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Route 29: mods ([personal profile] these_balls) wrote in [community profile] route_10652014-10-29 02:33 pm

HOENNWEEN: BOSS BATTLE LOG

Who: Hoennween Plot Participants!
Where: Tohjo Falls!
When: Thursday, October 30th
Summary: You've taken the Elite Four's estate and reaped the (stolen? borrowed? requisitioned) benefits waiting for you inside it. But come morning, an earthquake signals the arrival of two incredibly belligerent Legendaries and the Team Bosses who've summoned them.
Rating: PG-13 in general; please mark threads that go higher accordingly!
Log:



YOU ARE HERE. YOU'RE FIGHTING THESE GUYS.

THIS IS STILL YOUR BACKGROUND MUSIC, AND THIS IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE AN EPISODE OF JACKASS.


KEY:
GRAY areas in the north are a range of mountains that form a natural barrier around part of the Tohjo plain where the Elite Four's resort is located. This is where you will find and battle Maxie, his Team Magma Grunts, and also obviously that sure is Primal Groudon, all right.

GREEN areas in the southeast and southwest are densely-packed forested areas interspersed by lakes and rivers that seem to be feeding into the main waterway into the area. It is both difficult and dangerous to venture into the woodlands proper, but this seems to be where a lot of the Team Aqua Grunts are stationed now.

• The BLUE area in the south is the massive lake that feeds the eponymous falls that give Tohjo its name. This is where you will find and battle Archie, his Team Aqua Grunts, and also obviously that sure is Primal Kyogre, all right.

PINK diamonds in the east and west are the sites of massive formations of Mysterious Plot Crystals™ jutting up from beneath the surface; the Grunts will not be found around these today, so if your character is looking for a safe zone well away from the crossfire, they will want to hole up near these.

• The BROWN rectangle dead-center in the map is...the Elite Four's resort. It's even more unfortunately-located today than it was yesterday. However, people willing to risk the crossfire between the Legendaries and get into the house will have access to all of the battle and healing items discussed up here!



A FEW OTHER SETTING NOTES:

• As per Arceus's summon, there will be Gen VI Pokemon joining the battle on their own! You may NPC these Pokemon, within reasonable limits; you may not capture them in Pokeballs, and they are still wild so they will not take commands from characters the way a captured Pokemon would from its trainer. However, they do recognize that the portaled-in humans are fighting on roughly the same side as they are, so they won't attack player characters and might occasionally come to their aid if need be — you're free to NPC them as you like for purposes such as this.

• The aforementioned Gen VI Pokemon can be any Pokemon that swarmed during September, plus any of their evolved forms. They've had several weeks in the wild to get buff and settle in; now you can see what they've got to show for it!

• You may NPC the Team Aqua and Team Magma Grunts as you see fit; either one can reasonably be found anywhere on the map, though they're avoiding the crystals and keeping close to their bosses — that means Team Magma will be more highly-concentrated in the northern areas of the map, and Team Aqua will be staying to the south.

• Due to the nature of the battlefield and the fact that the team leaders are going to be defending their Legendary of choice, if you choose to fight the bosses, please select whether you are going after Archie or Maxie on this particular log - you may go after one but not both.

• However, there is no restriction on how many Aqua and Magma Grunts you may fight!

• You may forego Pokemon battling entirely and simply beat up the Grunts with physical violence yourself. If you KO a Grunt, they will white out and be warped to the nearest Pokemon Center back down in the regions proper, where they will be arrested by an officer of the Kangaskhan Police.

FOR CHARACTERS INTENDING TO USE HONEDGES LIKE WEAPONS: due to the high volume of questions we have received on this topic (it's a popular inquiry!), we want to clarify for this Pokemon in particular —

If you choose to use a Honedge as though it were a traditional sword, the most that the Honedges will allow might be slapping the grunts with the flat side of the blade. They are still opposed to attacking/killing humans, opponents or not, and if you try to stab an opponent with them, you're going to get a really obstinate ghost sword going incorporeal and ineffectively going through them. There's also the fact that you're grabbing them by the head and swinging them around — they won't like that very much.

