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route_10652014-01-20 01:30 pm
impheired) wrote in route_10652014-01-20 01:30 pm
so a gangster and a nurse walk down route 30 and...
Who: Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu (impheired) and Mikan Tsumiki (puppetnurse)
Where: Route 30
When: 1/20 (possibly through the 25th, we just don't know)
Summary: Perhaps one of the most random pair-offs of the Super Dangan Ronpas are still on the road and why did anybody leave these two together. Why didn't somebody insist upon picking them up instead of letting them walk all the way to Goldenrod. Various travel shenanigans ensue, all of them are terrible.
Rating: PG-13 for Kuzuryuu's mouth and probably a few accidental fanservice shots from Tsumiki
Log:
[Thankfully, the rain that had accompanied their arrival into Cherrygrove on Friday had let up quickly. They left on Saturday morning under heavy cloud cover and more than once, Kuzuryuu found himself wondering whether or not more rain would come. Maybe they should have stayed an extra day just to be sure...but his drive to catch up to Hinata wouldn't allow for him to admit to or indulge those minor second guesses.]
[Luckily, it ended up being a non-issue. By Monday, most of the clouds were gone and the sun was shining and basically it was a pretty nice day to be traveling. At least weatherwise. Everything else-wise...]
[Well, Kuzuryuu still wasn't sure why he'd agreed to travel with Tsumiki. Other than the fact that it seemed unconscionable to leave someone like her on her own. But even so, of all the people...he's pretty sure he would have taken literally anybody else as his-- no, that's a lie.]
[Tsumiki WAS at least slightly better than Komaeda. But only slightly.]
[But on the other hand, at least Komaeda wouldn't start crying and apologizing every time somebody challenged him to a battle. This was the third time today alone and though Kuzuryuu didn't mind stepping in and taking the fight instead, it was starting to get annoying how many of these dumbass trainers thought that meant he was her boyfriend or something.]
[Kuzuryuu was really getting tired of having to clear that one up.]
[So once he was finished shouting at poor Bug Catcher NPC #3 and the two unlikely companions were were walking again, Kuzuryuu finally decided to do something about it. This had been going on for way too long now, it was a wonder he hadn't snapped before now.]
Tch, how long are you going to keep crying about challenges before you finally step up and take one? You're not always going to have me around to take them for you! And on top of that, you're wasting the potential of your Pokémon. You've got a real fighter there, despite how ridiculous it looks.
[Hey, it hit him that one time. He's just assuming that means it's a fighter.]
You haven't even caught anything else yet. We've been in this world almost a week already! It's like you're not even trying to do this right!
[His words are harsh as always, but at least he's not outright yelling. He does at least seem to have picked up on the fact that shouting just leads to crying and that really accomplishes nothing.]
[#progress]
impheired) and Mikan Tsumiki (puppetnurse)Where: Route 30
When: 1/20 (possibly through the 25th, we just don't know)
Summary: Perhaps one of the most random pair-offs of the Super Dangan Ronpas are still on the road and why did anybody leave these two together. Why didn't somebody insist upon picking them up instead of letting them walk all the way to Goldenrod. Various travel shenanigans ensue, all of them are terrible.
Rating: PG-13 for Kuzuryuu's mouth and probably a few accidental fanservice shots from Tsumiki
Log:
[Thankfully, the rain that had accompanied their arrival into Cherrygrove on Friday had let up quickly. They left on Saturday morning under heavy cloud cover and more than once, Kuzuryuu found himself wondering whether or not more rain would come. Maybe they should have stayed an extra day just to be sure...but his drive to catch up to Hinata wouldn't allow for him to admit to or indulge those minor second guesses.]
[Luckily, it ended up being a non-issue. By Monday, most of the clouds were gone and the sun was shining and basically it was a pretty nice day to be traveling. At least weatherwise. Everything else-wise...]
[Well, Kuzuryuu still wasn't sure why he'd agreed to travel with Tsumiki. Other than the fact that it seemed unconscionable to leave someone like her on her own. But even so, of all the people...he's pretty sure he would have taken literally anybody else as his-- no, that's a lie.]
[Tsumiki WAS at least slightly better than Komaeda. But only slightly.]
[But on the other hand, at least Komaeda wouldn't start crying and apologizing every time somebody challenged him to a battle. This was the third time today alone and though Kuzuryuu didn't mind stepping in and taking the fight instead, it was starting to get annoying how many of these dumbass trainers thought that meant he was her boyfriend or something.]
[Kuzuryuu was really getting tired of having to clear that one up.]
[So once he was finished shouting at poor Bug Catcher NPC #3 and the two unlikely companions were were walking again, Kuzuryuu finally decided to do something about it. This had been going on for way too long now, it was a wonder he hadn't snapped before now.]
Tch, how long are you going to keep crying about challenges before you finally step up and take one? You're not always going to have me around to take them for you! And on top of that, you're wasting the potential of your Pokémon. You've got a real fighter there, despite how ridiculous it looks.
[Hey, it hit him that one time. He's just assuming that means it's a fighter.]
You haven't even caught anything else yet. We've been in this world almost a week already! It's like you're not even trying to do this right!
[His words are harsh as always, but at least he's not outright yelling. He does at least seem to have picked up on the fact that shouting just leads to crying and that really accomplishes nothing.]
[#progress]
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[Why this.]
[Why?]
[Once he's over the shock of having a dozen spiders dropped on him though, Kuzuryuu starts to fight back too, prying a spider off of his face and hurling it away so he can see enough to grab his second Pokéball. With a tiny roar, his Shinx appears, ready and eager to join the fray.]
Kouichirou!! Help Kopeko, hit these fuckers as hard as you can!
[Okay, surely between four Pokémon and Kuzuryuu throwing spiders and yelling, they'll be spiderless again in no time.]
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Amitriptyline, meanwhile, is doing her best to help the other two. Look, an instance where "Helping Hand" is actually useful!]
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[From what Kuzuryuu can tell, he's managed to rid himself of all arachnids, and since Tsumiki (unsurprisingly) still seems to be having trouble, he moves over to give her a hand. Let's try and get these spiders out of your hair, gurl.]
Dammit, hold still!
[This spider does not want to let go despite Kuzuryuu's tugging. Sorry, Tsumiki. Definitely pulling your hair a little.]
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Owowowowow...!!!
[And of course, you Pokemon are welcome. As long as she can help protect the trainers though, there's really no need to thank Ami.]
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[Never again.
You alright?
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Y-yes. Yes, I am...th-thank you for helping me, Kuzuryuu-san.
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[Which is a bit of a bruise to the ego, but it's obvious this was more his bad than hers. And he can admit to that. His eyes fall on the berries, still scattered across the ground.]
At least it mostly worked.
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[So thank you. She looks at the berries as well and once she has her hair...well. Mostly combed out she moves to start collecting them.
She's going to need to properly brush the rats nest attached to her head later. Probably with a good shampoo'ing and conditioning.]