Route 29: mods (
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route_10652013-11-24 11:11 pm
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Entry tags:
- !4th wall,
- !open log,
- akira ijyuin | clamp school detectives,
- alex armstrong | fullmetal alchemist,
- applejack | my little pony,
- aradia megido | homestuck,
- botan | yu yu hakusho,
- carter blake | heavy rain,
- chiaki nanami | dangan ronpa,
- dave strider | homestuck,
- denzel crocker | fairly oddparents,
- henry townshend | silent hill,
- hiccup horrendous haddock iii | httyd,
- ice master touya | yu yu hakusho,
- ironhide | transformers,
- jade harley | homestuck,
- jin | yu yu hakusho,
- john egbert | homestuck,
- kakashi hatake | naruto,
- laguna loire | final fantasy viii,
- lightning farron | final fantasy xiii,
- maka albarn | soul eater,
- makoto naegi | dangan ronpa,
- mondo oowada | dangan ronpa,
- norman jayden | heavy rain,
- obito uchiha | naruto,
- rainbow dash | my little pony,
- ralph | wreck-it ralph,
- rose lalonde | homestuck,
- roxas | kingdom hearts,
- shaun mars | heavy rain,
- shino aburame | naruto,
- sion astal | legendary heroes,
- yumi ishiyama | code lyoko
Well if you ever do, hit me up. I'll stick around for future fourth walls though if you'd like!
[That feels so long.]
Sixteen and you're already getting married...I'm getting so old.
omg that would be fantastic. *^*
[He didn't say anything about marriage...]
Augh! She told you, didn't she!?
[Prankster's gambit...plummeting. Dad + Rose team up combo. Can't deal. Too much.]
Then that is what I will do. <3
She also invited me to the house you own for dinner.
;A;
That girl, I swear...here I am, worried about how that particular part of the equation is going to go over, and you already knew the whole time! Augh! [He loves you both, he really does.] How much did she tell you?
And dinner would be great, though...that's assuming I can stay in one place long enough to actually accomplish that.
[Whatever is causing all this mayhem kind of gave him back all of his powers. Even the one that makes him zap uncontrollably through time and space. It's kind of been a problem.]
Sorry for the late reply, Black friday has been brutal at work.
She's told me that you're taking very good care of her. And that she's returning the favor. That you're engaged, and I'm guessing you own a house.
It won't hurt to try! Though why wouldn't you be able to stay in one place long enough?
it's okay! totally understand, i work retail too haha.
But yes, we just bought a house last month. Finished getting all the badges so there wasn't really a whole lot left for us to do unless we just wanted to keep traveling aimlessly till the end of time.
[He can't help but smile a little fondly to himself as he says this.]
But uh...well it's kind of a long story. But I guess the short version is that I stuck my hand in an intangible house thing and since then, I have become unstuck from reality and been warping uncontrollably through time and space. Normally it doesn't work here because I guess that counts as a power and this world doesn't like people to have magical powers but...it's back temporarily.
[He's honestly surprised he hasn't poofed out of this conversation already but he's not voicing that for fear of jinxing it.]
Ah retail. The bane of minimum wage workers.
They mean well though. I'm sure.
I'm so proud of you, John. Your own house! A wife! You are growing into a fine young man. Do you have a job too? Is there nothing left your old man can help you with?
[Now. To...tackle that last part. He didn't know too terribly much about all this SBURB nonsense, much less the mechanics like...getting...unstuck from reality. But he seems to at least somewhat understand it. With a few sounds of contemplation, he rubs at his chin.]
That really is quite the pickle you're in then, isn't it? Hopefully whatever it is that makes you warp around will give me time to enjoy dinner with you.
indeed indeed.
J-Jeez, she's not my wife yet! It's going to be a few more years before we actually...make that step. [Would you believe him if he told you his proposal was 100% accidental?] But yes, I have a job too. I'm a medical assistant and the Pokémon centers.
And yeah I am...pretty much in the biggest pickle jar of all time. I hope it does too, but given the mess this same ability made out of Rose and I's anniversary dinner, I am not holding my breath on that. [Not that it would matter if he did, really.] At least this time I can probably get back to the table a little faster though.