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route_10652014-12-20 04:45 am
nvcr) wrote in route_10652014-12-20 04:45 am
1st Live Show
Who: Cecil Palmer and YOU
Where: All over Goldenrod
When: The week of the 14th all through the 21st
Summary: Cecil does not understand the Pokemon world's festivities and so he fears and detests them.
Rating: Possibly PG-13 due to the nature of Cecil's canon and his worldviews
Log:
[With Goldenrod being a decently big city and the holidays looming ever ominously closer, Cecil has decided to camp out here for at least the end of the month. He has somehow also purchased a garish holiday sweater, which he has taken to wearing as he looks over the festivities in a whirl of confusion and fear.]
[During the first part of the week, he has decided to take advantage of the busier shopping days to be a barista. Be wary if you ordered anything that has nutmeg in it--or asked for nutmeg in anything you ordered that doesn't ordinarily contain it. He might have added too much nutmeg.
Like. A cup too much. Let's hope you notice lest you spend the next several hours in nightmarish pain.
If you don't notice--or at least, if you only notice when you feel the tingling burn of the spices at work--you might notice Ballou smiling widely at your pain. Yes, your anguish is sustaining the beast.Don't worry, he won't last till the end of the week.]
[All through the week, he can be found just wandering around the Christmas market, the department store, or Goldenrod in general. He'll have at least one of his Pokemon out with him most of the time, whether it's Ballou sitting atop his shoulders, Delora floating around with a bag on its head as per usual, or even Cecil with Richard out trying to see if any of the ornaments will fit on him.]
[In the last stretch of the week, he'll still mostly be hanging around the Christmas market, although his Pokemon will be hovering around the area, passing out pamphlets warning everyone in the vicinity about the dangers of wheat and wheat by-products: that they will turn into venomous snakes, malevolent spirits, and may or may not do things like curse your family, spontaneously combust, or contaminate the surrounding area with wheat fallout. (And the carbs...) The pamphlets go on to warn that the Christmas spirit is not about baking things, or giving baked goods, or even receiving them--but if you do any holiday baking this year, you should definitely try a gluten-free recipe.
So. You know.]
[OOC: This is the catchall for "come bother Cecil bother bother" during the holidays! If you don't like any of the above scenarios, feel free to come up with your own.
I'm also shamelessly plugging in his OOC egg post from earlier this month, in case anyone wants to get on that.]
Where: All over Goldenrod
When: The week of the 14th all through the 21st
Summary: Cecil does not understand the Pokemon world's festivities and so he fears and detests them.
Rating: Possibly PG-13 due to the nature of Cecil's canon and his worldviews
Log:
[With Goldenrod being a decently big city and the holidays looming ever ominously closer, Cecil has decided to camp out here for at least the end of the month. He has somehow also purchased a garish holiday sweater, which he has taken to wearing as he looks over the festivities in a whirl of confusion and fear.]
[During the first part of the week, he has decided to take advantage of the busier shopping days to be a barista. Be wary if you ordered anything that has nutmeg in it--or asked for nutmeg in anything you ordered that doesn't ordinarily contain it. He might have added too much nutmeg.
Like. A cup too much. Let's hope you notice lest you spend the next several hours in nightmarish pain.
If you don't notice--or at least, if you only notice when you feel the tingling burn of the spices at work--you might notice Ballou smiling widely at your pain. Yes, your anguish is sustaining the beast.
[All through the week, he can be found just wandering around the Christmas market, the department store, or Goldenrod in general. He'll have at least one of his Pokemon out with him most of the time, whether it's Ballou sitting atop his shoulders, Delora floating around with a bag on its head as per usual, or even Cecil with Richard out trying to see if any of the ornaments will fit on him.]
[In the last stretch of the week, he'll still mostly be hanging around the Christmas market, although his Pokemon will be hovering around the area, passing out pamphlets warning everyone in the vicinity about the dangers of wheat and wheat by-products: that they will turn into venomous snakes, malevolent spirits, and may or may not do things like curse your family, spontaneously combust, or contaminate the surrounding area with wheat fallout. (And the carbs...) The pamphlets go on to warn that the Christmas spirit is not about baking things, or giving baked goods, or even receiving them--but if you do any holiday baking this year, you should definitely try a gluten-free recipe.
So. You know.]
[OOC: This is the catchall for "come bother Cecil bother bother" during the holidays! If you don't like any of the above scenarios, feel free to come up with your own.
I'm also shamelessly plugging in his OOC egg post from earlier this month, in case anyone wants to get on that.]
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[So when he bends down to pick up a pamphlet that someone discarded on the ground, he's pretty much only paying attention to the diagrams of venomous snakes emerging from loafs of bread. And of peoples' faces melting.]
... Uh.
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It's not that Cecil doesn't like children--he does! And it's not even that he doesn't think children should be exposed to this sort of crap, because if you aren't exposed to the horrors of existence as a child...well, when will you be?
It's just.
Well.]
I'd be careful if I were you.
I've been told that the wheat here is safe--it never hurts to ask, of course--but if you're ever in doubt?
Fearing the wheat and hating it is probably your best solution.
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[Not that he's an expert on human dietary staples... but HE THOUGHT BREAD WAS LIKE. A BIG DEAL.]
[Holding up the pamphlet, he points to the picture of the snakes erupting out of a loaf.]
I can't read.
What's happening in this?
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It's kinda hard to know when that's happening to you, but shooting plasma out of your nose is a good start.
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[HE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THIS
AND HE HAS NO FORMATIVE EXPERIENCES THAT WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM THE BULLSHIT RADAR THAT MOST PEOPLE DEVELOP TO TUNE PEOPLE LIKE CECIL OUT.][HOW WOULD SOMETHING SO HUGE HAVE JUST NOT BEEN MENTIONED???]
[At the last tidbit, he claps his hands over his nose. You know, in case it decided to start spurting plasma everywhere.]
--I don't wanna turn into a malevolent spirit!
[HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT 'MALEVOLENT' MEANS BUT IT SOUNDS BAD.]
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It's okay, it's okay!
Just...don't eat the wheat until you can be sure it's safe, alright?
Then you ought to be fine.
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What if the snakes are just inside, waiting?