Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match...

[these_balls]

Who: The participants of the Project L.U.C.Y. event! (And any other characters who just want to read the profiles!)
Where: ONLINE!
When: Saturday, February 14!
Summary: Johto's very own Match.com goes live, making dating profiles available for all the lonely Luvdiscs out there!
Rating: PG across the board; please mark threads that go higher!
Log:

IMPORTANT: HOW TO USE THIS LOG

• Below is a table listing all the ID numbers of the profiles that were submitted to Project L.U.C.Y. over the course of the past week! Somewhere in here, you should see your ID number! Click it and that should link you to your dating profile.

• You should have also received a highest match ID number; it ought to be the person who shares the same first letter of the ID number as yours! Click that link on the table to be taken to their profile and meet your match!

• To peruse all the dating profiles, click "View All" at the bottom of the table, or just GO HERE!

• You may respond to more profiles than just the one we've ranked as your highest match! Though we ask that you please at least make contact with your recommended partner, you may tag out to as many additional profiles as you see fit! Take love into your own hands!

• In a similar vein, even if you did not participate in the initial sign-up and profile submission process, you may still browse and comment to the profiles! You won't get one of your own posted, unfortunately, but you're welcome to reach out and connect with the people who did!

• If you spot a coding error somewhere, please don't hesitate to let us know, and we'll get it straightened out ASAP!

PROJECT L.U.C.Y. MATCH-UPS
PROFILE ID NUMBER: A1320	PROFILE ID NUMBER: A1200
PROFILE ID NUMBER: B1305	PROFILE ID NUMBER: B0105
PROFILE ID NUMBER: C1019	PROFILE ID NUMBER: C0501
PROFILE ID NUMBER: D1105	PROFILE ID NUMBER: D0500
PROFILE ID NUMBER: E1812	PROFILE ID NUMBER: E0403
PROFILE ID NUMBER: F1224	PROFILE ID NUMBER: F0316
PROFILE ID NUMBER: G1900	PROFILE ID NUMBER: G1111
PROFILE ID NUMBER: H1424	PROFILE ID NUMBER: H0824
PROFILE ID NUMBER: I0813	PROFILE ID NUMBER: I1301
PROFILE ID NUMBER: J0314	PROFILE ID NUMBER: J1414
PROFILE ID NUMBER: K1313	PROFILE ID NUMBER: K0300
PROFILE ID NUMBER: L1126	PROFILE ID NUMBER: L1020
PROFILE ID NUMBER: M1102	PROFILE ID NUMBER: M1023
PROFILE ID NUMBER: N1818	PROFILE ID NUMBER: N1206
PROFILE ID NUMBER: O1920	PROFILE ID NUMBER: O1811
PROFILE ID NUMBER: P0200	PROFILE ID NUMBER: P1902
PROFILE ID NUMBER: Q0601	PROFILE ID NUMBER: Q0303
PROFILE ID NUMBER: R1024	PROFILE ID NUMBER: R1004
PROFILE ID NUMBER: S0312	PROFILE ID NUMBER: S2319
PROFILE ID NUMBER: T1124	PROFILE ID NUMBER: T1901
PROFILE ID NUMBER: U1410	PROFILE ID NUMBER: U1118
PROFILE ID NUMBER: V0208	PROFILE ID NUMBER: V1320
PROFILE ID NUMBER: W0720	PROFILE ID NUMBER: W1110
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☆ IMPORTANT LINKS ☆
THE EVENT INFOPOST | MOD QUESTIONS HOTLINE

Comments

W1110

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: W1110

ABOUT ME:
• Age: 17
• Gender: Male
• Location: Goldenrod City
• Seeking: Anyone who's willing to join me in victory!

• Five Words to Describe Myself: Five words wouldn't even begin to do me justice!
• Things I Like in a Partner: Ambition and initiative are absolutely necessary, as is the willingness to face down the unknown and a desire to obtain ultimate glory!
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: Weakness of will and an inability to perceive true greatness for what it is.
• One Fun Fact About Me: I'm capable of speaking the language of the Empire, and I've achieved military victory over the entirety of another realm.

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[killer_sweets]

[Is this guy for real?]


I've never done this before, certainly not of my own freewill even this case. But it looks like you are trying to recruit people into your own personal army as oppose to getting a date or simple companionship.

[conquersworlds]

And why should those goals be mutually exclusive? Companionship of that sort may not be "simple", but that doesn't mean that it doesn't count in some way!

[JINNAI I DON'T KNOW WHAT SORT OF ARMIES YOU'RE ENVISIONING BUT]

[killer_sweets]

Because at that point it means you are collecting a battle ready harem. I'm not going to judge, but that is probably going to be harder achieve here.

