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Route 29: mods ([personal profile] these_balls) wrote in [community profile] route_10652014-10-29 02:33 pm

HOENNWEEN: BOSS BATTLE LOG

Who: Hoennween Plot Participants!
Where: Tohjo Falls!
When: Thursday, October 30th
Summary: You've taken the Elite Four's estate and reaped the (stolen? borrowed? requisitioned) benefits waiting for you inside it. But come morning, an earthquake signals the arrival of two incredibly belligerent Legendaries and the Team Bosses who've summoned them.
Rating: PG-13 in general; please mark threads that go higher accordingly!
Log:



YOU ARE HERE. YOU'RE FIGHTING THESE GUYS.

THIS IS STILL YOUR BACKGROUND MUSIC, AND THIS IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE AN EPISODE OF JACKASS.


KEY:
GRAY areas in the north are a range of mountains that form a natural barrier around part of the Tohjo plain where the Elite Four's resort is located. This is where you will find and battle Maxie, his Team Magma Grunts, and also obviously that sure is Primal Groudon, all right.

GREEN areas in the southeast and southwest are densely-packed forested areas interspersed by lakes and rivers that seem to be feeding into the main waterway into the area. It is both difficult and dangerous to venture into the woodlands proper, but this seems to be where a lot of the Team Aqua Grunts are stationed now.

• The BLUE area in the south is the massive lake that feeds the eponymous falls that give Tohjo its name. This is where you will find and battle Archie, his Team Aqua Grunts, and also obviously that sure is Primal Kyogre, all right.

PINK diamonds in the east and west are the sites of massive formations of Mysterious Plot Crystals™ jutting up from beneath the surface; the Grunts will not be found around these today, so if your character is looking for a safe zone well away from the crossfire, they will want to hole up near these.

• The BROWN rectangle dead-center in the map is...the Elite Four's resort. It's even more unfortunately-located today than it was yesterday. However, people willing to risk the crossfire between the Legendaries and get into the house will have access to all of the battle and healing items discussed up here!



A FEW OTHER SETTING NOTES:

• As per Arceus's summon, there will be Gen VI Pokemon joining the battle on their own! You may NPC these Pokemon, within reasonable limits; you may not capture them in Pokeballs, and they are still wild so they will not take commands from characters the way a captured Pokemon would from its trainer. However, they do recognize that the portaled-in humans are fighting on roughly the same side as they are, so they won't attack player characters and might occasionally come to their aid if need be — you're free to NPC them as you like for purposes such as this.

• The aforementioned Gen VI Pokemon can be any Pokemon that swarmed during September, plus any of their evolved forms. They've had several weeks in the wild to get buff and settle in; now you can see what they've got to show for it!

• You may NPC the Team Aqua and Team Magma Grunts as you see fit; either one can reasonably be found anywhere on the map, though they're avoiding the crystals and keeping close to their bosses — that means Team Magma will be more highly-concentrated in the northern areas of the map, and Team Aqua will be staying to the south.

• Due to the nature of the battlefield and the fact that the team leaders are going to be defending their Legendary of choice, if you choose to fight the bosses, please select whether you are going after Archie or Maxie on this particular log - you may go after one but not both.

• However, there is no restriction on how many Aqua and Magma Grunts you may fight!

• You may forego Pokemon battling entirely and simply beat up the Grunts with physical violence yourself. If you KO a Grunt, they will white out and be warped to the nearest Pokemon Center back down in the regions proper, where they will be arrested by an officer of the Kangaskhan Police.

FOR CHARACTERS INTENDING TO USE HONEDGES LIKE WEAPONS: due to the high volume of questions we have received on this topic (it's a popular inquiry!), we want to clarify for this Pokemon in particular —

If you choose to use a Honedge as though it were a traditional sword, the most that the Honedges will allow might be slapping the grunts with the flat side of the blade. They are still opposed to attacking/killing humans, opponents or not, and if you try to stab an opponent with them, you're going to get a really obstinate ghost sword going incorporeal and ineffectively going through them. There's also the fact that you're grabbing them by the head and swinging them around — they won't like that very much.

PLEASE NOTE: if you intend to use a Honedge in this manner anyway, we may ask that you experience light IC consequences for it later in the plot! We're not barring you from getting your sword skills on with your Honedges; we're simply pointing out that there may be natural outcomes that follow from those choices.

UPDATE: if you would like to interrogate the grunts, check here for information you can learn from them!


