Fourth Wall Open Mingle Log Of Doom

[these_balls]

Who: ANYONE
Where: ANYWHERE
When: November 24th - November 26th
Summary: A MASS MINGLING POST
Rating: What are ratings
Log:


[Anywhere in Johto and Kanto, there are people interacting. Some of these strangers interacting with other strangers. Some of these folks are your old friends. The insanity has happened yet again, and boy will it be insane.

In short, this is The Ultimate Mingling post version 2, where everyone can run into each other again and again. Damage will only sometimes be repaired, but it doesn't matter--have fun with it! It's primarily for those in the fourth wall who run into another oddball from some other mythical land who's going "What's this place?" just like them, but for everyone who wants to just continue going nuts. Seriously guys, why did you guys let Sunny even bother writing a description. JUST DO FUN THINGS.

But try not to blow up the world, okay?

And as usual, any format is welcome.]

Comments

[tentacletrainer]

[[You can do it, Kanaya. Rose has faith in you!]]

Mmm...listening to Aranea and Meenah explain their situation to us. Watching Jake tackle and then proceed to beat the crap out of the aforementioned Peixes. And Aranea needing to give his head a bap to wake him up and therefor send him home before he did too much damage.

[wontturntostone]

[Oh. Well, at least one of them does.] That was some time ago, for me. Almost a year.

[Although that certainly makes things less awkward. or more awkward, depending. She would just have to not say anything.]

...I will say it is nice to see the sun again. [A change of subject, perhaps?]

[tentacletrainer]

Goodness, a year? Hmm... [[She thinks for a moment, but then Kanaya says something about the sun and she can't help her grin.]]

Isn't it lovely? It's like this a lot. The summer is nigh unbearable heat-wise, but the sun is at least always out. It's almost winter now, meaning the temperature is dropping quickly and it'll be overcast often. But really, you should see Johto in the summer.

It's absolutely stunning. I believe you would love it.

[wontturntostone]

Maybe...If what you say is true I may not have a choice in the matter. Given how long you have been here.

[A little pause.]

Is this whole world full of humans?

[tentacletrainer]

Well, given your tendency to appear and then leave, maybe you won't. You've been here...three times now? I'm fairly certain it's been three. It's been a very long time since you've been here last though, so I could be wrong.

And yes, it is. Or...well, humans or humanized creatures. Just like trolls, anyone who isn't a human is turned into one upon arrival. Jade's dog showed up at one point and was just as human as the rest of us.

[wontturntostone]

[What? On both counts? She had seen Jade's dog through the cameras before, and it was hard to imagine the strange green creature being anything except a dog. Or a dog-girl. Humans were weird. But the rest of it...]

I have never been here before, Rose. I would remember a world full of humans. [She was sure of that, at least.]

[tentacletrainer]

Ah, that is where you are incorrect, Kanaya. Yet another lovely feature of Johto is that, sometimes, those who leave and return don't always remember their time here. It's a pretty hit and miss situation.

I put her here on a whim, but I have to admit, it's tempting to bring her here now.

[wontturntostone]

Hmm. Like doomed timelines. [She wasn't a fan of that, but it did explain being here and not remembering, if it was her but wasn't her. She hated shenanigans so much.]

Was I similarly as behind in the timeline as you say you were yourself?

mo_om I would not at all be opposed to such a temptation being given into.

[tentacletrainer]

To me, not at all. As I was still so very far behind when you were here. Some of our friends were further than you, some where behind, but you were...I know one was after dealing with Eridan. I distinctly remember you trying to do so a second time after he had been extremely insensitive over the public network about the situation that earned him your ire in the first place.

Trying to find her 'non-quirk, non-text' voice is a bit strange, to be honest.

[wontturntostone]

[Kanaya's eyes immediately narrow at the mention of Eridan. She hadn't thought about him in a long time, but that didn't make the anger at him killing disappear. Killing him back had been...cathartic...but it would never make it go away completely.]

He most likely deserved it. He always deserves it.

[Wait.]

He isn't here, right?

You are doing wonderfully in my opinion.

[tentacletrainer]

Oh I have no arguments there. He deserved it then, and he deserves anything his actions earn now or in the future as well. And, unfortunately, he is quite here. But he at least seems to have someone keeping a short leash on him.

Thank you, that is very nice to hear.

[wontturntostone]

...You mean they're preventing him from going around murdering people? I find that hard to believe, he seemed to enjoy it so much.

[Yes she's bitter.]

[ooc: Dealing with her becoming a human and not being an undead glowing vampire could also be entertaining.]