[conquersworlds]

[...AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SORT OF ARMY YOU'RE ENVISIONING, JESUS LORD.]

..."Harem"?

[What do you even say to that.]

[killer_sweets]

[You only have yourself to blame.]

This is a dating thing, right? So if you are trying to find people here who will like like you and will join your army. That comes across as more of harem situation.

If you just want recruits you could have been a little more subtle or offered then glory. [Glory isn't going to pay the bills and feed you. ]

[conquersworlds]

I never said they had to be interested in such a way, and if nothing else it's better if they're not; conflict of interest and all.

[killer_sweets]

Then you should be a little bit more clear with your pitch, some people are literally attracted to power. You wouldn't want to have to deal with a weirdo that gets off on that.

[He's met people like that, they are horrifying.]

[Text]

[infinityunlimitedflame]

To think that there would be such a being here other than myself. I would like to hear more of your victory.

[conquersworlds]

[Oh, you sound excellent already. Like, utterly and nonsarcastically excellent.]

Would you happen to be the one that I've been paired with, or just someone who's rightfully curious?

[infinityunlimitedflame]

I am indeed the one that has been aligned with you by the fates themselves.

[Yes. That means yes.]

[conquersworlds]

[Oh my god. Talk chuunibyou to me, baby.]

In that case, it seems we've truly been blessed by divine providence!

My conquests and achievements are vast and numerous; I was chosen as a military messiah to an Empire, brought to a distant world to ensure victory to their people and bring an end to centuries of strife and defeat - and who am I to resist a call like that?

[infinityunlimitedflame]

[Gundam's initial reaction, which is incredible unlike him, but hey, it's via text so no one can see him, is to just be like wow, that sounds really cool. Because it really does.

Ahem.]

Who indeed. No wonder we are considered suited for each other. As the cursed leader of the Tanaka Empire, I can more than appreciate such accomplishments.

[...because managing his animals is totally a comparable situation to...whatever Jinnai is talking about.]

[conquersworlds]

Consider it welcomed - and I would like to hear more about this empire of your own.

[Text]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[...look, this totally would've pinged Cobra's attention to too.]

Congratulations W1110, today you will receive a valuable offer. Join Cobra and I will give you the world. Decline and you will have made a very powerful enemy.

[If he does it again, does the L.U.C.Y. system consider him a spambot?]

[conquersworlds]

[...Wow.]

What a bold proposal! Consider me intrigued, but not sold just yet - tell me more about this sect of yours and maybe I'll consider.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Cobra is a ruthless terrorist organization dedicated to controlling the world. And led by me: Cobra Commander. The most feared terrorist the world has ever known.

[His world. He means his world. Him being the most feared, well, that's debatable here. Since he's probably a distant third behind Seth and probably Kato since the whole lighthouse thing happened a while back.]

[conquersworlds]

[Give him a moment to take that in and consider, Cobra.]

In that case, I'm afraid you'll be making an enemy on this day.

I refuse.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

You have made a grave mistake today, W1110.

[conquersworlds]

We'll see about that!

My interest is in genuine conquests earned in the interest of glory, valor and providence - should you try to take what's rightfully mine, terrorist, your defeat will be swift but it will be in no way merciful.

[lullabytes]

[ KIND OF REMINDS HER OF GUNDAM, in a sideways way. Nanami therefore replies. ]

What sort of victory...? If it's gaming, I can definitely help with that. I'm pretty good at getting high scores.

[conquersworlds]

My conquests haven't been limited to the virtual world alone - but if you're adept with technology, I'll always have a place among my ranks for people like that.

[...this is like the worst flirting ever or something]

[lullabytes]

I'm pretty decent with technology, although my brother is more of a programmer than I am. He's not here right now, though.

[ to her ETERNAL DISAPPOINTMENT. ]

But you said that as though there have been virtual world conquests...right? What kinds? Which games have you played?

[conquersworlds]

[...YOU KNOW WHAT, IF THAT'S WHAT WE'RE FIXATING ON TODAY...]

Nothing competitive - just things to blow off steam, usually.

What sort of things are you interested in, then? As far as...gaming goes.

[lullabytes]

[ games are what she likes to focus on every day.......and honestly she is not sure what he is talking about for the rest of it. she's able to translate gundam sometimes, but not all the time. ]

I like all games. Even bad ones are kind of fun to play, you know? But, I could be a little biased...here I like the games you can play with other people.

I'm Nanami Chiaki, by the way.