~

☆ THE NUMBER TO MEET OR BEAT IS 37 PARTICIPANTS.

REMEMBER: IF YOUR CHARACTER DOES NOT POST TO THE BOSS BATTLE LOG AT LEAST ONCE
(AS A TOP-LEVEL COMMENT OR IN RESPONSE TO SOMEONE ELSE'S TOP-LEVEL COMMENT)
BEFORE 9:00 PM EST on OCTOBER 30, THEY WILL NOT COUNT TOWARD THE 37-PARTICIPANT GOAL!

~


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me_first: (don't touch me i am allergic to dumb)

[personal profile] me_first 2014-10-30 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[How kind of you, Heather.]

This is Ampere. Absol, hm... I haven't... run into those yet, no not at all. But my travel partner and I have... only been as far as Goldenrod, before this. Not far at all, in the grand scheme of things.
pokestars: (archie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-10-30 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Between Volt Switch and Take Down, about one more solid hit and Walrein's done. But a lot can happen between that one hit and now. Such as...]

Blizzard! Put that bear on ice!
pokestars: (archie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-10-30 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Are you kidding him right now, Momo?]

Like the calm waters of the sea, appearances can be deceiving! Team Aqua is actually a force for good in the Pokemon world! Not evil!

[Disclaimer: This is what Team Aqua actually believes.]

All we want is to create a world that's better for Pokemon.
killer_sweets: (hehe face)

[personal profile] killer_sweets 2014-10-30 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
When Killua finally runs into Yusuke, the brat is practically vibrating with excitement. He never realized that being in such a place and not being able to let loose actually had him a bit stir crazy. Its nice to finally let out all that extra tension and stress that has been building up. Biscuit in her new form is certainly making the experience even more fun. Now the only thing that could make things better is have a few more buddies around to help crush everyone in the way. Low and Behold, there is Yusuk-…what in the world.

His train of thought completely derails when he spots what could only be Puu. At this point in the battle Killua has spot pokemon going through some strange transformations including his own Mawile. The running theme seemed to make them a hell of lot more dangerous in looks and ferocity in battle. There is always an except to the rule.]


Pfff

[Here is Yusuke with a giant cotton ball for a pokemon. He really couldn’t help but laugh, while he knows at this point that Puu is probably stronger then ever. That doesn’t change that fact that the pokemon looks like it had raided a fluff factory.]
struck_out: (Angry)

[personal profile] struck_out 2014-10-30 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Fujisaki-san, don't worry about it! I'll get'cha outta this mess! Just hang on!

[Unfortunately, it hasn't translated to Leon just yet that Fujisaki's got this under control.]

Riley, Ice Fang that bitch!
foolishwren: me: i am an atrocity to god, but thank you (someone: ur cute)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-10-30 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you guys are newbies, huh?

Explains why I don't recognize your face.

[She gestures to the sleeping beast.]

Absols're dark types.

I don't think they're too common in the wild, but there's a lot of trainers who have 'em, in any case.

So... how'd you wind up all the way out here? On purpose or by accident?
ajustcaws: (to right the unrightable wrong)

[personal profile] ajustcaws 2014-10-30 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[...she can't really answer because she's temporarily faceplanted into the water

OKAY, LET'S GET BACK ON A SLIGHTLY MORTIFIED WINDWAVE AND GIVE THAT A... SLIGHTLY SLOWER GO THIS TIME... it's pretty clear that she's dealing with some serious stuff, so she rockets back over a little more competently and stops short of accidentally bifurcating anybody...]


Hey, I'm just getting used to Windwave being even more awesome than usual! ...Besides, shouldn't you be watching where you're going with that thing?

[DRAMATIC POINT AT THE GIGANTIC WHALE GOD WHALE]
me_first: (smoke break)

[personal profile] me_first 2014-10-30 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm. We've been here a little while... but I'm not... the most talkative on the network.

... I heard a... a friend, calling me. A very good friend, though I know he couldn't possibly be here. So I wanted to see why... I heard his voice.
wing_attack: (unsure)

[personal profile] wing_attack 2014-10-30 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rachel growls, and shakes off the ice as best she can. She charges forward to slash at Walrein.]
defyingfrigidity: (I'm through with playing by)

[personal profile] defyingfrigidity 2014-10-30 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You think that everyone will praise you? Because you tampered with things you shouldn't be tampering with? That's ridiculous. Not everyone will see things the way you do!

