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Route 29: mods ([personal profile] these_balls) wrote in [community profile] route_10652014-10-29 02:33 pm

HOENNWEEN: BOSS BATTLE LOG

Who: Hoennween Plot Participants!
Where: Tohjo Falls!
When: Thursday, October 30th
Summary: You've taken the Elite Four's estate and reaped the (stolen? borrowed? requisitioned) benefits waiting for you inside it. But come morning, an earthquake signals the arrival of two incredibly belligerent Legendaries and the Team Bosses who've summoned them.
Rating: PG-13 in general; please mark threads that go higher accordingly!
Log:



YOU ARE HERE. YOU'RE FIGHTING THESE GUYS.

THIS IS STILL YOUR BACKGROUND MUSIC, AND THIS IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE AN EPISODE OF JACKASS.


KEY:
GRAY areas in the north are a range of mountains that form a natural barrier around part of the Tohjo plain where the Elite Four's resort is located. This is where you will find and battle Maxie, his Team Magma Grunts, and also obviously that sure is Primal Groudon, all right.

GREEN areas in the southeast and southwest are densely-packed forested areas interspersed by lakes and rivers that seem to be feeding into the main waterway into the area. It is both difficult and dangerous to venture into the woodlands proper, but this seems to be where a lot of the Team Aqua Grunts are stationed now.

• The BLUE area in the south is the massive lake that feeds the eponymous falls that give Tohjo its name. This is where you will find and battle Archie, his Team Aqua Grunts, and also obviously that sure is Primal Kyogre, all right.

PINK diamonds in the east and west are the sites of massive formations of Mysterious Plot Crystals™ jutting up from beneath the surface; the Grunts will not be found around these today, so if your character is looking for a safe zone well away from the crossfire, they will want to hole up near these.

• The BROWN rectangle dead-center in the map is...the Elite Four's resort. It's even more unfortunately-located today than it was yesterday. However, people willing to risk the crossfire between the Legendaries and get into the house will have access to all of the battle and healing items discussed up here!



A FEW OTHER SETTING NOTES:

• As per Arceus's summon, there will be Gen VI Pokemon joining the battle on their own! You may NPC these Pokemon, within reasonable limits; you may not capture them in Pokeballs, and they are still wild so they will not take commands from characters the way a captured Pokemon would from its trainer. However, they do recognize that the portaled-in humans are fighting on roughly the same side as they are, so they won't attack player characters and might occasionally come to their aid if need be — you're free to NPC them as you like for purposes such as this.

• The aforementioned Gen VI Pokemon can be any Pokemon that swarmed during September, plus any of their evolved forms. They've had several weeks in the wild to get buff and settle in; now you can see what they've got to show for it!

• You may NPC the Team Aqua and Team Magma Grunts as you see fit; either one can reasonably be found anywhere on the map, though they're avoiding the crystals and keeping close to their bosses — that means Team Magma will be more highly-concentrated in the northern areas of the map, and Team Aqua will be staying to the south.

• Due to the nature of the battlefield and the fact that the team leaders are going to be defending their Legendary of choice, if you choose to fight the bosses, please select whether you are going after Archie or Maxie on this particular log - you may go after one but not both.

• However, there is no restriction on how many Aqua and Magma Grunts you may fight!

• You may forego Pokemon battling entirely and simply beat up the Grunts with physical violence yourself. If you KO a Grunt, they will white out and be warped to the nearest Pokemon Center back down in the regions proper, where they will be arrested by an officer of the Kangaskhan Police.

FOR CHARACTERS INTENDING TO USE HONEDGES LIKE WEAPONS: due to the high volume of questions we have received on this topic (it's a popular inquiry!), we want to clarify for this Pokemon in particular —

If you choose to use a Honedge as though it were a traditional sword, the most that the Honedges will allow might be slapping the grunts with the flat side of the blade. They are still opposed to attacking/killing humans, opponents or not, and if you try to stab an opponent with them, you're going to get a really obstinate ghost sword going incorporeal and ineffectively going through them. There's also the fact that you're grabbing them by the head and swinging them around — they won't like that very much.

PLEASE NOTE: if you intend to use a Honedge in this manner anyway, we may ask that you experience light IC consequences for it later in the plot! We're not barring you from getting your sword skills on with your Honedges; we're simply pointing out that there may be natural outcomes that follow from those choices.

UPDATE: if you would like to interrogate the grunts, check here for information you can learn from them!


~

☆ THE NUMBER TO MEET OR BEAT IS 37 PARTICIPANTS.

REMEMBER: IF YOUR CHARACTER DOES NOT POST TO THE BOSS BATTLE LOG AT LEAST ONCE
(AS A TOP-LEVEL COMMENT OR IN RESPONSE TO SOMEONE ELSE'S TOP-LEVEL COMMENT)
BEFORE 9:00 PM EST on OCTOBER 30, THEY WILL NOT COUNT TOWARD THE 37-PARTICIPANT GOAL!

~


QUICK LINKS

EVENT LINKS MASTERPOST | THE BOSS BATTLE INFOPOST | QUESTIONS FOR MODS | BOSS BATTLE PARTICIPATION CHECK-IN THREAD

BATTLE THREAD WITH ARCHIEBATTLE THREAD WITH MAXIE

THE TEAM LEADERS MEET
awesmazings: (☼ on the marble arch)

[personal profile] awesmazings 2014-11-06 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, you're not so bad yourself! That Sharpedo is super strong.

