This Is My Heartbeat Song

[these_balls]

Who: The participants of the Project L.U.C.Y. event! (And any other characters who just want to read the profiles!)
Where: ONLINE!
When: Sunday, February 14!
Summary: Johto's very own Match.com goes live, making dating profiles available for all the lonely Luvdiscs out there!
Rating: PG across the board; please mark threads that go higher!
Log:

IMPORTANT: HOW TO USE THIS LOG

• Below is a table listing all the ID numbers of the profiles that were submitted to Project L.U.C.Y. over the course of the past week! Somewhere in here, you should see your ID number! Click it and that should link you to your dating profile.

• You should have also received a highest match ID number; it ought to be the person who shares the same first letter of the ID number as yours! Click that link on the table to be taken to their profile and meet your match!

• To peruse all the dating profiles, click "View All" at the bottom of the table, or just GO HERE!

• You may respond to more profiles than just the one we've ranked as your highest match! Though we ask that you please at least make contact with your recommended partner, you may tag out to as many additional profiles as you see fit! Take love into your own hands!

• In a similar vein, even if you did not participate in the initial sign-up and profile submission process, you may still browse and comment to the profiles! You won't get one of your own posted, unfortunately, but you're welcome to reach out and connect with the people who did!

• If you spot a coding error somewhere, please don't hesitate to let us know, and we'll get it straightened out ASAP!

PROJECT L.U.C.Y. MATCH-UPS
PROFILE ID NUMBER: A2024	PROFILE ID NUMBER: A1801
PROFILE ID NUMBER: B1314	PROFILE ID NUMBER: B2320
PROFILE ID NUMBER: C1419	PROFILE ID NUMBER: C0306
PROFILE ID NUMBER: D0820	PROFILE ID NUMBER: D1901
PROFILE ID NUMBER: E1004	PROFILE ID NUMBER: E2114
PROFILE ID NUMBER: F1111	PROFILE ID NUMBER: F1616
PROFILE ID NUMBER: G1008	PROFILE ID NUMBER: G1818
PROFILE ID NUMBER: H0419	PROFILE ID NUMBER: H2524
PROFILE ID NUMBER: I1812	PROFILE ID NUMBER: I1206
PROFILE ID NUMBER: J2318	PROFILE ID NUMBER: J0302
PROFILE ID NUMBER: K1120	PROFILE ID NUMBER: K0119
VIEW ALL

Comments

I1812

[whos_that]

PROFILE ID NUMBER: I1812

ABOUT ME:
• Age: 24
• Gender: Male
• Location: near Ecruteak
• Seeking: Friends, or maybe a very special lady...

• Five Words to Describe Myself: Lazy, antisocial, lonely, loyal, genius
• Things I Like in a Partner: Good work ethic, strong personality, someone who won't let me get away with lazing about all day
• Things I Dislike in a Partner: People who judge by appearances
• My Favorite Pokemon Is: Magikarp
• A Perfect Date With Me Would Be: Spending all day in bed together.


Napping, that is!
• One Fun Fact About Me: I once made an impenetrable magic shield so that I could nap in peace, but neglected to include a way for me to get OUT of it.

[bylight]

I don't know who the hell filled this out, and I don't know who the hell you are.
I am not going out on a date with someone who pretty much describes themselves as a slob.

[tearsofademon]

Good, because I'm not the one who filled this out for myself.

Even if I'm pretty sure I know who did. [Who else knows about the sleep barrier, after all?]

[bylight]

Pokémon or human?
Pokémon tend to not lie when it comes to getting their trainers into messes like this.

[tearsofademon]

Oh, he's human, at least in appearance. In reality, he's a complete and utter devil who gets far too much enjoyment out of tormenting me.

[yes, Ryner, trash talk your bff, you do that]

[bylight]

[Lightning wishes she could say the same about a certain friend she's traveling with.]

You could always take his gear and make him 'respond' to a few of these.
Might teach him not to pull this again.

[tearsofademon]

Oh, I've already got one better planned.

I'm gonna drop a dictionary on his head.

[...Ryner that plan has failed twice now.]

[bylight]

That... doesn't sound like revenge at all.
Think of something better.

[tearsofademon]

What could be better than dropping a book on him?

[bylight]

Dropping books on someone is what kids do.

[tearsofademon]

Maybe, but it's what he deserves.

I mean, I guess I could lock him in the kitchen with Marian or something instead, but that'd just be cruel.

[bylight]

Do you want him to curb his behavior, or do you get some satisfaction with him doing things like this is the question you should be asking yourself.

[tearsofademon]

He's not gonna stop. He's been doing this type of crap since the day I met him.

[bylight]

Then that begs the question as to why you're still friends.

Let me guess: He has a redeeming quality you enjoy in him.

[tearsofademon]

You could say that.

[bylight]

You're a lot more patient than I'd ever be.

[tearsofademon]

What can I say. The dumbass didn't exactly lie about me, just exaggerated some things.

Even if I have been trying to work on the lazy thing. Really.

[by which he means see 'loyal' and 'lonely']

[bylight]

Or he mentioned things you don't see in yourself.

[tearsofademon]

[if he could express a shrug over text, one would be here]

I don't pretend to know what goes on in his head.

[bylight]

If you had a gutsy psychic type, go for that.
Or just lock him in a closet until he spills the beans.

[tearsofademon]

More trouble than it's worth.

[bylight]

Thought you were working on the lazy thing of yours.

[tearsofademon]

There's a difference between thinking shoving him in a closet would be worth whatever he gets me back with and sleeping in all day.

[bylight]

So taking the easy way out saves you from more pain in the end.

[tearsofademon]

If you want to put it that way.