What about the people that live in towns and cities by the shores??? People will die! Their homes will be swept away by this expanded sea you want so much! They'll call for your head, not call for praise!

[Nova tries to dodge, wings flapping furiously to change his trajectory before the Sharpedo's attack can hit anything vital. He succeeds at least in that it doesn't it an incredibly vital area, but the shark's jaws still clamp down hard on Nova's tail. The charizard roars in pain, tail whipping about to try and dislodge Sharpedo.]

Nova, do as she says! Pull back, and then use Flamethrower!

[She knows the attack won't do much damage on a water type, but hopefully the force of the blast will be enough to push Sharpedo off. So Nova obeys, unsteadily flying out of range of Marlin's thrashing before twisting around and unleashing a burst of fire straight at Sharpedo's face.]
cawsforalarm: (Ooh! ✧ I can set myself right here)

[personal profile] cawsforalarm 2014-10-30 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a lot of fascinating things to be found (and looted) in Lance's house. But as Henry learned over many years of raiding other people's private property, the best treasures are never the easiest to find. If you get distracted by the small stuff, some jerkass Thief will make off with the big prize and then run cackling into the night.]

[It is this mentality which leads him now into the LanceCave, already with a King's Rock under his arm. However, instead of going for the huge box of shiny stones like a normal person, he instead hones in with almost supernatural precision on the real prize: Lance's capes.]

[Yep.]

[He's now looking around the rest of the room, reading the letter to this 'Steven' person in one of the Champion's spare garments. And just like the King's Rock, he's not planning on giving this back.]
pokestars: (archie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-10-31 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a critical hit! Walrein faints.]

Fufufu, there's still plenty more where that came from.

[Archie selects another Pokeball and it's...a Tentacruel.]

Sludge Wave!

[A Tentacruel spewing a wave of poisonous sludge towards Ursaring to be precise.]
pokestars: (archie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-10-31 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, they'll see things just fine when we're done! And the destruction is a small price to pay for how it will benefit the Pokemon world!

[That's about it for his rebuttal...oh wait.]

And I'm not a bilge rat!

[Rude, Anna. Just rude.

Back to the battle, Flamethrower dislodges Sharpedo, but it's rushing right back in with Aqua Jet. As far as Crobat goes, it did get knocked a little silly from the Thrash, but it can still fight. For a little while longer at least.]


Poison Fang that Gyarados!

[Is that a bad idea? Probably. But so is rampaging through the land with a giant whale, so good ideas aren't exactly Team Aqua's strategy today.]
ossifragant: (⊗ never did as you should and you claim)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2014-10-31 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[He smirks.]

Maybe I am.

[Nah. He shrugs, looking entirely too arrogant.]

I think ending the world with a giant monster battle is rather passé, that's all.
pokestars: (archie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-10-31 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[He feels like he should comment further on what he's just witnessed, but that was a pretty decent save, so he'll just let Cynthia have her dramatic hero moment.

However, he will opt to educate her on the gigantic whale god whale.]


It's not a thing! That's Kyogre!

[Jeez, doesn't anywhere here know their Hoenn history?]

And I know exactly where I'm going with it. To a brighter future after it wipes the floor with Team Magma and brings Team Aqua our ultimate victory!
captainash: (active)

[personal profile] captainash 2014-10-31 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, yes, I can see the gratefulness in its eyes.

[He doesn't even bother to try sounding sincere about it.]

But even though you've done such a good deed, I think my job here today is to help stop you. Isn't that right, Crimsone?

[This is the perfect time for his Mega Houndoom to growl threateningly, except for three things. One, said Houndoom, for all that he's baring his fangs, is not actually growling. Two, the growl that does sound out is coming from behind Ash. And three, the source of the growl is also emitting angry sparks.

...What, he's not actually stupid enough to go up against a Water-based team with only a Fire-type, Mega or not.]
wing_attack: (serious)

[personal profile] wing_attack 2014-10-31 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[... Great. Rachel growls and wipes the sludge out of her eyes but she's still hurting.]

Fury Swipes!

[He might have to retreat if this goes worse. Hopefully he can at least weaken this guy, though.]
dreamsofahero: (charge!)