PLEASE NOTE: if you intend to use a Honedge in this manner anyway, we may ask that you experience light IC consequences for it later in the plot! We're not barring you from getting your sword skills on with your Honedges; we're simply pointing out that there may be natural outcomes that follow from those choices.

UPDATE: if you would like to interrogate the grunts, check here for information you can learn from them!


~

☆ THE NUMBER TO MEET OR BEAT IS 37 PARTICIPANTS.

REMEMBER: IF YOUR CHARACTER DOES NOT POST TO THE BOSS BATTLE LOG AT LEAST ONCE
(AS A TOP-LEVEL COMMENT OR IN RESPONSE TO SOMEONE ELSE'S TOP-LEVEL COMMENT)
BEFORE 9:00 PM EST on OCTOBER 30, THEY WILL NOT COUNT TOWARD THE 37-PARTICIPANT GOAL!

~


QUICK LINKS

EVENT LINKS MASTERPOST | THE BOSS BATTLE INFOPOST | QUESTIONS FOR MODS | BOSS BATTLE PARTICIPATION CHECK-IN THREAD

BATTLE THREAD WITH ARCHIEBATTLE THREAD WITH MAXIE

THE TEAM LEADERS MEET
foolishwren: I LOVE YOUR WORK!!!! (ohmygod danny devito!!!)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-11-03 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Down on the floor, Alessa lets out a low, warning woof and sits up straight, fierce red gaze turned into Scar. As for the trainer... she looks over her shoulder, awkwardly peeking over the collar of her coat down at Scar.]

... Oh hey, Scar, what's up?

[... That is far too nonchalant-sounding to be innocent.]
envy_the_sinners: (idk what's up with that lady though)

[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2014-11-03 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Scar's eyes only briefly dart to Alessa before returning to Heather. It's going to take more than that to intimidate him.]

I was wondering what you were doing in here so late at night.
foolishwren: specifically because i kept saying "yoink" out loud every time i picked something up (i got caught stealing from the office)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-11-05 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Not many people are overly intimidated by Alessa. Could have something to do with the fact that she shares her trainer's scruffy approach to haircare. Or maybe it's the fact that she doesn't seem to share her species' usual spooky stoicism.]

[Heather, meanwhile, shrugs a little bit, still keeping a firm grip on the shelves.]


Couldn't sleep.

Plus, it's nice to be able to explore this place without a party going on and chaperones at every door.

[She says this as she's groping around on the shelve above her head.]
envy_the_sinners: (idk what's up with that lady though)

[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2014-11-06 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
What's up there?

[Okay, he's not dancing around it anymore. Scar is part genuinely curious and part suspicious of what she's doing in here in the first place. Heather doesn't seem like much of a reader.]
foolishwren: *i take a pen and make it say 69 69 69* *the wall bleeds a little more to say beneath it: "nice"* (*walls start bleeding and spell 666*)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-11-09 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[He is absolutely right to be BOTH things.]

[But rather than pull a deer-in-the-headlights look at his suspicion, she continues to paw at the dusty unseen spaces above, undaunted. After everything that's happened today, she just literally does not give a fuck.]


I don't know, but it's sparkling.
envy_the_sinners: (idk what's up with that lady though)

[personal profile] envy_the_sinners 2014-11-09 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
And are you a cat?

[Is he joking? Is he serious? Questions without answers, my good lady.]
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-11-12 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[... SHE'S JUST GONNA ASSUME THAT IT WAS AN EXAMPLE OF EXTREMELY DRY HUMOR. In which case, bravo Scar, you do have a sense of it! She'd been sort of wondering if there was one buried deep down or not.]

Cats don't care about sparkles.

I'm more like a magpie.

[AND, APPROPRIATELY, she lets out a crow of triumph as her fingers finally close around what they'd been hunting for. She withdraws her hand and peers at it. It's a chunk of Eviolite, and it glimmers in the dim light.]

Whoa. Cool.