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chiaki nanami ✘ shsl gamer ([personal profile] lullabytes) wrote in [community profile] route_10652014-03-11 10:04 pm

there are two rules no murder and no giftboxes

Who: Dangans of all kinds, other non-Dangan invited guests. Anyone who would be at the designated location who wants to party-crash. Although the designated location is, uh...
Where: Goldenrod City, in the Johto equivalent of Chuck E. Cheese
When: Forward-dated to the evening of March 14th. Because Lucy's going to be busy this weekend.
Summary: Nanami uses her birthday to take a bunch of people who wouldn't normally go to a kid's place to a kid's place (though she also invites some people who would be totally chill with it). There is an actual ball pit, what the hell Nanami.
Rating: PG13 at most for some people's language probably KUZURYUU.
Log:

It's pretty obvious by the time the actual location other than "in Goldenrod" is disclosed (though Nanami hands out the address and location so it's possible you could get there without realizing where you're going) that Nanami was completely the one who picked out where they're going. If Kuzuryuu or anyone else she brought up "eating dinner" with thought she would choose a nice sit-down restaurant or at least a legitimate restaurant, they were sorely mistaken. She has, of course, chosen the Johto equivalent of Chuck E. Cheese. Which is, of course, over-the-top with the Pokémon theme. Hands are stamped at the door to show that you've paid to be there.

There are arcade games, playable with tokens purchased and handed out at the door. Tickets are given over from the games based on winning or how well one won, and can turned in at the main counter for ridiculously cheesy prizes that mostly only children would be interested in. There are games other than arcades, such as skee ball and air hockey. There are claw machines with prizes within.

There's also a full-on child's playplace with climbing things, tubes to crawl through, slides, nets, etc. This includes a full-on ball pit.

The food is mostly pizza, although the menu also offers cold-cut sandwiches, buffalo wings, salad bars, and desserts. There's also cake, obviously, which was brought in with the party, as well as a pie. ...There is probably an animatronic show as they eat dinner because this is what Nanami picked and she's totally turning seventeen, the cake says so. There's a table decked out and reserved for the party, so claim a seat for your breaks and eating times and go have a blast! Clearly this night can only end gloriously.

Everyone not in the know of trigger lists would have been warned at some point prior to the party by Nanami not to bring gift-wrapped boxes (bags are apparently acceptable if they are plainish and not involving a lot of giftwrap, as are unwrapped things) with zero explanation of as to why this was.
konpeitoqueen: (hisssssss)

[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-14 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[JOKER PLS GO]

That's not how it works!

[...She looks at Nanami nervously. NANAMI... ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT HIM KICKED OUT...

...ARE YOU SURE...

FFFFFUCK]
Okay, fine, but only this once! And if I catch you doing anything, I'll make sure you're thrown out face-flat!
pipers_son: (Party at my house. Liquor pinata.)

[personal profile] pipers_son 2014-03-14 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Now what makes ya think I'd do anythin'?

...That ya would catch me at.

[OKAY SO HE MIGHT HAVE SAID THAT JUST TO MESS WITH HER]

[MOVING ON]


S'alright if I cut myself a slice a that cake?
konpeitoqueen: (ew)

[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-14 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
[DEEP BREATHS HIYOKO...]

Everything?

[...narrows eyes... should've prepared poison... :|] Fine.
pipers_son: (leyline) (Also what is a socially acceptable)

[personal profile] pipers_son 2014-03-14 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you~.

[Look at him saying that so sweetly. He even cuts down a bit on his stupid thick accent.]

[DOO DOO DOO, JUST CUTTING A SLICE OF CAKE FOR HIMSELF. It's a bit- unsteady since he's using just one hand to do everything, but he manages to get a slice.]


Looks like ya worked hard on this.
konpeitoqueen: (pouts aggressively)

[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-14 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
[If you expect Saionji to help you or even say welcome, you'll be sorely disappointed. ...Then again, Joker probably knows better. A lot better.]

Of course I did! [first Not-So-Colossal fuck-up by Saionji!!! Such achievement.] It was for Big Sis Nanami, after all! So don't you dare take too much.
pipers_son: (leyline) (I would never do this in real life.)

[personal profile] pipers_son 2014-03-14 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
I know ya don't think highly a me, but please don't think I'm the type a scum that would take things from a girl on her birthday. That's a bit much, don't ya think?

[Anyway... He offers the first bites to his two cats before digging in himself. There's a thoughtful hum.]

Ain't bad... Maybe next time I'll actually teach ya how ta make it better.
konpeitoqueen: (ill bash ur fookin ead in)

[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-14 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
You haven't given me much reason to think otherwise, Mr. Stooge.

