This Is My Heartbeat Song

[these_balls]

Who: The participants of the Project L.U.C.Y. event! (And any other characters who just want to read the profiles!)
Where: ONLINE!
When: Sunday, February 14!
Summary: Johto's very own Match.com goes live, making dating profiles available for all the lonely Luvdiscs out there!
Rating: PG across the board; please mark threads that go higher!
Log:

IMPORTANT: HOW TO USE THIS LOG

• Below is a table listing all the ID numbers of the profiles that were submitted to Project L.U.C.Y. over the course of the past week! Somewhere in here, you should see your ID number! Click it and that should link you to your dating profile.

• You should have also received a highest match ID number; it ought to be the person who shares the same first letter of the ID number as yours! Click that link on the table to be taken to their profile and meet your match!

• To peruse all the dating profiles, click "View All" at the bottom of the table, or just GO HERE!

• You may respond to more profiles than just the one we've ranked as your highest match! Though we ask that you please at least make contact with your recommended partner, you may tag out to as many additional profiles as you see fit! Take love into your own hands!

• In a similar vein, even if you did not participate in the initial sign-up and profile submission process, you may still browse and comment to the profiles! You won't get one of your own posted, unfortunately, but you're welcome to reach out and connect with the people who did!

• If you spot a coding error somewhere, please don't hesitate to let us know, and we'll get it straightened out ASAP!

PROJECT L.U.C.Y. MATCH-UPS
PROFILE ID NUMBER: A2024	PROFILE ID NUMBER: A1801
PROFILE ID NUMBER: B1314	PROFILE ID NUMBER: B2320
PROFILE ID NUMBER: C1419	PROFILE ID NUMBER: C0306
PROFILE ID NUMBER: D0820	PROFILE ID NUMBER: D1901
PROFILE ID NUMBER: E1004	PROFILE ID NUMBER: E2114
PROFILE ID NUMBER: F1111	PROFILE ID NUMBER: F1616
PROFILE ID NUMBER: G1008	PROFILE ID NUMBER: G1818
PROFILE ID NUMBER: H0419	PROFILE ID NUMBER: H2524
PROFILE ID NUMBER: I1812	PROFILE ID NUMBER: I1206
PROFILE ID NUMBER: J2318	PROFILE ID NUMBER: J0302
PROFILE ID NUMBER: K1120	PROFILE ID NUMBER: K0119
VIEW ALL

Comments

[callbacks]

do you know who it is
is it one of the new girls
bro all week i swear the new girl pile dont stop from getting taller

[awesmazings]

yeah, it's someone new! weve got a lot of new people showing up around here lately, but this is the first time ive talked to her.
she seems real nice though!

[callbacks]

if she apologized a bunch then its probably either ashley or rakka
both of whom are pretty cute and nice so i hope you do get to meet them in person
shit theyd probably love you you better take them somewhere sweet!
do it for me
your homie from another biomie

[awesmazings]

aw! yeah youre prolly right, im just waiting on a response now so we will see!
I really hope I can get her to at least do something as friends, anyway
I think she was mostly hung up on the whole date thing
ive never even been on a real date date so how would I know

[callbacks]

yeah me neither
specially not with a human


ok i realize how that just made me sound and to clarify
i maybe sorta dated an alien for a while
i didnt date any other kind of nonhuman anything thats not my thing

[awesmazings]

dude my best friend is a demon
its okay
I mean I havent dated one but
you know what I mean

[callbacks]

oh huh
what are demons like
we dont have those where im from
i dont think anyway

[awesmazings]

theyre real fun
like, super fun
maybe my friend Beezy- hes a demon- will come back to Johto again sometime
id love for you guys to get to meet

[callbacks]

yeah?
is he cool

[awesmazings]

is he COOL?
a better question is how ISNT he cool? hes the coolest!

[He's fat, lazy, has a rich dad who owns and controls pretty much everything, and he's pretty...simple, but in Jimmy's eyes he's the best thing since sliced bread.]

[callbacks]

oh man
oh man i see how it is dude
i SEE
looks like im going to have to throw down in the ring with this guy
gonna have to walk right up there all oiled and tough lookin with my big red gloves on and a mouthguard in my teeth
me:
the plucky punk with a heart of southern gold
him: literally a demon
at stake:
the heavyweight championship title for the coolest kid in school and a ticket to the dance with jimmy two shoeses name on it
the school dance
the friendship dance
the hokey pokey hip hop bunny wiggle
america leaves the theater in tears theyve never seen anything so pure

[awesmazings]

heck yeah! friendship dance!!

[YOU REALIZE THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN NOW DAVE

IF BEEZY EVER DOES COME BACK

IT'S HAPPENING]

[callbacks]

spoiler alert the entire last forty minutes of the movie is an extended musical number

[awesmazings]

maybe thats why america leaves the theatre in tears
the movie was so good they couldnt leave to go to the bathroom before it ended

[callbacks]

well shit wheres peter jackson when you need him
bro if we make this a trilogy we could cash IN

[awesmazings]

we better hope Beezy comes back soon then!
I think he will though, someday
I mean hes already been here twice

[callbacks]

here for real or like
one of those november temp pass deals

[awesmazings]

nah, he
he was only here for those temporary ones, just for a little while
but it was good to see him at all, yaknow?

[He misses him so much man.]

[callbacks]

yeah i know what you mean
jade
my friend jade i mean
she was here for one of those and disappeared at the end but then came back
so i hope the same happens for your friend
he sounds alright

[awesmazings]

im optimistic about it!! Beezy somehow always finds his way back
we're best friends so even space and time cant keep us apart for too long

[Still, Jimmy's somehow managed to live outside of Miseryville for two years now. He misses it.]

[callbacks]

haha
yeah
i know what you mean
i have a friend like that too

[awesmazings]

oh yeah? whats he like?

[callbacks]

john
well johns a massive dork whos not cool at all
he has no taste in movies and throws temper tantrums about the most inane shit sometimes for no reason
but we go way back and hes one of the nicest kids around
he used to be here apparently along with my sister

[awesmazings]

[...Well. Jimmy was going to say something else entirely, at least until that last sentence.]

wait...you knew that John?


and...who was your sister, Dave?

[callbacks]

rose lalonde
and if by that john you mean john egbert lord of the dorks yes im talking about that john
were you friends with him too