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Route 29: mods ([personal profile] these_balls) wrote in [community profile] route_10652014-10-29 02:33 pm

HOENNWEEN: BOSS BATTLE LOG

Who: Hoennween Plot Participants!
Where: Tohjo Falls!
When: Thursday, October 30th
Summary: You've taken the Elite Four's estate and reaped the (stolen? borrowed? requisitioned) benefits waiting for you inside it. But come morning, an earthquake signals the arrival of two incredibly belligerent Legendaries and the Team Bosses who've summoned them.
Rating: PG-13 in general; please mark threads that go higher accordingly!
Log:



YOU ARE HERE. YOU'RE FIGHTING THESE GUYS.

THIS IS STILL YOUR BACKGROUND MUSIC, AND THIS IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE AN EPISODE OF JACKASS.


KEY:
GRAY areas in the north are a range of mountains that form a natural barrier around part of the Tohjo plain where the Elite Four's resort is located. This is where you will find and battle Maxie, his Team Magma Grunts, and also obviously that sure is Primal Groudon, all right.

GREEN areas in the southeast and southwest are densely-packed forested areas interspersed by lakes and rivers that seem to be feeding into the main waterway into the area. It is both difficult and dangerous to venture into the woodlands proper, but this seems to be where a lot of the Team Aqua Grunts are stationed now.

• The BLUE area in the south is the massive lake that feeds the eponymous falls that give Tohjo its name. This is where you will find and battle Archie, his Team Aqua Grunts, and also obviously that sure is Primal Kyogre, all right.

PINK diamonds in the east and west are the sites of massive formations of Mysterious Plot Crystals™ jutting up from beneath the surface; the Grunts will not be found around these today, so if your character is looking for a safe zone well away from the crossfire, they will want to hole up near these.

• The BROWN rectangle dead-center in the map is...the Elite Four's resort. It's even more unfortunately-located today than it was yesterday. However, people willing to risk the crossfire between the Legendaries and get into the house will have access to all of the battle and healing items discussed up here!



A FEW OTHER SETTING NOTES:

• As per Arceus's summon, there will be Gen VI Pokemon joining the battle on their own! You may NPC these Pokemon, within reasonable limits; you may not capture them in Pokeballs, and they are still wild so they will not take commands from characters the way a captured Pokemon would from its trainer. However, they do recognize that the portaled-in humans are fighting on roughly the same side as they are, so they won't attack player characters and might occasionally come to their aid if need be — you're free to NPC them as you like for purposes such as this.

• The aforementioned Gen VI Pokemon can be any Pokemon that swarmed during September, plus any of their evolved forms. They've had several weeks in the wild to get buff and settle in; now you can see what they've got to show for it!

• You may NPC the Team Aqua and Team Magma Grunts as you see fit; either one can reasonably be found anywhere on the map, though they're avoiding the crystals and keeping close to their bosses — that means Team Magma will be more highly-concentrated in the northern areas of the map, and Team Aqua will be staying to the south.

• Due to the nature of the battlefield and the fact that the team leaders are going to be defending their Legendary of choice, if you choose to fight the bosses, please select whether you are going after Archie or Maxie on this particular log - you may go after one but not both.

• However, there is no restriction on how many Aqua and Magma Grunts you may fight!

• You may forego Pokemon battling entirely and simply beat up the Grunts with physical violence yourself. If you KO a Grunt, they will white out and be warped to the nearest Pokemon Center back down in the regions proper, where they will be arrested by an officer of the Kangaskhan Police.

FOR CHARACTERS INTENDING TO USE HONEDGES LIKE WEAPONS: due to the high volume of questions we have received on this topic (it's a popular inquiry!), we want to clarify for this Pokemon in particular —

If you choose to use a Honedge as though it were a traditional sword, the most that the Honedges will allow might be slapping the grunts with the flat side of the blade. They are still opposed to attacking/killing humans, opponents or not, and if you try to stab an opponent with them, you're going to get a really obstinate ghost sword going incorporeal and ineffectively going through them. There's also the fact that you're grabbing them by the head and swinging them around — they won't like that very much.