[She doesn't expect it, but if it happens, she won't even wonder why.] It doesn't need to be made better, and I doubt you can!

[...haha]
pipers_son: (insovereign) (Can I come over?)

[personal profile] pipers_son 2014-03-14 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
Sure I could. [Munch!] I'm a professional~. An' if it's Western kinda food, then I know what I'm doin'.
konpeitoqueen: hell nothing is mine (awww cmon)

[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-14 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
[...That might be true, unfortunately. WHOOPS] I thought you were a Ringleader?

[Because people can't be good at more than one thing, apparently.

There's a real urge to make a snide comment about his missing arm, but she decides to drop it.]
pipers_son: (leyline) ("Five things that make you perfect. Go.")

[personal profile] pipers_son 2014-03-14 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
[For a brief moment, Joker actually looks momentarily uncomfortable before he just shrugs carelessly.]

Most a the time, yeah. I did some other stuff too.

[That sure is a shit explanation.]
konpeitoqueen: (KESESESESESE)

[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-14 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
[...SHE DOESN'T FUCKING MISS THAT, JOKER.]

Whaaat, were you everyone's maid? Forced to cook and clean for everyone? Maybe even in an apron... pffft! [Saionji's not a complete asshole, though. She defaults to an embarrassing explanation rather than a damning one; if Joker has had real intent against her, after all, he would've shown it already. Still a far cry from trusting him, but she doesn't view him as much more than his namesake.

Is that Something? Probably not.]
pipers_son: (leyline) (Why did I wake up to an event)

[personal profile] pipers_son 2014-03-14 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would I be a maid? Ain't a woman.

[ALTHOUGH HE DOESN'T EXACTLY DENY SOME OF THAT OTHER STUFF... Joker gives a resigned sigh.]

I just acted as a butler sometimes for the person who owned the circus back in England. [And... other stuff, but he's not going to get into that.] He needed help, and I owed it ta him... [Should he? Well, it's... not as though it will matter, will it? This isn't England, and no one is is from that far back anyway besides him and his own.] He was my father, ya know.
konpeitoqueen: fanarticons from icondere.tumblr.com (bleh bleh)

[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-15 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[...Ah.

Oh yes, he was an orphan, right? Being picked off the street like spare change... she can respect one thing, though. Working for his father.

She wished she could do that.]
Maid is an expression, not just a title- as long as you slave under someone else, you might as well be their maid! [Hmmmm.] It's a kinder word than slave, but still holds the same meaning.

[...] You know what? I don't want to hear about your father.
pipers_son: (Story update. I'm locked out of my)

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[personal profile] pipers_son 2014-03-15 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well, ain't how it works in England regardless a what ya say.

[Get with the program, Saionji, gosh.]

[The sudden change in gears is a bit bemusing, and Joker just sort of... looks at her with an odd expression on his face. Considering it's not his usual smiles, anything would look odd, but still. He just takes a bit of his cake-]
pipers_son: (insovereign) (I've decided that life's journeys)

[personal profile] pipers_son 2014-03-15 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[and then reaches over to ruffle her hair with the fork still in his mouth clenched between his teeth. Yep, smile is back.]

So ya worked like a slave for this friend a yers, is what yer sayin'?
konpeitoqueen: (hisssssss)

[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-15 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[AEAHFIOEHGOIE DONT TOUCH HER HAIR LIKE THAT SHE FEELS SHORT >:C]

No! I did it because I owe her, duh! [HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TOTALLY DOESN'T REALLY CARE ABOUT HER!!! DARK & EDGY DON'T DO THIS FRIENDSHIP THING] I didn't slave under her orders! It was out of my own will!
pipers_son: (I'm convinced that I'm the main)

[personal profile] pipers_son 2014-03-15 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
So a slave a love~. That's so sweet~.

[Sorry what was that he couldn't hear you]
konpeitoqueen: (ILL FUCKING RIP YOU A NEW ONE)

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[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-15 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[FHIOEGHIOEHQIGHEJOKGHEIHGIEWH

NO]
konpeitoqueen: (ew)

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[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-15 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[...KEEP CALM...]

I'm no one's slave, you...! [SAIONJI... KEEP CALM...] ...Mr. Stooge.
pipers_son: (Party at my house. Liquor pinata.)

[personal profile] pipers_son 2014-03-15 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[HA.]

Yep, sure am~. Well I'm gonna go enjoy my cake where it's nice an' quiet. Have a nice night, Hiyo-chan~.
konpeitoqueen: (i will end you)

[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-03-15 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT'S RIGHT FUCK OFF BITCH]

You better not start any trouble, Mr. Stooge... [But she turns away and starts tending to her bigass cake lump, anyway. Focusing on Joker means she'll be expending too much energy.]