No thanks necessary! It's merely the truth. u u

[tentacletrainer]

Not only that, but they're managing to coerce him into being - I know this is hard to believe but bare with me I've seen it myself - civil.

[[ooc: Hehehe. That is always entertaining with trolls, and I'm sure no longer having her light at all would be very interesting as well.]]

[wontturntostone]

That doesn't excuse him for what he's already done. [Damn it she killed Eridan wasn't that supposed to make him no longer something she has to deal with?]

[ooc: Haha, she keeps walking into things at night, can never figure out why she can't read anything in the dark...]

[tentacletrainer]

I'm full aware of that. Trust me, I would never tell you that it would or does. Merely stating that perhaps he will at least be tolerable. For the most part.

[[ooc: Oh Kanaya...Rose will set her up with a lovely travel lamp. Yes.]]

[wontturntostone]

We will see. I...[She frowns. What did she even want to say? She absently looks down at her glowing hand, considering it for a moment before she just shakes her head.] From what I recall, the human rules on killing are very different from trolls. I cannot simply punish him as he deserves here, can I.

[ooc: She'd be completely grateful and treasure it always, of course. But that's at least partly because she's a sucker for pretty much whatever Rose does.]

[tentacletrainer]

Well...aside from that, you actually cannot full die here. You come close, but you never quite make it. Not that it is any more pleasant, really, but even if you wished to punish him as he deserves, I don't know if you'd ever succeed. It would likely be an endless endeavor.

[[ooc: Shh Kanaya it is not that amazing. It's just a lamp you're being silly.]]

[wontturntostone]

[Well now that's a unique idea. Death is such a massive part of her entire culture, removing it is almost...sacriligious. And yet intriguing...]

How would that work, precisely? Last time I cut him in half with a chainsaw, it was very effective. It's hard to imagine it won't work twice.

[ooc: No no it is a wonderful lamp she will treasure it always. All other lamps are now inferior and will not receive a place of honor and show her where the bathroom is at night.]

[tentacletrainer]

Well, I'm not quite positive on the technical explanation, as honestly the method is not very technical. But from everything I've learned, those who find themselves on the brink of death would suddenly find themselves in a Pokemon center, patched up to ensure that they're alive and kept there to recover.

[[ooc: No no what she needs isn't a lamp. She needs a Lanturn. Or a Lampent.]]

[wontturntostone]

Hmm. [A thoughtful pause.] It would almost be worth attempting simply to see what would happen. It would hardly be any great loss if you were wrong.

[Kanaya may be a very odd troll, but she's still a troll.]

[ooc: A lamp that can wander off just when you need it hardly seems like a good idea in the middle of the night. Plus how is she supposed to carefully treasure a gift Rose gave her if it keeps insisting on being alive?]

[tentacletrainer]

Just realize that you will have to deal with the repercussions. AKA dealing with the reaction of friends and strangers alike if you don't kill him somewhere secret. Might I suggest one of the many caves located around Johto?

[[ooc: ...true enough. You make a very good point.]]

[wontturntostone]

Hmm. Having to keep such a thing secret would be new, but I suspect I could manage, if necessary. I take it people here disapprove of...[What would the phrase be...] Vigilante Justice?

[ooc: Wake up to use the bathroom, only the lamp fell asleep under the bed, now what? Hehe. Okay, this could be fun. I'd have to pick a canon point for her. Hmmm.]

[tentacletrainer]

Some do, some don't. It somewhat depends on where they were from. But keeping it a secret would likely be your best option.

[[ooc: That's why you invest in two. Obviously. And yes, good. The cast will love having you. And hehe, isn't that always the problem? Canon points are hard. They're hard and only Hamsteaks understand.]]

[wontturntostone]

I can do that. Secrets aren't that difficult to keep. [This is kind of a lie but she'll manage.] What else do you think I need to know about this place?

[ooc: I think somewhere during the intermissions, maybe the second. I've been playing her from the more recent one, but Rose is involved with John here right? So bringing Kanaya in mid-date could be...erm. Extra awkward as far as initially adapting to the setting.]

[tentacletrainer]

All we'd have to worry about is discrediting Eridan should he ever bring it up. [[Humming in thought, she runs over any other information that might be necessary--oh yes, of course.]] The only thing that I think you would do well to learn now rather than through experience is not to eat the berries. They are not a natural source of food for you, no matter how wonderful they look.

[[ooc: Quite involved, yes. Rose would at least make things as easy as possible on Kanaya? If you still wanted to take her from there, at least. She is one laid back cookie in Route.]]