[A whole heckton of a lot stronger than the one he has, that's for sure. Maybe that's because he got his when you caused them to get sucked from the ocean in the first place, oh Team Aqua.]
pokestars: (archie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-11-06 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[You're welcome for that, Jimmy. See, Team Aqua are the good guys! They gave everyone pet sharks! ...just not probably in the way anyone wanted them and without asking first.]

Of course it is. As the leader of Team Aqua, everything Pokemon I have has to be strong enough to combat the Team Magma menace!
awesmazings: (☼ and all the gods)

[personal profile] awesmazings 2014-11-07 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Jimmy doesn't say anything else for a moment, feeling the balls on his belt. Two down, two would be a lost cause against a Sharpedo, especially a Mega one...]

Okay. One more. I've won one, you've won two. If I lose again, I'll leave you alone. Does that sound fair?
pokestars: (archie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-11-07 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure. Sounds fair.

[He wins, the kid goes away. He loses, well, Kyogre probably won't have a problem batting cleanup.]
awesmazings: (☼ on your way)

[personal profile] awesmazings 2014-11-08 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[And with that, Jimmy throws his last Pokeball into the air, and in a flash a Furret appears on the field. She sits up on her haunches, eyeing the shark in the distance with a gleam in her eye. Well this is going to be...interesting.]

Quick Attack!

[She's off like a shot, darting over the ground with her head down, not nearly as fast as the Floatzel but significantly faster than he was under the effects of Scary Face.]
pokestars: (archie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-11-08 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, here we go. Final battle, probably. Team Aqua's come pretty far today what with fighting all these trainers and taking potshots at Team Magma, so Archie's relatively certain he can handle a Furret or two.]

Sharpedo, beat it to the punch with Aqua Jet!

[Sharpedo's zooming forward trying to cut off Furret's Quick Attack with a speedy strike of its own. However this works out, it's probably not going to be pretty.]
awesmazings: (☼ on the roof)

[personal profile] awesmazings 2014-11-08 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Archie's right there, because it certainly isn't. The Furret strikes the Sharpedo head on with a spray of water that shoots off in all directions thanks to the collision.

She goes tumbling back, skidding a few feet before she finally comes to a stop. She shakes herself bodily, now pretty damp and dazed thanks to the water type.]


Careful!
pokestars: (archie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-11-08 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Sharpedo does its best to shake off that hit as well, which probably looks ridiculous or terrifying, or some combination of both. Regardless of how it looks, head on collisions between Pokemon suck, which is why it's probably not too thrilled when the next words out of Archie's mouth are...]

Aqua Jet! Hit it again while it's still trying to recover!

[Annoyance aside, Sharpedo starts rushing forward again because the sooner this ends, the sooner it can stop ramming into things today.]
awesmazings: (☼ and let me go alone)

[personal profile] awesmazings 2014-11-09 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Cherry's head is swimming, and she barely has time to get to her feet again when the shark is speeding her way. She manages to avoid another head on collision- thankfully, or else she might have been K.O.'d instantly- but she still takes the brunt of the blow in the side, sending her tumbling back to the ground again.

When she does manage to get up and shake herself off, she's breathing heavily, but still standing. She is the first Pokemon Jimmy ever caught, after all.]


Slam!

[OKAY MORE RAMMING INTO EACH OTHER this will certainly end well.]
pokestars: (archie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-11-09 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Crap! With all the hits Sharpedo's taken earlier, Slam's going to bring it pretty close to fainting. That's not good for Archie, Team Aqua, or his sea based propaganda.]

Sharpedo, don't give up now! Use Crunch!

[Maybe it can try and get another good bite in before it faints.]
awesmazings: (☼ ☼ hallelujah ☼☼)

[personal profile] awesmazings 2014-11-09 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Cherry lets out a cry when the bite manages to grab her around her middle, causing her to thrash and instinctively try and scratch the shark with her claws before Jimmy can even command her to do anything else.]

Uh- ...Fury swipes, then!
pokestars: (archie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-11-09 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Fury Swipes hits four times, and that's enough to take down Sharpedo. Archie recalls it, so not to worry Furrett, you're not trapped in an unconscious shark's mouth.]

No way!

[What to do next...what to do next...]

I can't believe that furball beat my Mega Sharpedo!

[If Team Magma hears about this, he'll never live it down.]

{OOC: Are you okay with Kyogre taking out Furrett or did you want another outcome?}
awesmazings: (☼ and I know ☼)

[personal profile] awesmazings 2014-11-09 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jimmy can't help but grin as the Sharpedo is taken down, watching Cherry stand up again with another fullbodied shake.]

Haha, yeah! Great job!

(OOC: I'm fine with Kyogre coming in, yeah! DO THE THING WHALEGOD)
pokestars: (archie)

[personal profile] pokestars 2014-11-10 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
So our agreement was that if I KO that fuzzball, you take off, right?

[Archie raises his hand.]

I mean, you never said anything about my Pokemon, and the sea definitely doesn't play fair, so we don't always do so either.

Kyogre!

[Dramatic point at the Furret.]

KO that thing! Water Spout!
awesmazings: (☼ ☼ I got a taste ☼ ☼)

[personal profile] awesmazings 2014-11-10 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Jimmy is helpless to watch as his Pokemon is struck directly by Kyogre's attack, the water propelling her back so violently that she slams into her trainer, causing him to fall back with his arms full of waterlogged noodle ferret. Yep, that definitely knocked her out cold.]

H-hey!

[Jimmy scowls, reaching for his pokeball so he can return Cherry and get her off of him.]

...I guess you're right. Fine. But you just wait, this isn't over! You guys won't win!