes with an order of free dipping sauce!!

Splash. ] Huzzah!

[godaime]

Great! [ A chip of rock from Omanyte's shell goes flying off towards Tsunade, who catches it and tosses it back at a jumping Kabuto. Oop. ]

Hehe. We got it now, Sakura! This is in the bag! [ yet another dumb dub line. ]