We Can See You Hate The Way We Intermingle

[these_balls]

Who: Participants of the Freaky Fusions Boss Battle!
Where: Birth Island, in the Sevii Islands!
When: Thursday, October 29th through Friday, October 30.
Summary: You blinked, and now you've been glitched. And that sure is a spooky-looking Fusion Legendary, all right...
Rating: PG-13; please remember to mark threads accordingly if they go higher!
Log:


Well, draw some intersecting lines and call me a Triforce, this sure is an island, all right.

KEY:

• The GLOWING X at the upper portion of the island is where you will find Mewssingno! It won't be moving around much, so it will always be in the relative top section of the island, furthest from the safe haven for participants in the south. Exercise caution getting close to it, because...

• The PURPLE area surrounding Mewssingno is all area that will be affected by glitches! Inside that area, strange environmental things are likely to occur, such as attacks being deflected, neutralized, or outright disappearing and reappearing somewhere else, as if passing through a very small wormhole in space! You may play around with these effects as much as you like, but they should be contained to this particular area, and remember to ask permission from other players before randomly diverting a Hyper Beam through a wormhole directly at them in tags.

• STANDARD GRASSY areas in the lower part of the map are places in which characters are guaranteed to be safe from Mewssingno's glitches; however, these areas will be overrun by Fusion Abominations, so if you're just here for the garden-variety fighting of SquirtWeedMagneZards, this is probably where you'll be spending a lot of your time!

• The BLUE STAR in the south indicates a guaranteed safe zone from both Mewssingno and the Fusion Abominations. This is the station where a ferry to the island would dock, so you can find places to sit and a general atmosphere of relative quiet in here, making it a good place to store your wounded or to hide out. Characters may notice ICly that the Fusion Abominations and Mewssingno are avoiding this zone, or at least leaving it alone!

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Comments

[samsa]

She would if I let her!

[He wants to scoop the Zangoose up and drag her out of range, but he can't touch her without the risk of poisoning, and that's the last thing he wants to do in the middle of a battle like this.

Especially not when that horrible fusion is rearing back again for another strike, its eyes flashing with rage as it stares down Joker and Kaneki.]

Can you help me?!

[pipers_son]

Alright, alright, hold on!

[The logical method here would be to have Angel levitate the angry little Zangoose out of the way.]

[So of course Joker reaches into his hair, pulling out one of the many Litleo that are residing in there. Fortunately, he has good aim. Unfortunately, throwing an actual small fire cat straight at a goddamn Zangoose is probably a highly questionable choice of action at best.]

[But you know what, that's the plan.]

[samsa]

[It's too chaotic for Kaneki to even get the chance to question why Joker has a Litleo stashed in his hair. The fact of the matter is that he does, and he watches it fly until it slams into Rikki. She lets out an enraged yowl of surprise as she tries to wheel around to jerk the thing off.

While she's distracted by that, the Cudos edges ever closer, letting out a hiss as it swings its tail down between Kaneki and Joker a second time.]

[pipers_son]

[And that's not even the only small Pokemon he has stashed in his hair, either.]

[There's a loud yelp as Joker leaps back, away from the tail. From his hair comes more rustling, and a certain Mime Jr finally manages to surface at the top of his head. There's an annoyed flurry of chatter from Angel, a lot of it no doubt foul in Pokelanguage, and her eyes start to glow. A Psybeam goes blasting out, straight towards the Cudos' face.]

[She has had enough of this fusion nonsense.]

[Meanwhile, Rikki gets to deal with an equally loud and yowling Litleo who's only clinging harder the more she flails around. This was clearly a well thought plan.]

[samsa]

[Kaneki watches as the Psybeam strikes the Pokemon solidly in the center of its face, causing it to let out a terrible shriek and toss its head back, tail whipping against the grass and no doubt sending smaller fusions bowling every which way.

...dangerously close to Rikki and her new Litleo cargo.]

We need to get away from that thing!

[pipers_son]

Can ya grab yers and go? We can hold off that thing-

[Angel sends off another Psybeam, even as she's struggling out of Joker's hair. LET 'ER AT 'EM]

[samsa]

[It takes Kaneki a moment to decide what to do about this, but thankfully his saving grace comes in the form of Myra, his Flygon swooping down from above. All she has to do is catch Kaneki's worried glance, coupled with Rikki grappling with the Litleo, to know what to do. She dives down low over the grass, reaching out with her claws to scoop up the fighting pair in her arms with one, smooth motion before quickly ferrying them off somewhere that isn't here.]

[pipers_son]

There we go!

[As the yowling gets fainter, Joker just grins and helps Angel out. With absolutely no hesitation, she's trying to charge in for a Double Slap. WHAT IS FEAR, APPARENTLY]

Alright, head off ta the docks! We'll meet ya there~.

[samsa]

[Good Lord Angel get 'em.]

You sure you'll be alright?

[pipers_son]

Nope!

[...So there's that.]

[samsa]

[JOKER...]

My Drapion and Scolipede should be nearby. I'll tell Myra to get them to back you guys up if you need it!

[pipers_son]

Will do~! Just get ta somewhere safe and we'll see ya in a bit!