Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
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[shadowdive]

VT? VS? [VS looks like shorthand for "verses", which is battle talk yup.]

[viiru2alert]

VS is a good one... probably going to stick with that.

[shadowdive]

Heh. Then do you care if I just call you Sol?

[viiru2alert]

You really want to use the same nickname for me as Captain Guppy?

[shadowdive]

Dipshitkarp ruins everything. If you're giving me a shorthand nickname, you need one too though.

[viiru2alert]

Anybody else got nicknames, or is it just me and presumably KK?

[shadowdive]

If calling Ventus "idiot" counts, and Sora "runt". [They're not nice nicknames ok]

[viiru2alert]

So no. Those are their official middle names anyway.

[Just ignore the fact that he doesn't even know who Ventus is.]

[shadowdive]

Heh. I guess no other nicknames are floating around then. I'll take it as a no, you don't want one.

[viiru2alert]

Dude, seriously, I don't give a shit! Call me whatever you want.

[shadowdive]

Douchebag? Asshole? [Jokingly, of course.]

[viiru2alert]

Arsewipe. Grubfucker. Shitstain.

[shadowdive]

Shitstain sounds best. I'll let you hold that title with all the grandeur of a poorly drawn gold star.

[viiru2alert]

I will wear that title proudly on my lapel.

[And then he makes a literal uguu face, with the hands and everything. If this were an anime, there'd be sparkles and flowers in the background.]

I'm a shitstain.

[shadowdive]

[That is the funniest, terrible expression Vanitas has ever seen. Laughing way too hard about it.]

[viiru2alert]

[Casually joining in that laughter.]

[shadowdive]

That was awful. [Still coming down from his good laughs, Vani rubs his face.] I never want to see you make that face again.

[viiru2alert]

Don't worry, VS, my face concurs with that statement.

[shadowdive]

[Snickers, before leaning back in his seat.]

So what have you been doing since you ditched us?

[viiru2alert]

Winning badges, taking names, you know how it goes.

[shadowdive]

How many are you at?

[viiru2alert]

Three. Though really, one of them was the Mineral Badge, so that should count as at least two.

[shadowdive]

Did you take fire or ground types to that gym?

[viiru2alert]

I took one Ground-type. That's it.

[shadowdive]

Nice. I remember taking on that gym and having no problems by using Dartanian. She actually gave up early because her Steelix wasn't going to do better than the two I just knocked out with single blasts of fire. [Let's not mention the part where he got his shoulder snapped because Dart didn't want to stop fighting.]