Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock

[matini]

Who: Homestuck cast (sob too many to list)
Where: Somewhere in Goldenrod City that can handle all these chillens
When: Christmas Day
Summary: Christmas Shenanigans with any and all Homestucks!
Rating: C for Cute, M for the mouths of Striders because DANG, YOU GUYS. WASH YOUR MOUTHS.
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[shadowdive]

[gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Good. [Cracking a nasty sort of smile.] It's a shame the fishdouche couldn't make it. I would have loved to have seen the look on his face when he opened my gift.

[viiru2alert]

You got him a gift?

[That uguu-face is gone. His face now shows only disgust.]

[shadowdive]

A bag of Stantler shit. I wonder if he thought it was actually fudge and ate some. [Don't look like that bro, he's still dropping the punch line.]

[viiru2alert]

[...]

[LAUGHTER. Really loud laughter.]

Mother of fuck, Vanitas! Stantler shit! Ahahaha!

[shadowdive]

Best gift for him. Thought it was just perfect, lying there on the ground and being all free and smelly as hell. [YOU PROUD OF HIM? YOU PROUD OF HIM.]

[viiru2alert]

[What is speech? Sollux doesn't know. He's too busy dying of laughter.]

[He is so proud.]

[shadowdive]

[Going to lift a hand and give himself a pat on the back in regards to all that laughter.] Thought you might like hearing that.

[viiru2alert]

You're a good man, Vanitas.

[...Wait.]

I need to make a shorthandle for you now.

[shadowdive]

Shorthandle? You mean like how you call Karkat "KK"?

[viiru2alert]

Yeah. That's just my name for it.

[shadowdive]

So a nickname. [Actually, he's looking at how his name is spelled and there's no nifty emphasis in two places except as Vani Tas. VT might be it?]

[viiru2alert]

Yeah, but it has to be two letters, the same as a trollhandle. And it's spoken shorthand for a person's name. Hence, shorthandle.

]Hmm. Gotta think about this. VI...?]

[shadowdive]

VT? VS? [VS looks like shorthand for "verses", which is battle talk yup.]

[viiru2alert]

VS is a good one... probably going to stick with that.

[shadowdive]

Heh. Then do you care if I just call you Sol?

[viiru2alert]

You really want to use the same nickname for me as Captain Guppy?

[shadowdive]

Dipshitkarp ruins everything. If you're giving me a shorthand nickname, you need one too though.

[viiru2alert]

Anybody else got nicknames, or is it just me and presumably KK?

[shadowdive]

If calling Ventus "idiot" counts, and Sora "runt". [They're not nice nicknames ok]

[viiru2alert]

So no. Those are their official middle names anyway.

[Just ignore the fact that he doesn't even know who Ventus is.]

[shadowdive]

Heh. I guess no other nicknames are floating around then. I'll take it as a no, you don't want one.

[viiru2alert]

Dude, seriously, I don't give a shit! Call me whatever you want.

[shadowdive]

Douchebag? Asshole? [Jokingly, of course.]

[viiru2alert]

Arsewipe. Grubfucker. Shitstain.

[shadowdive]

Shitstain sounds best. I'll let you hold that title with all the grandeur of a poorly drawn gold star.