[personal profile] dreamsofahero 2014-10-31 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Normally, Sion and Ryner would be teamed up to double-team (pun probably not intended) their foe. Under the circumstances today, however, with there being two distinct enemies, they eventually decided on the "divide and conquer" approach. Which was why about the same time a certain mage was charging on the back of a mega-absol to attempt to punch out the Aqua leader, Sion was riding on his arcanine, his own absol in mega form beside him, making for the fellow who appeared to be calling the shots for the goons in red.

"Dusk! Now!"

Sion gave the command immediately rather than waste his breath commenting on the villainous rant, and the mega-absol promptly responded by charging straight at Maxie. Either to knock him down with a headbutt or, perhaps, as Sion guessed was more likely, be intercepted by hastily sent out opposing pokemon. Whichever the case, Sion fully intended to keep the initiative as much as possible.
pinnedbangs: (my posteriorousness fais)

[personal profile] pinnedbangs 2014-10-31 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[He should be out there battling or cooking up a storm. Anything would be better than standing here and watching a guy in a cape give a speech. Yet, here was Rin, listening with close attention to every word Cobra hissed(?).

That speech was a little lame....

...but it was still pretty cool. Y'know, standing there and taking the time to encourage everyone.

There is a short round of applause from Rin and his dedenne. Poochy the Poochyena is no where near as impressed.]
pinnedbangs: (conclusiony fais)

B

[personal profile] pinnedbangs 2014-10-31 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Rin wasn't too sure when would be the right time to settle down with his lunch. He was hungry, Dedenne was hungry, and their stomachs may as well have rumbled in unison.

He just wanted to get back inside the resort, maybe make a sandwich, fix up something good, and go right back into the foray...

Instead he finds some crystal circus place, some pokemon he's never seen before and --

holy cow those snacks looked so good...

Rin rushes right for them and notices at the very last second a person he had not seen for a very long time.]


It's -- [whawashername????] -- grim reaper!
loveisanopendoor: (Angry)

[personal profile] loveisanopendoor 2014-10-31 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
To sacrifice innocent lives to make room for your horrible ideologies...you're simply unforgivable! You're lower than a bilge rat! No mercy, Marlin, give him all you've got! Aqua Tail, now!

[I'd say getting in close wasn't a good idea after all, Crobat; the poor thing's gonna get smacked pretty hard with that huge serpentine tail of Gyarados's, and it's not gonna be pretty. He may have gotten bit, but if it bothered him, it doesn't show; the Atrocious Pokemon looks like its getting a fair bit enraged, though, as he tends do during his more intense battles; it's Gyarados nature, after all. Despite the fact that Marlin is fairly docile. When his trainer gets serious, he gets serious, too...]
islandshore: (Default)

[personal profile] islandshore 2014-10-31 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[A blizzard is.... kinda tough to dodge. The type resistance lets her deal with it better than Slacker, though she does stagger a little.

Then, with a growl, Ace charges forward, attempting to land a Drain Punch.]
codeforhope: (● all the sinners crawl)

[personal profile] codeforhope 2014-10-31 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Chihiro opens his mouth to say something else, but before he can Horu lifts him up a bit higher in his arms, quickly ducking his head so he can plop his trainer down on his shoulders to get him out of harm's way. Chihiro barely has time to grab onto Horu's neck before he throws up one of his arms to block the Ice Fang from striking him directly, but there's no way he's moving fast enough to dodge it.

The scythes begin to glow as he prepares Dragon Claw, growling deeply at the Aerodactyl above.]


A-ah, Horu! Horu, wait!
codeforhope: (● though it's been)

[personal profile] codeforhope 2014-10-31 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Well...if you want to! I wouldn't mind.
tearsofademon: (* we look to you still)

[personal profile] tearsofademon 2014-10-31 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Jehra steps between the attacks and his papa and spreads his wings, using Protect. So he won't be taking damage this turn, and any residual parts of the attacks won't be hitting Ryner, either.

The other two, on the other hand, are both hit by both attacks - well, all three, in Rose's case. It's probably good that she healed last turn, because she's also poisoned by the Sludge Wave. ...Not that she seems to mind. Magic Guard, it's a wonderful thing.

And, well, are you sure Crunching the Clefairy was a good idea? Because this just means Rose is in a prime spot to use Thunderbolt on the Mightyena at point blank.

Glen, however, doesn't look like he's doing too well. Even with his Eviolite top hat, the poor spider-tick is teetering a little. So he'll be using Leech Life on the Mightyena to try and get back some HP - that selection, once again, because of the type chart.]

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