PLEASE NOTE: if you intend to use a Honedge in this manner anyway, we may ask that you experience light IC consequences for it later in the plot! We're not barring you from getting your sword skills on with your Honedges; we're simply pointing out that there may be natural outcomes that follow from those choices.

UPDATE: if you would like to interrogate the grunts, check here for information you can learn from them!


~

☆ THE NUMBER TO MEET OR BEAT IS 37 PARTICIPANTS.

REMEMBER: IF YOUR CHARACTER DOES NOT POST TO THE BOSS BATTLE LOG AT LEAST ONCE
(AS A TOP-LEVEL COMMENT OR IN RESPONSE TO SOMEONE ELSE'S TOP-LEVEL COMMENT)
BEFORE 9:00 PM EST on OCTOBER 30, THEY WILL NOT COUNT TOWARD THE 37-PARTICIPANT GOAL!

~


QUICK LINKS

EVENT LINKS MASTERPOST | THE BOSS BATTLE INFOPOST | QUESTIONS FOR MODS | BOSS BATTLE PARTICIPATION CHECK-IN THREAD

BATTLE THREAD WITH ARCHIEBATTLE THREAD WITH MAXIE

THE TEAM LEADERS MEET
exeggutorhead: (talkin' on the phone)

B!

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2014-10-31 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Envy hasn't been very interested in sleeping tonight either. The more he just keeps going, doing something, the more he doesn't have to think. He doesn't have to think about hearing Tulio's voice, or what might happen if this place gets ambushed while everyone's asleep, or the fact that he doesn't know what's going on back at the house with France and Lust and Henry. If it's still standing.]

[But it's been a long day, and a long night. He'd been running around with Heather and Greed earlier, grabbing as much of the stuff lying around as he could carry...but at some point, he'd wound up wandering the place on his own. Samus and Lucky pad along on either side of him, familiar presences.]

[Something else is familiar, and when he spots the massive fluffy shape of Sunny, he makes straight for her. It's funny; during the actual fighting he was fine whenever he was on his own, but in the predawn quiet of the house it bothers him. He sets down his own loot pile, then flops to sit on the floor near Heather. Lucky yawns and curls up beside him, and Samus folds her legs to sit.]


Found you.
foolishwren: sometimes i don't vomit when i see you (ur kinda okay sometimes i guess)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-10-31 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, charging around a BIG EMPTY ESTATE like kids on an Easter Egg hunt is a great distraction, but definitely an impermanent one.]

[She looks up at the sound of Envy's voice and gives a tired wave.]


Yo.

Sorry for wandering off on you.

I was gettin' tired.

[She reaches out to pat Lucky's head a little absently, thinking about her own two Houndooms. She really doesn't pay enough attention to them. She probably should.]
exeggutorhead: (casual conversation)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2014-11-03 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[It shows just how much running around and fighting Lucky's been doing that instead of getting overexcited, he just pants happily and wags his tail without moving. So now the conversation has a background of happy whap-whap-whap against the floor.]

I think we all wandered off, really. I dunno where Greed is.

[He yawns, he can't help it.]

I don't feel like sleeping, though.

[It would be hard enough for him to let himself fall asleep in a big room full of strangers. But with the actual, real possibility of them all getting ambushed? Sleep's not happening.]
foolishwren: and brother, i'm grinding that shit like tony hawk (the horror vs comedy line is razor thin)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-11-03 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Me either.

[She actually lets out a quiet laugh, putting her hand back in her lap and leaning back again.]

Which is bad, I mean, who knows what's gonna happen tomorrow.

If I don't sleep, I'll be a mess.

But I don't wanna.
exeggutorhead: (calm)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2014-11-04 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Who needs sleep anyway? We can sleep when this is over, one way or another.

[...well that came out kinda morbid.]

foolishwren: except the bike is on fire and you're on fire and everything is on fire and you're in hell (life is so easy its like riding a bike)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-11-05 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
[... JUST A LITTLE. She won't comment on it.]

[Instead she chuckles low in her throat.]


The motto of last-minute crammers and folks with death wishes everywhere, can I get an AMEN!