We Can See You Hate The Way We Intermingle

[these_balls]

Who: Participants of the Freaky Fusions Boss Battle!
Where: Birth Island, in the Sevii Islands!
When: Thursday, October 29th through Friday, October 30.
Summary: You blinked, and now you've been glitched. And that sure is a spooky-looking Fusion Legendary, all right...
Rating: PG-13; please remember to mark threads accordingly if they go higher!
Log:


Well, draw some intersecting lines and call me a Triforce, this sure is an island, all right.

KEY:

• The GLOWING X at the upper portion of the island is where you will find Mewssingno! It won't be moving around much, so it will always be in the relative top section of the island, furthest from the safe haven for participants in the south. Exercise caution getting close to it, because...

• The PURPLE area surrounding Mewssingno is all area that will be affected by glitches! Inside that area, strange environmental things are likely to occur, such as attacks being deflected, neutralized, or outright disappearing and reappearing somewhere else, as if passing through a very small wormhole in space! You may play around with these effects as much as you like, but they should be contained to this particular area, and remember to ask permission from other players before randomly diverting a Hyper Beam through a wormhole directly at them in tags.

• STANDARD GRASSY areas in the lower part of the map are places in which characters are guaranteed to be safe from Mewssingno's glitches; however, these areas will be overrun by Fusion Abominations, so if you're just here for the garden-variety fighting of SquirtWeedMagneZards, this is probably where you'll be spending a lot of your time!

• The BLUE STAR in the south indicates a guaranteed safe zone from both Mewssingno and the Fusion Abominations. This is the station where a ferry to the island would dock, so you can find places to sit and a general atmosphere of relative quiet in here, making it a good place to store your wounded or to hide out. Characters may notice ICly that the Fusion Abominations and Mewssingno are avoiding this zone, or at least leaving it alone!

~

☆ DON'T FORGET TO CHECK IN WITH YOUR PARTICIPATION HERE! ☆.

REMEMBER: IF YOUR CHARACTER DOES NOT POST TO THE BOSS BATTLE LOG AT LEAST ONCE
(AS A TOP-LEVEL COMMENT OR IN RESPONSE TO SOMEONE ELSE'S TOP-LEVEL COMMENT)
BEFORE 11:59 PM EST on OCTOBER 30, THEY WILL NOT COUNT TOWARD THE PARTICIPANT-BASED SURPRISE IN STORE!

~

QUICK LINKS

THE PRELIMINARY INFOPOST | FURTHER DETAILS AND SPECIFICS | QUESTIONS FOR MODS

BOSS BATTLE INFOPOST | BOSSFIGHT PARTICIPATION HEADCOUNT THREAD

Comments

[pipers_son]

[Just like that, the Litleo scatter in all directions at the incoming projectiles. Four paws wins over numerous tentacles in this case, letting them scurry away.]

[As the Litleo horde regroups towards Joker, he gives an impressed fail-whistle again.]

Ya never cease ta impress! S'just like that time with the pirates.

[dressofheaven]

These events do seem to bring out the best in me, don't they?

[For a certain definition of "best", anyway.]

Where were you headed, Joker? I think it'd be best if we stuck together for now.

[pipers_son]

Well, for now...

[Excuse him as he leans down to start... stuffing the Litleo into his mane? Sssh.]

Somewhere outta the battle zone would be nice, yeah? Just ta have a chance where I can get my head straight.

[dressofheaven]

I think the only really safe place is back at the docks.

[The opposite direction of Mewssingno, where she was headed, but Joker's safety is more important.]

[pipers_son]

Docks, huh? Well, these ones won't like all the water, but it's the best bet for now until I get their heads on straight.

What about you, eh?

[dressofheaven]

I was going to go crush the source of all this, but now I think I'd better get you back to the safe area first.

It shouldn't take long.

[pipers_son]

I'd call ya a gentleman, but considerin' yer lineup, might be best ta refrain, eh?

[Ilya, why do you put up with this ridiculous jackass?]

By all means lead the way!

[dressofheaven]

Trust me, Joker. If you actually offended me I wouldn't need my Pokemon to make you regret it.

[Because she has bad taste in friends.

A quick, imperious gesture from her, and her monstrosities turn around to lead the way back towards the docks. Ilya turns to sit backward on Berserker so she can still talk to Joker.]

[pipers_son]

Yikes~!

[He doesn't doubt her despite the teasing, and he hustles along to keep up with her.]

So, whatcha plan on doin' after yer done playin' my knight in shinin' armor?

[dressofheaven]

Isn't it obvious? I'm going to turn right around, march up to that obnoxious thing in the center, and end this.

[Of course she'd say that. No matter how ridiculous of an idea it is.]

[pipers_son]

...When it comes from you, I think I'd believe it.

[Ilya is a terrifying force of nature that way.]

Think it'll be that simple?

[dressofheaven]

I don't. But I'm going to put in the effort regardless. Someone has to, after all.

[And she can't rely on anyone else... well, maybe her friends at the training center.]

[pipers_son]

Well, once we get ourselves all managed, if yer not done by then, I won't mind joinin' the fray.

It'll just be me and Angel, since these ones are a wee bit too young, but... Better than nothin', yeah?

[dressofheaven]

I'd be a fool to turn down Angel's assistance. Just don't get yourself hurt.

[pipers_son]

Ha. Lookit what I do for a living! I'll be fine.

[As they get to the docks, he grins and gives a mock salute.]

We'll see ya later, then!

[dressofheaven]

Alright! Mind what I said, though!

Let's go, all of you.

[And with a mighty roar, Ilya's horde marches back out into the fray.]