This Is My Heartbeat Song

[these_balls]

Who: The participants of the Project L.U.C.Y. event! (And any other characters who just want to read the profiles!)
Where: ONLINE!
When: Sunday, February 14!
Summary: Johto's very own Match.com goes live, making dating profiles available for all the lonely Luvdiscs out there!
Rating: PG across the board; please mark threads that go higher!
Log:

IMPORTANT: HOW TO USE THIS LOG

• Below is a table listing all the ID numbers of the profiles that were submitted to Project L.U.C.Y. over the course of the past week! Somewhere in here, you should see your ID number! Click it and that should link you to your dating profile.

• You should have also received a highest match ID number; it ought to be the person who shares the same first letter of the ID number as yours! Click that link on the table to be taken to their profile and meet your match!

• To peruse all the dating profiles, click "View All" at the bottom of the table, or just GO HERE!

• You may respond to more profiles than just the one we've ranked as your highest match! Though we ask that you please at least make contact with your recommended partner, you may tag out to as many additional profiles as you see fit! Take love into your own hands!

• In a similar vein, even if you did not participate in the initial sign-up and profile submission process, you may still browse and comment to the profiles! You won't get one of your own posted, unfortunately, but you're welcome to reach out and connect with the people who did!

• If you spot a coding error somewhere, please don't hesitate to let us know, and we'll get it straightened out ASAP!

PROJECT L.U.C.Y. MATCH-UPS
PROFILE ID NUMBER: A2024	PROFILE ID NUMBER: A1801
PROFILE ID NUMBER: B1314	PROFILE ID NUMBER: B2320
PROFILE ID NUMBER: C1419	PROFILE ID NUMBER: C0306
PROFILE ID NUMBER: D0820	PROFILE ID NUMBER: D1901
PROFILE ID NUMBER: E1004	PROFILE ID NUMBER: E2114
PROFILE ID NUMBER: F1111	PROFILE ID NUMBER: F1616
PROFILE ID NUMBER: G1008	PROFILE ID NUMBER: G1818
PROFILE ID NUMBER: H0419	PROFILE ID NUMBER: H2524
PROFILE ID NUMBER: I1812	PROFILE ID NUMBER: I1206
PROFILE ID NUMBER: J2318	PROFILE ID NUMBER: J0302
PROFILE ID NUMBER: K1120	PROFILE ID NUMBER: K0119
VIEW ALL

Comments

[freshprints]

Is that really so disappointing?

[callbacks]

its not disappointing its just
startling?
youre like
a GROWNUP
a rare and almost mystical creature as far as my experience goes

[freshprints]

I also cure ailments with my tears and regularly gore non-virgins with my rainbow-hued horn.

[callbacks]

you could probably monetize that
the goring i mean because obviously grownups have already undergone the traditional tear duct cauterization coming of age ritual
your business name could be unico pimpslayer incorporated or uni pi for short
ill make business cards

[freshprints]

Is that pronounced "pie", or as initials, "P.I."?

[callbacks]

p i
so the front for your thriving assassination enterprise is that of a humble private investigation office

[freshprints]

Excellent. I do a magnificent Philip Marlowe impression.

"I was wearing my powder-blue suit...I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it. I was everything the well-dressed private detective ought to be. I was calling on four million dollars."

[callbacks]

robert mitchum right
alright
i can see it

[freshprints]

For my next trick, I'll produce a dame in a red dress.

[callbacks]

ok but youre not going to unicore her if shes not a virgin right
i dont think noir girls ever are

[freshprints]

Is that a verb now? "Unicore"?

[callbacks]

obviously
come on kg havent you ever read a dictionary

[freshprints]

Only when I'm trying to avoid someone.

[callbacks]

does that work

[freshprints]

Antidisestablishmentarianism. Noun. "Opposition to the withdrawal of state support or recognition from an established church, especially the Anglican Church in 19th-century England."

[callbacks]

jesus youre right my brain turned off immediately
is that even a human word
i mean i guess it has to be what with the historical reference but holy fuck
about a quarter of the way through the word those stop looking like real letters

[freshprints]

If memory serves it's the longest word in the English dictionary.

I suppose you could consider learning how to spell it, and its definition, something of a party trick of sorts.

[callbacks]

i mean i could
the definitions not actually that hard when you break the word down even with the sort of double negative
but girl i dont even know how to spell refridgerator
i dont think antidisen...
.......
is gonna happen

[freshprints]

I suppose in equivalent fairness, I also don't go to a lot of parties.

[callbacks]

see
rare and elusive animal
almost legendary you could say

[freshprints]

Rare and elusive until I unicore someone, that is.

[callbacks]

you only lose myth status if you get caught

[freshprints]

Fortunately for me, then, I never get caught.

[callbacks]

and uni pi canters gracefully into the sunset the blood of the fallen dripping from her glittery friendship horn
shit it does sound cute if you pronounce it pie
maybe we gotta rethink this
marketings important

[freshprints]

Are you allowed to think I'm cute? I'm an adult, after all.

(It's cuter still if you pronounce it as rhyming with "sea"; uni-pi sounds like something on the level of a Dedenne or a Pichu.)