This Is My Heartbeat Song

[these_balls]

Who: The participants of the Project L.U.C.Y. event! (And any other characters who just want to read the profiles!)
Where: ONLINE!
When: Sunday, February 14!
Summary: Johto's very own Match.com goes live, making dating profiles available for all the lonely Luvdiscs out there!
Rating: PG across the board; please mark threads that go higher!
Log:

IMPORTANT: HOW TO USE THIS LOG

• Below is a table listing all the ID numbers of the profiles that were submitted to Project L.U.C.Y. over the course of the past week! Somewhere in here, you should see your ID number! Click it and that should link you to your dating profile.

• You should have also received a highest match ID number; it ought to be the person who shares the same first letter of the ID number as yours! Click that link on the table to be taken to their profile and meet your match!

• To peruse all the dating profiles, click "View All" at the bottom of the table, or just GO HERE!

• You may respond to more profiles than just the one we've ranked as your highest match! Though we ask that you please at least make contact with your recommended partner, you may tag out to as many additional profiles as you see fit! Take love into your own hands!

• In a similar vein, even if you did not participate in the initial sign-up and profile submission process, you may still browse and comment to the profiles! You won't get one of your own posted, unfortunately, but you're welcome to reach out and connect with the people who did!

• If you spot a coding error somewhere, please don't hesitate to let us know, and we'll get it straightened out ASAP!

PROJECT L.U.C.Y. MATCH-UPS
PROFILE ID NUMBER: A2024	PROFILE ID NUMBER: A1801
PROFILE ID NUMBER: B1314	PROFILE ID NUMBER: B2320
PROFILE ID NUMBER: C1419	PROFILE ID NUMBER: C0306
PROFILE ID NUMBER: D0820	PROFILE ID NUMBER: D1901
PROFILE ID NUMBER: E1004	PROFILE ID NUMBER: E2114
PROFILE ID NUMBER: F1111	PROFILE ID NUMBER: F1616
PROFILE ID NUMBER: G1008	PROFILE ID NUMBER: G1818
PROFILE ID NUMBER: H0419	PROFILE ID NUMBER: H2524
PROFILE ID NUMBER: I1812	PROFILE ID NUMBER: I1206
PROFILE ID NUMBER: J2318	PROFILE ID NUMBER: J0302
PROFILE ID NUMBER: K1120	PROFILE ID NUMBER: K0119
VIEW ALL

Comments

J0302

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: J0302

ABOUT ME:
• Age: 49
• Gender: Male
• Location: Goldenrod
• Seeking: Other humans

• Five Words to Describe Myself: Punch! Growl! Tough! Boss! Will-buy-cute-things-if-your-eyes-are-sad!
• Things I Like in a Partner: Tough Type, Handsome Type, Funny Type.


Much like the wide and wave-toss'd sea
I can be temperamental
Perhaps the most important thing
Is not to be judgmental
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: Asshole Type, Stuck-Up Type, Characteristic: Thinks They're Smarter Than You
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: My friend who is really strong and can punch out dragons but is also pretty
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: Human things like sports and food and movies where things are on fire a lot.

We could take a walk down to the sea
Perhaps some evening strolling
Drink a toast beside the ebbing tide
And then we could go bowling
• One Fun Fact About Me: Whenever I wake up and walk around for a while sighing in the middle of the night I scratch my dog's head a lot. Also I know what it means when you see sneakers thrown over telephone wires!

[rocketralph]

_{[Ho boy. So THIS is why all his Pokemon have been following him around and staring expectantly at his 'gear.]}

I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU PAL. IT SEEMS WE'VE BEEN SET UP.

[lieutenantantichrist]

Set up for what?

[rocketralph]

_{[...HE KNOWS THAT NUMBER!]}

AW GEEZ BLAKE IS THAT YOU? IT'S THIS MATCH-MAKING PROGRAM. I THINK MY POKEMON STOLE MY GEAR AND SUBMITTED SOMETHING.

[lieutenantantichrist]

I didn't put my name into anything like that.

[After a moment's pause] Oh god damn it. Did my dog sign me up for the Dating Game?

[rocketralph]

MY WHOLE TEAM HAS BEEN STARING AT ME ALL MORNING AND WHEN THE GEAR FINALLY BEEPED THEY WENT NUTS.

WELP. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.

[lieutenantantichrist]

They must be the ones who put you down as 'beard'. They're going to be disappointed.

[rocketralph]

I DONT EVEN HAVE A BEARD ITS MORE LIKE A PERMA 5 O CLOCK SHADOW

[lieutenantantichrist]

Whatever you have, it looks like luck hates you as much as it hates me.

Christ. If they had to sign me up for this crap, they could have at least gotten me a hot lady.

[rocketralph]

SORRY PAL FRESH OUT OF LIPSTICK

DOESN'T MEAN WE CANT PASS THE TIME SOMEWHERE UNTIL THIS MESS IS OVER WITH

[lieutenantantichrist]

Don't make me picture that.

[There's a pause as Blake looks at his match.]

Well it says here what you want is a 'punching friend' and not to go to prison. I'm not getting punched. Once was plenty.

[rocketralph]

YOU'RE WELCOME.


I DON'T WANT A PUNCHING FRIEND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT. BESIDES, YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO DESERVE IT.

[lieutenantantichrist]

The punching or the friendship?

[rocketralph]

AW COME ON MR PRESIDENT WE'RE PALS YOU KNOW THAT.

[lieutenantantichrist]

I guess we better be, if our animals are getting lesbian married.

1/2

[rocketralph]

HUH?

2/2

[rocketralph]

WELL THAT SURE EXPLAINS A FEW THINGS

[lieutenantantichrist]

She didn't tell you? Your armadillo brought my dog a necklace made from hot diamonds.

[rocketralph]

NO!
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY WE DONT REALLY COMMUNICATE
BUT WOW. SHES BEEN IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD AND HASN'T BITTEN OR STUNG ME IN A WHILE NOW.

I GUESS I SHOULD THANK YOU.

[lieutenantantichrist]

She'd better keep that up. I've had shitty in-laws before, but they never sank their teeth in me.

[rocketralph]

HERE'S TO HOPING.

I GUESS I SHOULD CONGRATULATE EM OR SOMETHING.