Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
Log:

Comments

quick where's caliborn, he needs to see these bitches

[healium]

[Giggling gently, Jane just smiles brightly.] I don't think anything is wrong with cheek kisses though, in all honesty. It helps to avoid really awkward situations!

Oh good lord.

[wontturntostone]

Oh, well, I think I was...you had seemed to dislike the idea and I-[She what?] mm. Never mind.

[She is just so painfully embarrassed right now.]

he's so fond of jane's PERFECT CIRCLE OF AN ASS so

[healium]

[Curious about that never mind, Jane quirks her head, but winds up needing to push her glasses back up. Gosh, why so falling now? Instead, she just turns her head then and taps her own cheek.]

My turn!

Ah but then, would he want to see tall, skinny kanaya?

[wontturntostone]

What? Oh. Right, yes, I-[Okay, relax Kanaya this isn't even much of anything really stop being so embarrassed! After a few seconds she leans down to kiss the human girl softly on the cheek.]

he will handle it because that's all he'll get!

[healium]

[What a nice little kiss, Jane just exhales a content sound before beaming.]

Poor creepy evil cherub boy.

[wontturntostone]

[Kanaya straightens back up and smiles some, a cross between relief and embarrassment and amusement.]

I suppose that satisfies the kissing plant tradition?

it's what he gets for being a STALKERRRR

[healium]

Yup! It certainly does! [Since Kanaya didn't go for the drink, Jane then is looking about, before picking up a plate of cookies and offering. Ever the hostess!]

[wontturntostone]

Thank you. [She took a cookie and then hesitated before reaching out to pick up Jane's drink and taking a long, long drink because that would surely help settle her nerves. Even if it was just strange fruit punch. And then she ate a whole cookie. In two bites. Because sometimes she forgets she's a classy lady.]

[healium]

Hoo hoo, I suppose we should get some refills now, huh? [Still the classiest lady Jane knows!]

[wontturntostone]

Uhm. Oh, sorry. [She offers the glass back with a sheepish nod.] Yes, that might be a good idea.

[Huh, strange tasting fruit punch.]

[healium]

Don't worry about it, besides, it's really good! [Offering her arm like an escort now, Jane just feels so.. so silly at the moment.]

[wontturntostone]

Yes, it is. [She agrees with a little bob, and then hesitates for a moment at the offered arm before laughing softly, switching her drink to her other hand and hooking her arm through Jane's.]

After you?

[healium]

[Giggling and beaming a pleased smile, Jane tugs and leads the way to the punch.]

[wontturntostone]

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<small.[Kanaya is easy enough to tug along, offering Jane back her empty glass again once they reach the table, then moving to retrieve one of her own.]</small>

So have you been in Johto long, Jane?

<small>[Smaaaaall talk.]</small>

[healium]

Since about the end of November, so.. gosh, already a whole month! [Small talk is le best. Getting refills and then lightly tapping their cups together, another cheers!]

[wontturntostone]

I keep thinking everyone has been here for a long time, and then it turns out it's only been a little while. [She shakes her head.]

[healium]

I think the ones who have been here the longest are.. Poppop, Rose and Jade. Er, John, is who I meant by Poppop.

[wontturntostone]

[She nods.] I think that is also what I've heard. [A hesitation.]

John is both...your ectobiological grandfather, and your grandson, right?

[Time stuff. Stupid time stuff.]

[healium]

Yes. Where I am his Nanna, he is my Poppop. It's somewhat funny how we have a generation between us. Where Roxy has Rose as her mother and vice versa, Dirk has his brother Dave and so on.. Jake also has a generation between his Grandma English and Jade to her Grandpa Harley. I wonder why the names changed, but more importantly, what significance there is to "the middle man".

[Dad.]

[wontturntostone]

[Kanaya is quiet for a moment as she considers it.] I'm not certain it matters at all. On Alternia, there were hundreds of years between our ancestors and ourselves. And we didn't have any connections to them besides what some of the noble bloods discovered.

But given the way SGrub seems to work...or Sburb...it probably does have some significance we won't understand until it becomes important.

[healium]

I see.. [Biting her lip, Jane lets out a sigh after a few long moments of thought, and taps their cups together.] I think in the end, I should just grant it towards "time shenanigans" again. That's mostly what Jake and I have called our discrepancies in memory, and it seems the most accurate!

[wontturntostone]

[Kanaya laughs softly.] That's a good way to sum up most of the inane things we can't explain from that ludicrous game.

Sometimes I'm not even certain Aradia really comprehends half of the time things involved.

[healium]

It gives us something to yell at while we're confused.

She said she was the Maid of Time, I believe? Do you know if there's anything special to being a Maid? [Cuuurious, is all.]

[wontturntostone]

I'm not sure, honestly. I was a Slyph, and I still don't know what that means either, to be honest.

I suppose, given the way she seems to have taken to managing the dream bubbles, it could be literal. A caretaker, of sorts.

[healium]

Hmm.. well, from old fantasy stories, a Slyph was always a graceful being that took it upon itself to protect the other winged creatures. It's known as a living embodiment of air or as a fairy.

It's a shame we don't know more about those parts of our titles.