Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
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[timelymaid]

[ If she were going to troll him, she'd just make tongue twister constellation names. As it is he will probably be treated to stars dedicated to Troll Indy and various other obvious picks. ]

Deal! So, what do you think of the humans?

[viiru2alert]

I think they're still completely pan-dead. [Which is Sollux code for "I still haven't gotten to know any of them because new people are freaky and I want nothing to do with them."]

[timelymaid]

You need to try talking to them, you know. [ Which is Aradia code for "TOUGH LUCK, you're getting to know them anyway".

okay it wasn't really that hard to decipher. ]

[viiru2alert]

You're not the boss of me.

[timelymaid]

[ she's giving you a look ]

[viiru2alert]

[He's giving you a Look.]

[timelymaid]

I'm your friend! Isn't that worth enough to try to talk to my friends?

[viiru2alert]

I did try to talk to your friends! I talked to the one with the shades earlier, when they were doing the snowball fight or whatever.

[timelymaid]

[ Oh, okay, that gets him points and a smile. ]

Dirk? I think we've got three Striders with shades running around, but I know you know what Dave looks like.

[viiru2alert]

Yeah, Dirk.

[See? Now he feels a bit better, at least.]

[timelymaid]

That's great, Sollux! I think you two would get along, really. He likes computers?

[viiru2alert]

[He shrugs.]

He said he taught himself all of his own shit, so I dunno.

[But you were self-taught too, Sollux.]

[timelymaid]

...Kinda like how you did?

[viiru2alert]

I dunno. He was talking to me about human psychology the whole time.

[timelymaid]

Really? Well, he is related to Rose and Dave. Anyway, he's from four hundred years in their future - well, Jane and Jake's future, more specifically - so I should think the things he taught himself are pretty advanced.

[viiru2alert]

He's related to Dave? I would have never known.

[timelymaid]

Have you filled your sarcasm quotient for this conversation yet?

[ no, it's never filled. you know that. ]

[viiru2alert]

No. It's only half full.

[timelymaid]

Did that remark fill it higher?

[viiru2alert]

...You underestimate the sheer scope and girth of my snark gauge.

Only barely.

[And for the record, this isn't snark. It's just bullshitting.]

[timelymaid]

Not really. You're the snarkiest person I know!

And considering the people I know, that's saying something.

[viiru2alert]

I can't be the snarkiest.

[timelymaid]

Do you think Karkat's snarkier, then?

[viiru2alert]

...

[He takes a moment to consider this.]

I think we're about the same level, I'm just more upfront about it. KK talks and talks and talks and doesn't end up getting more snarking done than I do.

[timelymaid]

He does talk a lot.