lieutenantantichrist: (don't get captured!)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-11-28 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blake throws his hands up, sending plaster dust drifting off his shoulders. There's plenty left caught in his hair.]

If you're going around punching holes in walls, what the hell did you think was gonna happen?
rocketralph: (Default)

[personal profile] rocketralph 2013-11-28 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ralph bends down to pick up a stray brick, gives it a squint, and flicks it over his shoulder.]

I expect them to stay outta my way. I'm doin' my job, Punch Out.
lieutenantantichrist: (sentimental motherfucker cost us)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-11-30 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[He gestures violently toward the broken wall. Sunlight and fresh air is streaming in. You son of a bitch.]

Busting through people's walls isn't a fucking job!
Edited 2013-11-30 00:09 (UTC)
rocketralph: (watch your step buster)

[personal profile] rocketralph 2013-12-01 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You bet your behind it is! This is what I was programmed to do. Now if you'll excuse me, Princess, I got some wreckin' to do!
lieutenantantichrist: (happy now bitch?)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-12-02 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Whay the hell kind of program goes around breaking things? And who the fuck are you calling Princess?

You better be paying for this shit!
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[personal profile] rocketralph 2013-12-02 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Ralph ignores Blake at first and plunges his fist through the nearest wall.]

I wreck the building. Felix fixes the building. That's how the game goes.
lieutenantantichrist: (sentimental motherfucker cost us)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-12-02 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Blake waves his arms frantically as more bits of brick and plaster come raining down.] Stop doing that!

Who the fuck is Felix?!
rocketralph: (some wild animal)

[personal profile] rocketralph 2013-12-02 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[At least Ralph is polite enough to step around Blake as he continues his work?]

He's the Good Guy.
lieutenantantichrist: (you're already calling me a cocksucker)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-12-03 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blake tries to grab Ralph's fist before he can put it through the wall again. It takes both hands and may just end up with him getting swung around like a sock monkey.]

Is he gonna pay for this?!
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[personal profile] rocketralph 2013-12-05 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[And for a ride Blake goes! But not straight into a wall, luckily. Ralph gives his hand a shake before bringing the man's face up to his own huge one.]

You're gonna make this difficult, aren'tcha?
lieutenantantichrist: (happy now bitch?)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-12-06 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Blake clings for dear life. Here is maybe where a smart guy would back down and yell less.]

For you to bust up this place? Damn right I am! I was using those walls, asshole! Now all the crazy's gonna get in!
rocketralph: (pixels: >8c)

[personal profile] rocketralph 2013-12-06 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ralph just rolls his pixelated eyes.]

Look, if the crazy bothers you, I'll punch it in the face.
lieutenantantichrist: (don't get captured!)

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-12-08 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
A guy going around knocking holes in walls with his fists is pretty fuckin' crazy!