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[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2013-11-25 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
He has seconds before he's bowled over and feeling the grass on his back. Dave lets out a surprised sound and woofs. "Damn. If you get a running start next time I'm pretty sure you could go Dave sledding. Hey."

He blinks, and blows his bangs out of his eyes long enough to put his hands behind his head. "No idea where Jake English is but I know where Teenbro is. But seriously Jake went into pro wrestling? Hanging out in his fundie undies?"
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[personal profile] gardentrainer 2013-11-30 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Let her...let her just lick your face. Aww yeah, Jade tongue action all over your face. I bet this is a dream come true. No, it's actually really gross.

"No, dumbass. He's god tier like all of us! We're all god tier, actually, or I assume so. Ugh! How did you get pro wrestling from me mentioning yellow undies?" She has zero knowledge about pro wrestling other than they fight in a box with ropes or whatever. Man, sports are weird.